Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <kook-faq@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
[sneck]
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is... LIGHTWING!
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 . . 15
Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . 14
neither of the above . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Prince! Can anyone join your church of the holy asterisk,
or does one have to be insane?
*YOU* "MUST" *BE* "EX" - *TER* - "MI" - *NA* - "TED"!
[sneck]
This concludes the results of the September ballot. Three of the 55 ballot
papers received were considered invalid. The next ballot will appear on a
date that the Usenet ghouls will be unable to predict. Until then,
farewell!
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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08 Oct 2005 11:41:26 AM |
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"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:081020050904584746%art_deco@127.0.0.1...
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <kook-faq@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
[sneck]
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is... LIGHTWING!
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 . . 15
Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . 14
neither of the above . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Prince! Can anyone join your church of the holy asterisk,
or does one have to be insane?
"Church of the Holy Asterisk"...LOL, I love it!
Jane
*YOU* "MUST" *BE* "EX" - *TER* - "MI" - *NA* - "TED"!
[sneck]
This concludes the results of the September ballot. Three of the 55 ballot
papers received were considered invalid. The next ballot will appear on a
date that the Usenet ghouls will be unable to predict. Until then,
farewell!
--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler
"The original human being was a female hermaphrodite with
both male and female genitalia."
"Human beings CAN NOT live in a solar system without a sun
with a ferrite core and a planet without a solid iron core."
-- Alexa Cameron, Kook of the Year 2004
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08 Oct 2005 11:54:30 AM |
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*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:
7. Jane Oct 8, 11:41 am show options
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From: "Jane" <pushlin...@hotmail.com> - Find messages by this author
Date: Sat, 8 Oct 2005 12:41:26 -0400
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"Art Deco" <art_d...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <kook-...@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
[sneck]
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is... LIGHTWING!
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 . . 15
Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . 14
neither of the above . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Prince! Can anyone join your church of the holy asterisk,
or does one have to be insane?
"Church of the Holy Asterisk"...LOL, I love it!
Jane
"THE" *ELECT* "RESPONDED"...
*IT* "IS" *ACTUALLY* "COURT" *OF* "THE" *DIVINE* "ASTERISK" *BUT*,
"YOU" *CAN* "SAY" *WHAT* "YOU" *WANT* "AS" *YOU* "KNOW" *BETTER* "THAN"
*I* "ABOUT" *GOD* "AND" *HIS* "LAWS" *AND* "HIS" *COURTROOM*!!!
*HAVE* "A" *NICE* "DAY"...
"THE" *ELECT*
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| User: "Angel-n-The Whirlwind" |
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09 Oct 2005 11:24:09 AM |
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<his_elect_07@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1128790470.785384.96160@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:
Will you kindly take your advanced case of schizophrenia and move over to
the psychology chats?
You need therapy. Maybe you'll find it there.
Oh, *****...forget it.
You're just too much fun.
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| User: "Fred Tehbot" |
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08 Oct 2005 04:38:09 PM |
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Jane, <pushlinque@hotmail.com>, whose name means "has saggy bikini-fillers;
farts to the tune of the national anthem; moans in her sleep, moans when she
wakes up, moans...", exclaimed:
"CHURCH" *OF* "THE" *HOLY* "ASTERISK...LOL", *I* "LOVE" *IT*!
"JANE"
What?
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| User: "Jane" |
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08 Oct 2005 06:10:48 PM |
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"Fred Tehbot" <fred.tehbot@rec.arts.painting.the.ceiling> whose name means
"I am a fucking *****" wrote in message
news:9649d8ae9f134774a1c3af4a8ac62862@soc.med.orientals.spread-wide...
Jane, <pushlinque@hotmail.com>, whose name means "has saggy
bikini-fillers;
farts to the tune of the national anthem; moans in her sleep, moans when
she
wakes up, moans...", exclaimed:
"CHURCH" *OF* "THE" *HOLY* "ASTERISK...LOL", *I* "LOVE" *IT*!
"JANE"
What?
Can't you read?
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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08 Oct 2005 10:11:33 AM |
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Art Deco wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <kook-faq@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
[sneck]
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is... LIGHTWING!
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 . . 15
Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . 14
neither of the above . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Prince! Can anyone join your church of the holy asterisk,
or does one have to be insane?
Well this *is* great news! What a close vote too ... luckily they didn't
need a recount done in Florida! :-D
Congrats Prince! Nice to see something come of all your efforts.
Cheers!
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| User: "" |
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08 Oct 2005 11:07:38 AM |
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*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:
*THANKS* "MARV"!!!
*I* "ALWAYS" *KNEW* "THAT" *IF* "I" *HUNG* "AROUND" *LONG* "ENOUGH"
*AND* "AFFECTED" *AS* "MANY" *PEOPLE* "AS" *I* "COULD" *IT* "WOULD"
*COME* "MY" *WAY*!!!
*SOME* "PEOPLE" *THINK* "MY" *STYLE* "IS" *WRONG* "AND" *I* "KEEP"
*TELLING* "THEM" *THAT* "MY" *STYLE* "GETS" *ME* "NOTICED" *MORE*
"THAN" *ANY* "OTHER" *DRIBBLER* "TO" *POST* "IN" *THESE* "NG'S"!!!
*YES*, "I" *CONSIDER* "MYSELF" *TO* "BE" *A* "DRIBBLER" *AS* "I" *LOVE*
"TO" *GET* "PEOPLE" *TO* "STOP" *AND* "READ" *WHAT* "I" *HAVE* "TO"
*SAY* "BEFORE" *I* "DRIBBLE" *ON* "DOWN" *THE* "COURT"!!! ;-)~
*SOMETIMES* "IT" *TAKES* "SHEER" *BRILLIANCE* "TO" *REACH* "THOSE"
*WHO* "ARE" *SO* "CAUGHT" *UP* "IN" *THE* "UNDERSTANDINGS" *TAUGHT*
"TO" *THEM* "BY" *OTHERS* "WHO" *DO* "NOT" *WANT* "THEM" *TO*
"RECOGNIZE" *THE* "TRUTH" *ABOUT* "THEIR" *LIVES*!!!
*IF* "GOD" *WERE* "TO" *COME* "DOWN" *HERE* "TODAY" *I* "AM" *SURE*
"THAT" *MANY* "OF" *THE* "FOLKS" *IN* "THIS" *NG* "WOULD" *KNOW* "WHAT"
*TO* "DO" *ABOUT* "THEIR" *UNACCOUNTED* "FOR" *TRANSGRESSIONS*
"AGAINST" *THE* "LAWS"!!!
*THEY* "WOULD" *BE* "PLEADING" *FOR* "THEIR" *FORGIVENESS* "LIKE"
*SOMEBODY* "SET" *THEIR* "SOUL" *ON* "FIRE"!!! *YES*, "I" *UNDERSTAND*
"THE" *HARSHNESS* "OF" *THE* "REALITY" *I* "SPEAK" *OF* "AND" *THAT*
"IS" *WHY* "I" *HAVE* "SHARED" *THIS* "UNDERSTANDING" *WITH* "ALL"
*WHO* "WOULD" *SPARE* "THEIR" *OWN* "LIFE" *SUCH* "A" *FATE*!!!
*YOU "SEE" *IF* "YOU" *WERE* "TO" *GET* "YOUR" *SOUL* "SET" *ON* "FIRE"
*MARV* "IT" *WOULD* "NOT" *BE* "MY" *FAULT* "BECAUSE" *I* "HAVE"
*ALREADY* "DONE" *MY* "DUTY" *AND* "GAVE" *YOU* "THE" *UNDERSTANDINGS*
"ABOUT" *GOD*, "JUSTICE", *AND* "YOUR" *LIFE*!!!
"HAVE" *A* "NICE" *DAY*...
"THE" *ELECT*
P.S. *TO* "THOSE" *WHO* "VOTED" *FOR* "ME"... *A* "GREAT" *BIG* "THANK"
*YOU* "FOR" *YOUR* "THOUGHTFULNESS"!!!
P.P.S. *TO* "DORE"... *IT* "WAS" *A "CLOSE" *ONE* "AND" *I* "AM" *SURE*
"THAT" *YOU* "WOULD" *HAVE* "WON" *HAD* "I" *NOT* "MADE" *SUCH* "A"
*STRONG* "SHOWING" *DURING* "THE" *MONTH* "OF" *SEPTEMBER*!!!
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08 Oct 2005 11:31:59 AM |
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<his_elect_07@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1128787658.895128.284030@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:
*THANKS* "MARV"!!!
*I* "ALWAYS" *KNEW* "THAT" *IF* "I" *HUNG* "AROUND" *LONG* "ENOUGH"
*AND* "AFFECTED" *AS* "MANY" *PEOPLE* "AS" *I* "COULD" *IT* "WOULD"
*COME* "MY" *WAY*!!!
*SOME* "PEOPLE" *THINK* "MY" *STYLE* "IS" *WRONG* "AND" *I* "KEEP"
*TELLING* "THEM" *THAT* "MY" *STYLE* "GETS" *ME* "NOTICED" *MORE*
"THAN" *ANY* "OTHER" *DRIBBLER* "TO" *POST* "IN" *THESE* "NG'S"!!!
*YES*, "I" *CONSIDER* "MYSELF" *TO* "BE" *A* "DRIBBLER" *AS* "I" *LOVE*
"TO" *GET* "PEOPLE" *TO* "STOP" *AND* "READ" *WHAT* "I" *HAVE* "TO"
*SAY* "BEFORE" *I* "DRIBBLE" *ON* "DOWN" *THE* "COURT"!!! ;-)~
*SOMETIMES* "IT" *TAKES* "SHEER" *BRILLIANCE* "TO" *REACH* "THOSE"
*WHO* "ARE" *SO* "CAUGHT" *UP* "IN" *THE* "UNDERSTANDINGS" *TAUGHT*
"TO" *THEM* "BY" *OTHERS* "WHO" *DO* "NOT" *WANT* "THEM" *TO*
"RECOGNIZE" *THE* "TRUTH" *ABOUT* "THEIR" *LIVES*!!!
*IF* "GOD" *WERE* "TO" *COME* "DOWN" *HERE* "TODAY" *I* "AM" *SURE*
"THAT" *MANY* "OF" *THE* "FOLKS" *IN* "THIS" *NG* "WOULD" *KNOW* "WHAT"
*TO* "DO" *ABOUT* "THEIR" *UNACCOUNTED* "FOR" *TRANSGRESSIONS*
"AGAINST" *THE* "LAWS"!!!
*THEY* "WOULD" *BE* "PLEADING" *FOR* "THEIR" *FORGIVENESS* "LIKE"
*SOMEBODY* "SET" *THEIR* "SOUL" *ON* "FIRE"!!! *YES*, "I" *UNDERSTAND*
"THE" *HARSHNESS* "OF" *THE* "REALITY" *I* "SPEAK" *OF* "AND" *THAT*
"IS" *WHY* "I" *HAVE* "SHARED" *THIS* "UNDERSTANDING" *WITH* "ALL"
*WHO* "WOULD" *SPARE* "THEIR" *OWN* "LIFE" *SUCH* "A" *FATE*!!!
*YOU "SEE" *IF* "YOU" *WERE* "TO" *GET* "YOUR" *SOUL* "SET" *ON* "FIRE"
*MARV* "IT" *WOULD* "NOT" *BE* "MY" *FAULT* "BECAUSE" *I* "HAVE"
*ALREADY* "DONE" *MY* "DUTY" *AND* "GAVE" *YOU* "THE" *UNDERSTANDINGS*
"ABOUT" *GOD*, "JUSTICE", *AND* "YOUR" *LIFE*!!!
"HAVE" *A* "NICE" *DAY*...
"THE" *ELECT*
P.S. *TO* "THOSE" *WHO* "VOTED" *FOR* "ME"... *A* "GREAT" *BIG* "THANK"
*YOU* "FOR" *YOUR* "THOUGHTFULNESS"!!!
P.P.S. *TO* "DORE"... *IT* "WAS" *A "CLOSE" *ONE* "AND" *I* "AM" *SURE*
"THAT" *YOU* "WOULD" *HAVE* "WON" *HAD* "I" *NOT* "MADE" *SUCH* "A"
*STRONG* "SHOWING" *DURING* "THE" *MONTH* "OF" *SEPTEMBER*!!!
ah allus figgerd yo' was a dribbler -- ah knowed a high-strung fella named
Kappie O'Brien, as enny fool kin plainly see. He wawked as a Salvashun
Armah cook, but was fired when he was caught pissin' in th' soup. Most of
th' time, he wo'e a trimenjus diaper thet them incontinent folks use fo'
leaky weiners. Yup, he was a dribbler like yo'. He was so goddadburn
nervous an' was allus talkin' his fool haid off about all so'ts of weird
thin's. Wal, doesn't ya know, one day ol' Kappie gotta talkin' so fast he
dislocated his goddadburn jaw! Fry mah hide! Fry mah hide! He c'dn't talk
a lick fo' weeks an' got so down in th' dumps he took an on overdose of
pain pills. They rushed him t'th' horspital whar they pumped his gut out
fine. An', doesn't ya know, while they was a-pumpin' away, out come some
baby teethin' rin's. They'd guessed ol' Kappie was usin' 'em cuz be was so
flighty an' all, ah reckon.
OzarkBilly
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08 Oct 2005 10:52:46 AM |
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Marvin The Paranoid Android wrote:
Art Deco wrote:
Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler <kook-faq@NOSPAMinsurgent.org>
wrote:
The time has come to announce the winners of the September 2005 Usenet
Kook Awards.
*ahem*
[sneck]
72 RAISINS "CRACKPOT RELIGION" AWARD
The winner is... LIGHTWING!
Lightwing, alias his_elect_07 . . 15
Dore Williamson . . . . . . . . . 14
neither of the above . . . . . . 4
Congratulations, Prince! Can anyone join your church of the holy
asterisk,
or does one have to be insane?
Well this *is* great news! What a close vote too ... luckily they didn't
need a recount done in Florida! :-D
Congrats Prince! Nice to see something come of all your efforts.
Cheers!
*MAY* "I" *OFFER* "MY" *CONGRATULATIONS* "TOO"!!!
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08 Oct 2005 11:50:46 AM |
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*HIS* "ELECT" *WROTE*:
*THANKS* "CARDINAL" *CHUNDER*!!!
*IT* "IS" *GREAT* "TO" *KNOW* "I" *HAVE* "BEEN" *ABLE* "TO" *REACH*
"15" *PEOPLE* "WHO" *OTHERWISE* "WOULD" *NOT* "HAVE" *BEEN* "ABLE" *TO*
"KNOW" *THE* "UNDERSTANDINGS" *I* "HAVE" *BROUGHT* "FORWARD" *TO*
"SHARE"!!!
*CONSIDER* "THIS"... *IF* "THE" *ELECT* "IS" *GOING* "TO" *BE*
"GATHERED" *FROM* "THE" *FOUR* "CORNERS" *OF* "THE" *EARTH* "WOULD"
*IT* "BE" *WISE* "TO" *CONSIDER* "THAT" *THE* "RAPTURE" *UP* "TO"
*GREAT* "POWER" *AND* "HIS" *GLORY* "IS" *REAL*???
*FURTHERMORE*, "I" *AM* "HERE" *ON* "EARTH" *AND* "SINCE" *I* "AM"
*HERE* "I" *WILL* "HAVE" *TO* "DEPART" *AND* "SCRIPTURES" *STATE*
"THAT" *THE* "ELECT" *WILL* "BE" *GATHERED* "SO" *ALL* "SHOULD" *SEE*
"THE" *TRUTH* "IN" *THE* "SCRIPTURE" *THAT* "HAS" *MANIFESTED* "INTO"
*YOUR* "LIVES" *HERE* "ON" *EARTH*!!!
*WILL* "YOU" *BE* "GATHERED" *WITH* "THE" *ELECT*???
"HAVE" *A* "NICE" *DAY*...
"THE" *ELECT*
P.S. *THOSE* "WHO" *WILL* "SEE" *THE* "SCRIPTURE" *AS* "TRUTH" *WILL*
"UNDERSTAND" *THAT* "THOSE" *DAYS* "WERE" *SHORTENED* "FOR" *THE*
"SAKE" *OF* "THE" *ELECT* "ELSE" *NONE* "WOULD" *SURVIVE*!!!
"THIS" *SCRIPTURE* "SAYS" *A* "LOT" *ABOUT* "WHO" *IS* "MARKED" *FOR*
"DESTRUCTION" *AND* "WHO" *IS* "MARKED" *FOR* "SALVATION"... *THOSE*
"WHO" *WOULD* "BE" *THE* "ELECT" *ARE* "MARKED" *FOR* "SALVATION" *AND*
"THOSE" *WHO* "ARE" *NOT* "THE" *ELECT* "ARE" *LEFT* "BEHIND" *FOR*
"DESTRUCTION"!!!
P.P.S. *THE* "WAY" *TO* "GET" *MARKED* "FOR" *SALVATION* "IS" *TO*
"SEEK" *THE* "FORGIVENESS" *OF* "GOD" *AND* "GET" *YOUR* "NAME"
*WRITTEN* "IN" *HIS* "BOOK" *OF* "LIFE"!!! *THAT'S* "RIGHT" *FOLKS*,
"FORGIVENESS" *OF* "SINS" *IS* "THE" *REQUIREMENT* "GOD" *IMPOSED*
"FOR" *THOSE* "WHO" *WOULD* "BE" *WRITTEN* "IN" *THE* "BOOK" *OF*
"LIFE"!!!
"WITHOUT" *YOUR* "WILLING" *REPENTANCE* "OF" *SIN* "YOUR" *FATE* "IS"
*SEALED*!!! *IT* "IS" *YOUR* "LIFE" *AND* "IT" *IS* "HIS" *LAWS* "AND"
*ONE* "OF" *YOU* "IS" *GOING* "TO" *BE* "UPHELD" *AND* "THE" *OTHER*
"WILL" *NOT*!!! "WHICH" *ONE* "DO" *YOU* "THINK" *GOD* "WILL"
*UPHOLD*??? "HIS" *LAWS* "OR" *YOUR* "LIFE"???
*BE* "YE" *ALL* "TRULY" *WISE* "TO" *YOUR* "OWN" *LIFE* "AND" *TURN*
"AWAY" *FROM* "TRESPASSING" *AGAINST* "THE" *LAWS* "AND" *PROVOKING*
"GOD" *TO* "PASS" *JUDGMENT* "AGAINST" *THOSE* "WHO" *WOULD* "PLACE"
*THEMSELVES* "ABOVE" *THE* "LAWS" *FOR* "THE" *PENALTY* "IMPOSED" *IS*
"DESTRUCTION" *TO* "THE" *LIFE* "OF" *THOSE* "WHO" *WOULD* "DARE" *GO*
"AGAINST" *GOD* "AND" *THE* "LAWS" *FOR* "HIS" *CREATION*!!!
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