up early ( singin till dawn )
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hey i'm up
funny guy
it's like two in th afternoon
and he says i'm up early
i came thru th door at six
was his thinking
he musta heard me come in
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spent most of th night
singin with michael
i really do know better
second night in a row
of singin for five hours or so
is a killer on th voice
not much there right now
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i think i was more in form
on th drum last night
played some beats with rock spider
up in clubland
and we were on it
on th first incarnation
if ya know what i mean
little later in th night
he came down th hill
and i was singin with michael
and with th inclusion of rock spiders drum
we got our thing goin
was hard work tryin to find that
gelling thing last night
funny
rock spider
was tellin me
he finally agrees with me
what i said i saw on that prog
about singin
orgasmic sounds to chicks
i dunno but
which chick he was talkin about
did i miss it man ?
but i dig th take on it
ya know
turns some of em to jelly
i dont remember doin it
early in th night
but that doesnt mean i didnt
we had a fuckin beat
up in clubland for a while
i was still pullin girl notes at five am
but um
not like friday night man
last night
i spent most of th night
soundin like a guy
unhinged melodies
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said hi to johnno
he was a bit worried
i disappeared for a month
off th street scene
no unicycle man
come boppin along
and harmonize with ya
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sorry dude
ill try to be more
umm
communicative to th other buskers
i just went bush
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do re mi
"1000 mouths"
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michael and i were forcin it
early on
just
man where is it ?
i know better
friday night
every note i went for
i found
just there
two nights in a row of that
is ridiculous
basically
we were just too straight
and not pissed enough
and not as fresh
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sweet girl at dawn
tryin to ride my unicycle
"pretty girl"
you;re not wrong
almost made me change my
go home alone policy
fuckin wasted and
pretty as
and just falling off my unicycle everywhere
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colplay
"dont panic"
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thanks windows
she umm
never got too far
didnt hurt herself
well not much
bent enough
i was havin to retrieve th unicycle from her crutch
had some of th most amazin
falls off a unicycle
in slow motion
i've ever seen
we'd just returned to singin
met up
with a couple other buskers
and sittin in a cafe havin a beer
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U2
"with or without you"
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i tell ya
it was a near thing michael
we werent makin anything
after dawn
quiet night in th valley for us
then
ah man
three chicks
hangin around
pretty too
hmmm
sure you can have a go
i'll just show ya how to get on
too out of it to ask
are you lefthanded ?
i apologize
i'm usually more switched on than that
but we found out in th end
i pulled some bunnyhops
wasnt out doin tricks on my wheel
and th guy
who pulled up too
was like
no fuckin way
do that again
different strokes for different folks
easy as
bunyhoppin at dawn on my unicycle
in th fortitude valley
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simon and garfunkel
"cecila"
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"she was a blonde"
yeah
but ya can make em change their hair colour
if ya plead
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mika got busted
he dont do smoke like us
not that kind of busted
i was hangin on th wall
waitin on michael
gone to th little boys room
and th
dickless tracy
chucked a wobblie at mika
bout his drum
liked his music
dont get me wrong
just that drum
comin thru th window
non stop
i thought thats right
was too close to th cop shop
said so
friday night when johnno played there
one weird thing
i'm standin there
holdin my wheel
cause we're goint to th pub for a drink
the kinks
"See my friend"
johnno and theo found us there
in th pub
but before we got there
this other cop
bails out of th cop shop
and comes up to me
here we go
i aint got a helmet
these days
but just standin there
watchin what's goin on
and he was sweet as
just um
like a fan
you ride that here ?
no man
car at th bottom of th hill
lotsa smiles
i nearly fell over
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friday night
ya may recall
we were pigbaiting something feirce
dont seem to hold any grudges
nice as
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garbage
"milk" (massive attack remix)
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sorry i didnt spoke at ya
friday night johnno
as i explained
i came back up th hill
and johnno gone
maybe we should have a board
put a marker on it
i'm here
wouldnt work for me but
i'm kinda everywhere
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little later on
mika was like
where's
well i call him rock spider man
yeah
well he was up there in clubland
came down th corner for a bit
then he went
down on that corner
pointin thru th buildings
lookin for th payin crowd man
***** stayed home
not that i earn from it
not really my problem ya know
<<< smile >>>
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bumped into th lady
from around th corner
on th street corner
in front of rock spider
where's th fuckin music man ?
had her daughter in tow
they looked kinda happy
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"not as happy as th blonde"
"who was yellin across th street at us"
"and came t pay michaels guitar"
ok she was nice eye candy
"dancin in front of mika when we pulled up"
oh yeah
was i dancin with that chick that
tried to ride jennifer three
"yeah paulie"
yummie
"Careful she'll come ask ya to dance"
hmmm
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been there before
getin carted around nightclubs
by
dance crazy lady friends
been avoidin it
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the red hot chilli peppers
"Track No11"
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i gotta go chill
in th bath for a while
shortly
i remember
doin some song
rap
i think
on th rock n roll experience
hot blonde dirty dancing in front of me
and wander home
unrequited love
to smoke a big fat joint
and have a wank
this was some time
before th last hot blonde for th night
sat down beside me
and then
just fell off jenny
all over th place
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th atm song copped a reprise
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wasnt as hot as friday's performance
fun still
but
we werent flyin on all cylinders
all night
came in bursts though
especially after that hit
at round three am
i got about
an hour
of full voice
couldnt feel th pain
you know
and michael had one too
while i was down th car
so he couldnt feel his shoulder
and we fairly flew for
i guess an hour
i need a beer michael
we're off
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i'm missin big gobs of
what happened while i was singin
closed th eyes
a bit more frequently
evry time i wantd th big
girlie voice
i had to go inside to find it
came out for a few
memorable
turns around th end of songs
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placebo
"running up that hill"
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it didnt all feel
like i was runnin uphill
we were dedicated followers of fashion last night
strapless black number
came past six times
had to count em
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got on this
singin about
little black helicopters
we kinda wander
and then stuck in
little black dresses
while a couple walked by
that was a bit of fun
th litle black helicopters go down well
these cops trekked by
and i was like should i ask them
bout th litle black helicopters
hey man
do you know ?
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i was in fawn slacks last night
i know
a bit different
weird on a unicycle
i didnt arrive till midnight
was at th young fellas party
till
half ten
and then got shanghaied by our neighbours
pullin bongs
you know
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i had a nice night though brizzie
thanks
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maroon 5
"she will be loved"
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that same neighbours daughter
crys when she hears this
i'll call ya soon sweetie
want a bath first
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"it;s off th album songs about jane"
bugger
jane twists me
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"blonde last time we saw er"
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didnt see claire
bugger
i can handle claires
blonde hair
fanastic beats on th drum
michael and i were both
gunna do a buskers jam at dawn
no-one really had it then
but umm
when those three girls arrived
i was singin on th corner
thank you
thank you
thank you
not tryin
to
pull money out of them
we didnt have a bad night
just not great
but thank you all th same
and then
wow
hey michael
have a look at this
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bjork
"play dead"
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well i would have babe
but um
was pullin really high notes again
maybe it was th beer
"i think it was th three pretty girls"
no they walked around th corner into it
"<<< smile >>>"
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i was singin out
you;re busted
to this chick
and this other chick
in th crowd
was thick at th time
turns around
and flashes a great big grin
me and michael lost it
not th chick i was singin at man
but cute all th same
hi
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love bustin chicks
harder than guys to catch
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michael has this abiity
to point em out
'you see that girl paulie ?"
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the kinks
"tired of waiting for you"
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"she was by herself"
maybe she was waitin on a friend
"hung on that corner for a while"
"badly busted"
did ya sing to her ?
"yeah, michael was umm"
"i dont wanna talk about it"
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bathtime..
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and i went out
more drugs over here
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got tomorrow off for recovery
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the who
"magic bus"
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someone i know's
goin out on a date
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"out of it *****"
left my coffee on th bannister rail
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im back now
really
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wandered into barbie girls and joshies
they're playin monopoly with kuta lady
i hung for a while
she's not well
and when
they started playin monopoly on th telly as well
on th
fresh prince pf blair
i thought
that's it
i'm fuckin out of here
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i did chuck 25
in th middle of th board
cause kuta lady got fined
25
you know
cause i wanted a 25
babrie girl laughed
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tool
(-) ions
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got bored
and
picked up this mag with
paris hilton on th front
flicked thru
gigglin here and there
yeah mate
if ya cant get her pregnant
it'll be boing
care factor either way
last item
has paris
cause she's too famous for (two) words
concentratng on her singing career
?
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ok
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my excus efo rleaving was
gotta get some lemon for my throat
i got a sore box
from th weekend
voicebox that is
dont steal it paris
seriously
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U2
"new years day"
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so fuckin what
i broke my new years promise
and went singin in th street again
***** i got rank
even michael was like
um paulie
hi there mate
yeah that was a bit rank
i think it started with
seriously
sandra sully on her knees
i know ya wanna see that
but i dont remember
where it went
after that
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and yeah
i think maybe once
i was
my fingers are too slow
will ya hurry up and get off *****
i wanna go nightclubbin
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ok paris
i umm
seem to have dropped
i woke up
got out of bed
and kicked
paris hilton in th head
less of course michael got it on video
anythin's possible
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flanders has cut down
all his trees int h front yard
looks naked
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pj harvey
"i think i'm a mother"
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"please daddie"
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i've changed speakers
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bass isnt fucked on this one
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found some lovely
sweet
little
licks
acapella licks
early this morning
four hours in
and just
wasted man
no good
cant hear em past th
cars and th ppl noises
stick a couple in all th same
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
do a bar and
ah man
cant use it
*****
drop an octave
and come back to th beat
and um
michael in my ears goin
mix it up paulie
flyin again
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just so comfortable
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i like occasionally
close th eyes
to grab it
hang onto somethin high
chick territory
and fuckin nail it
to hear a girl
squeel with delight
just fuckin wriggle
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the kinks
"apeman"
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yeah alright jennifer
use yur own voice
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"i had fun"
"nice singin to a chick that she's cute"
"and watch her wriggle"
"couple of hair flicks and a fuckin gorgeous wiggle"
"good enough"
"gets me off"
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turned th sound off
sorry
music
still
buzzin in my ears
came home from kuta lady's
just before
with just th sound of th engine
"and th wind"
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was tellint his tale
at th party
bout th previous night
singin int h fortitude valley
and about
th atm song
got your number
got your pin number
gunna withdraw all your oney
after ya leave
do ya listen to th lyrics?
and litle brother
was like
ah man
yur doin singina nd stand up comedy
somethin like that
i guess
some dont hear it
some do
funny both ways
love our crowd hangin around
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he's off to th movies
have fun bro
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i just love
watchin ppl
unhinge
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i dont want a fuckin girlfriend
or a boyfirend
you stay over there
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turn around sometimes
when i been singin
to find
th most amazing things
ah hello
"fuckin hell"
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i nearly fell off th seat
five minutes later
i'm tryin to extract my unicycle
from her box
how th ***** was that michael ?
man
c'mon give it up
ya have to remount
do it this way
ah *****
so your left handed ?
that explains a lot
try it this way
think i'll turn th music back on
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the kinks
"apeman"
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i'm laughin too hard
and i got a sore voice
***** th lot of ya's
..
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love ya's fuckin HARD
..
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..
paulie
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p.s.
told michael
my classic axe
was still in th car from friday night
came back
afte rmy next little trip
to th car
say hi to some ppl
a few hi fives from some of my
more out there
fans
and a jpoijnt int h car
came back with
a plastic
fire axe
hangin off my belt
you guess it right ?
what happens next ?
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more than one boy came along to play with it
loose fingers ya know
hmmm
well maybe not
lost it th next trip
put it back in th car
so i
played with th boys
and i
played with th girls
doin
th
smiles on dials shuffle i guess
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the rolling stones
"Angie"
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i dig th
devil signs
as th crowd
bop past
sometimes
think im two ppl
out there
though
singin away
and
this chick just
wettin herself
so nice
and then
what
you;re th unicycle man ?
oh wow
i know you
gotta love it
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oh
hey dude
th guy in that sidestreet
way down in th back blocks
screamin at me
that i'm
thjere on a unicycle
to be th centre of attention
well you obviously didnt see
enough of th pretty chicks
do re mi
"man overboard" remix
and um
it's a lot quicker to get to th car
to go have a quiet joint
without fuckheads like you around
but you know everything man...
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