Chadwick Stone=A9 wrote:

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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler [wrangler@netcabal.com] has entered
into testimony
du2onh$k1f$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com

<forwarded to relevant froups>

Here follows the one true ballot for the February 2006 Usenet Kook
awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper at the Vote
Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have been explicitly disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 UTC (11:59:59 PM Greenwich Mean Time) on March 7th to
cast your votes. Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

See also the "How to Vote" Mini-FAQ for advice:
<http://www.netcabal.com/auk/voting.html>

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BOBO AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Archimedes Plutonium


KOOK OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Dolf Boek, a.k.a. Qolon
Honest John
Salah Jafar
Warhol
none of the above
abstain


CLUELESS NEWBIE OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
Honest John
Meldon of soc.men
Viking of soc.men
none of the above
abstain


COWARD OF THE MONTH
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght
Professeur Von TwoSteps
Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
Soc.Men
none of the above
abstain


LOONEY MAROON AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, a.k.a. "Death Tour Lies-Sack"
***** Cheney, Vice President of the USA
neither of the above
abstain


GOLDEN KILLFILE
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Michael Baldwin Bruce


JOSEPH BARTLO "PATHETIC ANAL PINEAPPLE" AWARD
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Charles D Bohne
Honest John
Jeff Ream, a.k.a. "JeffsNewJetta"
none of the above
abstain


PALMJOB PADDLE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain


TONY SIDAWAY MEMORIAL "DRAMA QUEEN" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Darla Pere & sockpuppets
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
neither of the above
abstain


VICTOR VON FRANKENSTEIN "WEIRD SCIENCE" AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Archimedes Plutonium
Lionheart of soc.men
neither of the above
abstain


GEORGE PICKETT MEMORIAL TROPHY
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Honest John
Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
neither of the above
abstain


GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER "KICKED @$$" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. "FreeSpeechStore"


BUSTED URINAL AWARD
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Brad Guth, a.k.a. "GuthBall"
Honest John
neither of the above
abstain


UNABOMBER SURPRISE
(Vote for one, neither of the above, or abstain)

Doug Grant von Rieman, a.k.a. "Doogie Grant"
Warhol
neither of the above
abstain


72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Max Varazslo, alias "Dr. Thurgood Tucker"


BARBARA WOODHOUSE MEMORIAL DOG WHISTLE
(Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain)

Chuck Lysaght, trained by K A Cannon
Dean Humphries, trained by Phoenix & Peter J Ross
Honest John, trained by Art Deco
Pamela K Russell, trained by de Fragile Warrior Sports Supplies
Steve "BowTie"/"Fly Cooter" Young, trained by Lionel
none of the above
abstain


OFFICE OF DARTH BAWL
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Raymond R Karczewski, a.k.a. "Kazoo teh Convict"
Richard M Scoville, a.k.a. "FreeSpeechStore"
abstain


OFFICE OF VILLAGE IDIOT
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Brad Jesness, a.k.a. "Bardley"
Richard Bullis, a.k.a. "Richard the St00pid"
Tom Bishop, a.k.a. "Amadeus Jinn"
Viking of soc.men
abstain


OFFICE OF KOOKI INFORMATION MINISTER
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Alexa Cameron
Sylvia Sullivan, a.k.a. "PSYLVIA"
abstain


MINISTRY OF CIRCLE JERKS
(Vote for one, or abstain)

Charles D Bohne & Honest John
Soc.Men (the whole soc.fr00t farm)
abstain


PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER
(Vote YES, NO, or abstain)

Woodchuck Bill

Here is the kookiest of the kooks, the phoenix of bullshitters, the
king of scam, the shameless usurpator, the megaliest of megalomans, the
craziest of crazy people, in one word;

Honest John, (john (jon) pronunciation n. Slang.
1. A toilet.
2. A man who is a prostitute's customer.

From the name John Baptist,

Honest John, the the God sent new Messiah from the Ozarks, Arkansas,
who believes that he can convince us of all his bullshitting about
moral, honesty and hard work, and yet is one of the worst watch
repairer, cheating as he can, even his friends, just like his kin soul:

Terry Allison, the creator of so called "luxury" watches, built on
cheap Chinese movements and sold at prices of the genuine Swiss
Manufacturers.

http://montresallison.hypermart.net/indexsplash.htm

If you want to be cheated, contact Honest John at
honestjohn@centurytel.net and/or his pall Terry Allison of Montres
Allison in Entwisstgarden Colorado, and you shall have it up to the
arse. Inch Allah, Enjoy!