On Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:32:09 -0700, "Dr. Turi" <dr.turi@cox.net>
painted a red bull's eye on his forehead, ascended the altar of Fluffy
and shouted:
Mercury pumps a hot load into Sagittarius: A trend loaded with
communication about legal activity, foreign affairs and affairs with
interns. Wait dammit, that was my forecast for the Clinton
administration.
Souls born now, like all other souls, will be gifted with the natural
abilities to learn and teach. Many will travel far, but many will
travel short or not at all. Some will master foreign languages and
some will masturbate. The opportunity to acquire knowledge of law or
religion is a offer you cannot refuse. Many will be born with
aptitudes for pimping and some will play an important part in the
propagation of disease. Many will be attracted to professions
involving the infliction of violence on others, and some will be
investing in the abuse of small animals.
Spiritual talents involving the new age will give these souls a
special talent being barkers, scam artists and suckers. Their
challenge is to walk and chew gum at the same time.
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- A (Temporary) Dog |"[W]hy don't admins let people settle
"Dog of Disinformation" | things like adults. Frankly, I'm not
The Domain is *erols dot com* | sure I wanted to equipt my users with
The Name is tempdog | AK-47s and napalm".
Put together as name@domain | - Rebecca Ore
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