http://whitehouse.org/news/2005/091205.asp
SECRETARY RUMSFELD'S INSPIRING "BACK TO SCHOOL" STATEMENT TO AMERICA'S
YOUTHFUL CRUSADERS-IN-TRAINING
Statement by the Secretary of Defense
SEC. RUMSFELD: Attention Youngsters of America! This September, like
every September, marks your annual return to the classroom. Yet this
year also marks something else: the first year my beloved Department of
Defense will be furiously exploiting Section 9528 of the "No Child Left
Behind" act, which mandates that your school feed all your little names
and personal information into a super-cool Pentagon database. Luckily
children, this makes it possible for the thousands of former used car
salesmen and unemployed telemarketers who now spearhead military
recruitment to selflessly pressure you into signing the papers you'll
need to reserve a thrilling career and funeral in the United States
Armed Forces!
Now as you struggle helplessly to contain your joy over this news, let
me add one note of caution. In the days ahead, you may be confronted by
treasonous liberals – perhaps even your own parents – who are determined
to sabotage your blood-drenched futures. So when somebody limply squeaks
"Leave My Child Alone!" through their terrorist-fellating,
America-despising pieholes, you puff out your little chest and them loud
and clear, "ZIP IT, PINKO! Because THIS little FREEDOM®-Lover is ITCHING
TO KILL!!!"
Thank you for listening. Have a good year, and stay in school. Unless
you get expelled or drop out or can't afford college, in which case I've
got an M-16 with your name on it.
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You can read about Section 9528 of the "No Child Left Behind" act here ...
http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=No_Child_Left_Behind_Act
Cheers!
Marvie
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