I vaguely remembered Inquiring Mind's Hall of Fame reference ... so I
went and started going thru it ... this is truly a classic. I started
going into convulsions laughing so hard ... so here it is in it's full
glory.
Thanks IM for this one!
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InquiringMind Sep 9 2004, 11:25 am show options
A few nights ago, after I was unduly insulted by a close-minded boor, I
started wondering what I had done or said wrong to deserve this kind of
verbal abuse. Maybe I was being impolite, or maybe he was the one with
problems... Then it dawned on me: I was DELUSIONAL!
Nobody on this planet gets along, let alone want to hear or understand what
the others have to say. Why would it be different here?
This NG is simply the perfect metaphor for the "age of communication"... A
lot of talk, very little listening!
So I put on my CARNIE HAT and started reading the posts... then my brain
exploded (well, almost).
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Everybody cheer! Everybody dance!
The circus is in town!
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*I'm more smarter and educationed than you! * My logic is impregnable! *
Opinions are only good when they come from me! * Read my words and be
amazed! * I have great powers of persuasion!
****READ ALOUD TO THE SOUND OF CIRCUS MUSIC****
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------+ From a "famous" molecular biologist (somebody please save the
molecules!):
------> A grand mission:
-"...it is my job to be here..."
-"...I am not here for my ego, nor to get support from anyone, nor for
nothing else than promoting Nostradamus prophecies."
-"My dreams involve only that their virgins will be prevented to lick their
butts because they will be with me."
------> Me, judgemental? Racist? Never!:
-"...Muslim assholes can't accept history and make ***** for their people
instead of working."
-"Those who have a political agenda to try to discredit their commander in
chief in times of war are not worth the scum under my shoes."
-"...unlike the French pieces of *****..."
-"...go wallow in your un-American fartitude."
-"...they accepted protection from the Muslim assholes."
-"Certainly not the Muslim pieces of ***** there, hey!"
-"...they accepted protection from the Muslim assholes."
-"...Muslim bastards..."
-"Hence why it is a pleasure to kill the pieces of *****."
------> You, judgemental? Racist? Hell yes!:
-"...you are an anti-semite."
-"They are infiltrated by anti-semites. They can kiss my *****."
-"...hate monger piece of *****?"
-"You two make a nice (anti-semite) couple."
------> Always open to other people's opinions:
-"The truth is not a pathetic view point, weasel."
-"Well, he can kiss my ***** this little economic professor, as if he had a
clue about military intelligence."
-"Only brain dead assholes like Rall would say otherwise."
-"Only a brain dead idiot, or someone who would call Condi a liar, would
say
otherwise."
-"Anyone with a brain would know. Unfortunately, on this NG, it seems to be
a rare commodity."
-"They protect themselves and have that right of survival despite the
losers who disagree and can kiss my *****."
-"'Widely accepted' doesn't mean *****."
-"Your ***** article..."
-"Only an idiot would conclude otherwise."
-"...you merely wrote useless drivel."
-"Your propaganda links ***** means nothing."
-"...this is merely someone with anti-semitic views posting on a forum..."
-"Maybe you should say you just browsed through lemesurier or some other
weak minded exegete's book."
-"It is not an opinion, it is what Nostradamus said. Others differ? They
can
kiss my *****."
-"Posting ***** by losers doesn't reflect on the majority of us but in your
sick dreams."
------> It's all lies, I tell you!:
-"Liar. Now stop your anti Christian *****..."
-"Sniff the butts of MUSLIM terrorists, *****, and keep making up lies."
-"You can't prove that one single drop of oil was ever stolen."
-"...the US never had any interest in Khazastan oil."
-"...is a fraud here who, much like you, is only here to attack the topic
and to spread propaganda lies."
-"ONLY brain dead anti-semite terrorists ***** kissers like you spread such
lies."
-"Your lies about the prez are worthless here, they do not convince anyone
who has a clue. The others, well, are mere parasites here."
-"You are a propaganda brainwashed piece of ***** spreading lies on this
NG."
-"...there are two sides, your side of the terrorists ***** kissing
propaganda lies, and the truth."
-"I never lie."
------> A fixation with rear-ends:
-"Kiss my *****."
-"Kiss my *****, loser."
-"...KMA.."
-"...*****..."
-"You will convince your butt buddies."
-"Only in your dreams, terrorists' ***** kisser."
-"Until then, KMA."
-"You're a nice little *****."
-"In your dreams, terrorists' butts' kisser *****."
-"You are a Muslim terrorists butt kissing sicko."
-"Kiss their hemorrhoid *****..."
-"Go suck an egg, terrorist ***** kisser."
-"ONLY in your guilt dumping terrorists ***** kissing dreams."
-"Get bent, loser, oh, yes, with a fucking tulip up your *****."
------> "Reality":
-"...anyone who has any clue about Nostradamus KNOWS that this quatrain is
about the US-led coalition confronting Iraq."
-"...WMD are hidden in the sand..."
-"And no, the coalition is not at all responsible for any destruction. The
coalition doesn't, destroy, it builds..."
------> Generally disturbing by nature:
-"Your drooling from your fantasy erotic dreams about my personal life
knows
no bound."
-"You must get off at the sight of the charred little corpse, hey!"
-"Dream on about your virgin, terrorists' ***** kisser, all you will get is
old geezers virgin lepers in hell."
-"...***** the weasels."
-"I'll bet you jerk off to the school massacre."
------> Always respectful of other posters:
-"...you really are the lowest."
-"...dumb piece of *****."
-"Eat your heart out, subversive pieces of *****."
-"...hypocrite."
-"That wasn't my point, imbecile..."
-"...you only are parasites here."
-"...you are pollution here..."
-"Gee you are a loser."
-"...it is that I don't like you *****."
-"...must be careful for the little losers like you as well..."
-"You are also a virtual piece of ***** here."
-"Old *****, yet, I am sure we will see all the little trolls of apn gather
behind this travesty and giggle in their fartitude."
-"A loser like you..."
-"So you are an idiot."
-"What a total ***** you are to your country, suzie-Q..."
-"...you are an ignorant *****."
-"...Ha yes, we have our
assholes here."
-"...what an utter imbecile you are."
-"Is that all your worm-ridden, maggot infested brain could think up?"
------> Classics:
-"***** you."
-"Shut up."
-"Idiot."
-"...you are crazy..."
-"You should flush yourself."
-"...go flush yourself."
-"...flush yourself soon."
-"You really suck big time."
-"Fucking piece of *****."
-"Go get bent."
-"...go drown yourself."
-"Get a fucking clue, infanticide promoter."
-"Go back into your plonk box, loser."
-"Go fetch (your brain), fido."
-"...jump start your brain, loser."
------> A rare and painful admission:
-"Well, for once you got me. I got myself in fact. It happens I guess."
------> On mental health:
-"I do not take any psychotropics."
-"I don't drink."
-"Manic depressive yourself, freak."
-"...manic yourself fucker..."
-"McDonald had a farm hee hi hee hi ho...
And on his farm he had some piogs, hee hi hee hi ho.
And a oink oink here, and a oink oionk there.
Ol' Mcdonald had a fram, hee hi hee hi ho..."
------> THE EXPLANATION:
-"Listen, me I am a lacto-vegetarian..."
;-)
........................................................
------> More great comebacks from people with a high capacity to exchange
ideas:
-"Who cares?"
-"You're such a fucking moron."
-"Total *****. But what else is new for the king of blunts. Go smoke
some
more."
-"Case in point, fuckstick."
-"He's a fucking phony *****."
-"UBL's head on a platter. Served medium rare with sliced Taliban and a
side
of Saddam."
-"Keep whistlin' in the dark."
-"Go suck your *****, pigshit."
-"You think this is alt.civility.freinds? Go ***** yourself up the *****,
pukestain!"
-"You're such a fucking idiot."
-"What a bunch of fucking hogshit."
-"...now shut up you cretin."
-"cardinal ***** spewed more lies."
-"*****, k00k."
-"Now shut up moron"
-"Sollog rules and you're a moron ie hillbilly."
-"...you can kiss my ***** in fartitude."
-"Kiss *MY* ***** Bush-serf, just make sure you wipe your filthy mouth
first..."
-"YOU TRULY ARE A DUMB FUCKING IDIOT! "
-"UN, blah blah blah, UN, whine, UN, blah....."
-"MY GOD SHUT THE ***** UP YOU FUCKING MORON!!"
-"USA can kiss my ***** (and you too)."
-"Sollog is the man!"
-"...retard?"
-"...you are in fact an aggressive retard with no clue..."
-"...you are a retarded moron..."
-"Asian men have no dicks what so ever. They just have the littlest
inverted pubic hair follicle and thats all. Thats why asian women go for
non asian men."
------> Quotable quotes:
-"You are wholly deserving of global disregard."
-"You're insane. I hope they find you a nice, cosey padded room."
-"According to your own Holy Bible you should be sentenced to death being a
false prophet!"
-"Lay off the Ritalin, Jean. It was intended for minors."
-"You sneer at others' paranormal interests, then you expect respect for
your's. You demand folks stay only on Nostradamus, when you spend long
threads on political discourse and trading barbs?"
-"I WILL PLOP YOU DOWN INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE YOURSELF
AND FOLLOW THE LEADER I'VE CHOSEN."
-"Dogshit couldn't predict his way out of a wet paper bag."
-"G O L L O S. Sollog spelled backwards. Means "*****" in Greek!"
-"Repugnican or Demoncrat, either way we're 'Boned'.
-"And he has a really bad toupee."
-"Nosty predicted you'd say that."
-"Nosty predicted I would say that."
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Huh? What? What was that? I can't hear you.
The circus music is too loud!
I M
"How many times can a person argue with a fool before they become one?"
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20 Feb 2005 12:21:35 AM |
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I'm impressed!
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| User: "WH" |
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20 Feb 2005 06:02:09 PM |
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Marvin The Paranoid Android wrote:
I vaguely remembered Inquiring Mind's Hall of Fame reference ... so I
went and started going thru it ... this is truly a classic. I started
going into convulsions laughing so hard ... so here it is in it's
full
glory.
Brilliant...it's in my "saved items"
WH
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| User: "" |
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21 Feb 2005 03:54:34 PM |
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There should be credit for who said what, but that is not too hard to
figure out.
LB
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| User: "InquiringMind" |
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21 Feb 2005 05:23:22 PM |
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<leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:1109022874.460333.276570@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
There should be credit for who said what, but that is not too hard to
figure out.
LB
For those who might be interested in knowing this, ALL the quotes up until
"------> More great comebacks from people with a high capacity to exchange
ideas:" (about 2/3 of the way down),
were from Jean. Also, while it may seem otherwise, none of this was meant in
disrespect. I simply thought a little "constructive criticism" was more
telling than the old *retaliation* type post...
Now, I may have to re-think my idea of having a 2nd edition of the Hall of
Fame: it seems there is an ALL-OUT WAR going on in APN these days... and
that's not good. A little creepy, actually.
Good Day
IM
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| User: "Barbarossa" |
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21 Feb 2005 05:50:00 PM |
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"InquiringMind" <benlego@hotmail.com> schreef in bericht
news:K3uSd.458420$8l.323437@pd7tw1no...
<leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:1109022874.460333.276570@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
There should be credit for who said what, but that is not too hard to
figure out.
LB
For those who might be interested in knowing this, ALL the quotes up until
"------> More great comebacks from people with a high capacity to exchange
ideas:" (about 2/3 of the way down),
were from Jean. Also, while it may seem otherwise, none of this was meant
in
disrespect. I simply thought a little "constructive criticism" was more
telling than the old *retaliation* type post...
I have seen 1 quote belonging to me about deathsentence.
Now, I may have to re-think my idea of having a 2nd edition of the Hall of
Fame: it seems there is an ALL-OUT WAR going on in APN these days... and
that's not good. A little creepy, actually.
Good Day
IM
"ALL-OUT War"??? Nah, we are just having a good time. You should have
seen us back in the 70's! That was war! :-)
Kind Regards,
Barbarossa
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| User: "InquiringMind" |
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21 Feb 2005 06:31:04 PM |
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For those who might be interested in knowing this, ALL the quotes up
until
"------> More great comebacks from people with a high capacity to
exchange
ideas:" (about 2/3 of the way down),
were from Jean. Also, while it may seem otherwise, none of this was meant
in
disrespect. I simply thought a little "constructive criticism" was more
telling than the old *retaliation* type post...
I have seen 1 quote belonging to me about deathsentence.
Now, I may have to re-think my idea of having a 2nd edition of the Hall
of
Fame: it seems there is an ALL-OUT WAR going on in APN these days... and
that's not good. A little creepy, actually.
Good Day
IM
"ALL-OUT War"??? Nah, we are just having a good time. You should have
seen us back in the 70's! That was war! :-)
Kind Regards,
Barbarossa
Well, maybe it's just my Gen-Xer's "weak mental constitution"...
We've been pampered too much!
;-)
Good Day
IM
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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21 Feb 2005 05:36:42 PM |
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InquiringMind wrote:
<leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:1109022874.460333.276570@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
There should be credit for who said what, but that is not too hard to
figure out.
LB
For those who might be interested in knowing this, ALL the quotes up until
"------> More great comebacks from people with a high capacity to exchange
ideas:" (about 2/3 of the way down),
were from Jean. Also, while it may seem otherwise, none of this was meant in
disrespect. I simply thought a little "constructive criticism" was more
telling than the old *retaliation* type post...
Now, I may have to re-think my idea of having a 2nd edition of the Hall of
Fame: it seems there is an ALL-OUT WAR going on in APN these days... and
that's not good. A little creepy, actually.
Good Day
IM
True ... but the humor in your 1st Edition was perfect. Humor is a
powerful weapon too in a war.
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| User: "R. Foreman" |
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21 Feb 2005 04:19:57 PM |
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"leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au" <leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> Spat the Words
There should be credit for who said what, but that is not too hard to
figure out.
LB
So many of them are from Jean. Where is the old coot anyway?
I kinda miss him. His logic was irrefutable.
"Go suck an egg and die, terrorist *****-licker anti-semite.
You and your ilk were wrong before I ever argued. My words
are true. You wallow in dark caves with the stench of your
fartitude rising up in a great cloud. I have debunked you.
You are debunked. Go back to the camel which bore you."
You just can't argue with that kind of logic.
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| User: " John F Lemke" |
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21 Feb 2005 05:28:59 PM |
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"R. Foreman" <eidpers@anti-spam.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:Xns96049BF835C6Crrfkwrantispamattbic@216.196.97.136...
"leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au" <leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> Spat the Words
There should be credit for who said what, but that is not too hard to
figure out.
LB
So many of them are from Jean. Where is the old coot anyway?
I kinda miss him. His logic was irrefutable.
"Go suck an egg and die, terrorist *****-licker anti-semite.
You and your ilk were wrong before I ever argued. My words
are true. You wallow in dark caves with the stench of your
fartitude rising up in a great cloud. I have debunked you.
You are debunked. Go back to the camel which bore you."
You just can't argue with that kind of logic.
Hard to keep from falling out of your chair over it too. :-)
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| User: "Marvin The Paranoid Android" |
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21 Feb 2005 04:51:17 PM |
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R. Foreman wrote:
"leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au" <leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> Spat the Words
There should be credit for who said what, but that is not too hard to
figure out.
LB
So many of them are from Jean. Where is the old coot anyway?
I kinda miss him. His logic was irrefutable.
Hehehe ... the life of an exegete.
I miss him too.
"Go suck an egg and die, terrorist *****-licker anti-semite.
You and your ilk were wrong before I ever argued. My words
are true. You wallow in dark caves with the stench of your
fartitude rising up in a great cloud. I have debunked you.
You are debunked. Go back to the camel which bore you."
Undeniably refutable.
You just can't argue with that kind of logic.
But we did anyways!!
JEAN!! CALL HOME!!!
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