"Bifurcated Redundant ***** Sprinkler" <bigbadbelchthefelch@anonymous.to>
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"Bifurcated Redundant ***** Sprinkler" <bigbadbelchthefelch@anonymous.to>
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In true kook fashion, I will top post my acceptance speech.
Not even trying anymore, are you Rusty?
Well, what can I say?
You've all been with me for this long, you know what I'm capable. of.
Extremely fuckery and stupidity?
I want to thank you for your votes, and support, and I want to let you
know
I will continue to strive to not let you down.
When I was Clueless Newbie of the Month I attempted to be very
clueless
indeed, and I believe I went above and beyond.
When I won Darth Bawl, well, did you ever see someone whine quite as
much
as
me?
My fellow award recipient, whom I "shared" the award with, was unable
to
keep up and, I believe, completely left Usenet altogether.
And now, friends, fellow netizens, supporters and denigrators alike, I
am
Kook of the Month.
I thank you, and I will strive to be just as kooky as I've always
been.
Yours in Usenet,
Russell B Waters
Can you start by stabbing yourself with an AIDS-infected needle?
I'd like to add something to this post, it seems that, while I was typing
my
acceptance speech, I seem to have inadvertently stabbed myself with an
AIDS-infected needle.
Things like this sometimes happen, I'll try to deal with it as best I can.
And I'll be sure to keep you all posted on how the situation progresses.
Yours,
Rusty
You still suck ***** at sarcasm, Rusty.
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