rock on
+++
well jenny
i did say
just last week
if there's another bombing at kuta beach
we wont be as psychically affected as last time
"we werent either"
"they hit it yesterday"
"we did feel it before it happened though"
"what, three aussies killed"
something liek that
"no-one listens to us"
ah well
"i was greatly stressed but"
i'll put in a claim
+++
david essex
'rock on'
+++
[deleted]
+++
"just not all of it"
+++
arlo guthrie
'the motorcycle song"
+++
[deleted]
leave it go
fuckheads
+++
you sayin ya wasted yur time jenny ?
"no"
"i left a record"
"when they hurt australians"
"i know about it at least a week beforehand"
"i did my job"
+++
powderfinger
'day you come'
+++
i was sittn with cottees
chattin
yesterday at th bbq
he's lightin his hash pipe
monica's left and we can
smoke cones in th backyard again
and his lighter gave up th ghost
i'd been bitchin five minutes earlier
every time i went to
light a ciggie
i'd pull two lighters out of my pocket
yur lighter died man
no worries
pull out two
wot colour's yours ?
black
well i got a black and a white one
both bics like yours
you can have th black one
"no worries"
he was bitchin we were talkin
bout psychic phenomena earlier
what a pisser
+++
bill hicks
'seven seals'
+++
garbage
'queer'
+++
"very"
+++
[deleted]
+++
at least
consult a halfway decent psychic before ya board th fuckin airplane
"someone with a track record of hits"
+++
'plus we generally give a date"
+++
well
i dunno bout that
lara makin a point of pointin out
paulie's single
arent ya paulie ?
yeah and i'm gunna stay that way
i am gunna get you
"she made us a cuppa after"
"and i sat on her lap"
"while i was drummin and singin"
"we were nice"
+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++
"th psychic pressure eased somewhat last night"
"i havent seen th news reports yet"
"dont know when it hit"
"but i hit the"
"fortitude valley round ten pm last night"
"and felt better than i have in months"
makes sense to me
opposites
you were out singin for joy
+++
"we were well anesthetised"
kuta family looked after me and jenny proud
"wont forget it"
"we wrote it down"
+++
kuta lady was at th party yesterday
left durin th afternoon
"to go be with her boyfriend"
th other half of th kuta lady's
i dropped home
with her girlfriend jade
on my into th valley
thanks for holding my hand jennifer
+++
city high
'you dont know me'
+++
jenny was in tears last week
and posting
to
big brother australia
newsgroup
pls let aussies be smarter than poms
i'm psychic read my words
and this is how predictions
come out of this magic book
if jenny says she dont perceive a threat
you worry
and
i posted
th same sound
popped up
whiel i writin my diary
while windows pickin th songs
and told ya
this sound
was what twigged us last time
to bombing in kuta beach
you didnt listen
you never fucking listen
+++
"but pirate jenny"
"still posts her diary"
"to th net every day"
"waiting"
"for one intelligent human being"
+++
psychic phenomena
i post a prediction with a date
paul mc cartney
will die on this date
i'm one day out
[second pass]
international dateline
so sue me
or give dates in
brisbane time
so i can get it right
[second pass]
and 100%
WRONG
he havin another kid
and happily announcing to
the world
+++
garbage
'cup of coffee'
+++
i make another cup of coffee
smoke some more drugs
shake my head
consider bashin it in
on th brick wall downstairs
and feel
happy inside
cause
i sang most of last night
and can barely talk today
+++
i told lara yesterday
i do one better than nostradumus
nowhere near as cryptic
most things i predict in opposites
i have to live with
the visions
and generally
i either give
firm date
or
go on with th
seven days thing
works for me
+++
city high
'caramel'
+++
we stood on kuta
th kuta lady's and i
kuta man
coupel of weeks
before th first kuta beach bombings
we'd named each other those names
not long before
and rode over
kuta
th mountain
mt cootha
in brisbane in australia
coupel of weeks before as well
on my unicycle
without any painkiller
unheard of
for th boy with sore nuts
cursed ya see
takes pot to get on it
i refused kuta this year
i wouldnt ride over th mountain
on th 26th september
[second pass]
read my diary for th 24/25th
[second pass]
today th
2nd october
didnt have th urge last anniversary
to ride over th mountain
jenny and i saw it comin
were bothered enough about it
to rave about it
seven days ago
+++
p.p.s.
+++
easy star all stars
'time'
+++
i see thru time
+++
i did th atm song again last night
in th street
do ya
listen
to th lyrics
i got a camera up in th tree
i got yur card number
and yur pin number
and when ya
leave
i'm gunna withdraw all yur money out
and go have a field day
most of ya
dont listen to th lyrics
of singers
"or from singers of truth"
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
"maybe you should..."
+++
im gunna give you teeth donna
"and jane"
and make ya diet
joshie was right
+++
j geils band
'centerfold'
+++
"jane used to be a centerfold"
+++
jewel
'break me'
+++
"i dont think so"
"i'm th REAL wizard of OZ"
+++
much magic at yesterday s party
+++
"at th kuta house"
"so named in this diary"
"some time ago"
+++
i bought th paper before
had a quick read while
th trailer
was plugged in
readin of this aboriginal lady
won th lotta and
given a pile away to family
and
broke in
seven weeks
but she right
about us aboriginals
we have to share with family
+++
lil sis
put her number in my phone
friday
youngest of th kuta lady's
sometimes lives in
th kuta house
her white fella man
we are brothers
had a chat about family last night
called me his
big brother
+++
i walked round th front
jade and i were lookin for
somewhere peaceful to
share some marijuana
"and have a chat"
junior's
missus
aboriginal and pregnant
was already round th front
plonked in front of er and
you alright ?
oh
gone walkabout and
hormones troublin ya
you a sweet lady
i'm an old hippy
we talk to
pll who wander off alone
you ok ?
wanna cup of tea or ?
yeah i go walkabout o
pecially if i'm cut at somethin
was worst when i
lived across th road form th bush
just
walk cross th road
and come back six hours later
no water bottle
no
planning
and
probly have a joint
out there
somewhere
<<< smiel >>>
im sorry sweetheart
i gotta smoke some
too many girls here
i know you understand
ah *****
th whoel tribe's arrived
hey cottees
jade
"three others"
wink wink
"she ok paulie ?"
just needed some time alone
and we all smokin drugs and
she pregnant flighty girl
and playin good
not smokin
<<<smile >>>
life goes on for th rest of us
i apologised to er
you cool ppl lady
+++
the kadeitcha man of australia
sounds better
than
the wizard of oz
"we're black and white"
"and got two personalities"
point the bone at ya if ya threaten me
care factor
+++
tenacious d
'hard fucking'
+++
"i got a bit lost in th kitchen"
yackin to th chicks
"and wal walked up"
SNAP
hey wal
wanna come for a drive down th bottlo
my turn to buy a sixpack
all good now
+++
jon english
'handbags and gladrags'
+++
this chick had a go at me last night
my clothes are dirty
so
i'm singin in th street
"but she looked back three tiems"
not much you dont see
+++
ok
you were pretty and
i got busted three times too
+++
jenny let out some pealers last night
had to reclose my eyes after some of em
+++
"think i mighta gone high c's"
"***** ya mika"
"where ya takin me ?"
you went an octave up boofhead
"you just drum th fuckin drum and shutup paulie"
he laughed at ya
"so did i"
+++
"after ten or so bourbons who cares"
+++
"most ppl"
"mos tppl paulie"
"Arriv eon th fortitude valley sober"
"and leave drunk"
"but not you"
"arrive pissed"
"can barely ride th unicycle"
"ignore th cop"
"yellin at ya"
"out on th fuckin road"
"just jump up on th footpath"
"that's ridiculous"
"and go sing outside th copshop"
"till we sober up enough to drive home"
"oh and"
"***** we consumed some cones man"
ah man
i do everything backwards
+++
legless on a unicycle
is ***** funny
nah man
it's just transport tonight
get from th car to here
and back
cause it's easier
you know
for a wizard...
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