Personally, I liked his early 1980's stuff, when he talked about
his cocaine addiction, etc. After that, he pretty much became a
sell-out to all sorts of influences.
When somebody like Robin Williams, who once quoted Einstein about
world peace, starts talking ***** like this, I say, "Gimme s'more
dat Cocaine man!"
"jha_amin" <jha_amin@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:33b7880.0404051416.417caee1@posting.google.com...
Er, I can't find anything wrong with it. ;)
Robin William's plan...
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of
a plan
for peace. So, here's one plan.
1.) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference"
in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
Noriega,
Milosevic and the rest of those 'good ole boys,' We will never
"interfere" again.
2.) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We
would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through
holes in
the fence.
3.) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who
or
where they are. France would welcome them.
4.) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited
to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation
would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself
and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone.
We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5.) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home
baby.
6.) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy
wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of
energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness.
The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7.) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
They can
go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of
the wells
filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8.) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we
give them
is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get
very
little, if anything.
9.) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for
illegal
aliens.
10.) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we
speak is
ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a
plan.
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor,
your
tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's
yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"
.
