salad days
+++
wanderin back from
aspley yesterday
me and ht young fella
stopepd at th shop
and i bought th fixings for a salad
lettuce
tomatoes
challots
simple salad
put it all away in th fridge and
w
ander on
then little brother wanders in th door
with an armload of fruit and veges
<<<smiel >>>
young fella fell over twice
+++
it's all how ya read it
i said a week before th race
that em cee name is lurking
or words to that effect
it's one line out of th whoel page i wrote
but it's all i passed to my lady friends
as my prediction of th melbourne cup
a week before it ran
makybe diva romped in
for th third year runnin
we didnt expect it
to even run
not that age
ah well
cryptic enough clue for ya morticia ?
+++
i sometimes
pass more info than necessary
i wrote it
i know i meant em cee
not
mc
are you
positive
you read what i wrote ?
+++
to lurk
is to play smart
to be lurky
is to be clever
if th emm cee name is lurking
it's hidin it's em cee i guess
makybe diva
+++
sounds like
a mc name
but it's not
+++
that mc name stil hangin foul
hmmm
was a mare
but i told th girls it was lurkin
hmmm
+++
from my melbourne cup tips page
i'm ahppy enough with it
+++
"th first prediction"
i gave t jane obviously
+++
that mc name stil hangin foul
+++
makybe diva
+++
"always with th opposites"
+++
he had th insert key
been pressed
was a bit perplexed
hasnt come across that one
+++
computers are pedantic mate
we tried to stuff
little brothers
12 digit
chassis number
into a 17 digit
vin number
computer's not smart enough to understand mate
talk to a human
it's pre 1985
+++
robbie williams
'tripping'
+++
ok
i was tripping
pre 1985
+++
i remember it
but not well
+++
little brother
not very understanding
of th limitations of th beast
+++
expect something
they advertised as
computer designed
to actually have some intelligence
welcome to th real world
+++
man did you get took
+++
he stuck spaces in th number
and got us to retry
yur not listening man
i'm a computer programmer
fine
see
why am i helping you
if you dont wanna listen
+++
peter gabriel
'steam'
+++
steam as much as ya like
ya can even
drop test th fucker
wont make it work
th way you want it
***** to someone
+++
a human
which is not as cheap
to hire as yur average computer
knows th difference
between a chassis number
and a vin number
and would give you
advice on how to proceed
if ya can
just tryin to grab a history
of th odometer readings
+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'(voodoo mix)
+++
hmmm
+++
nah man
i've never fucked with an odometer reading
a dirty big hammer drill and
gear it up to go backwards
+++
easier to pull apart
th tumbler
and rebuild it
with th desired number
never happened
+++
does my body want a ride on th unicycle
what posts did i hit ?
"many"
+++
pushing th edges of
street furniture
+++
three melbourne cups in a row
wot a horse
she loves th attention
preens for th camera
+++
maybe just some salad and some yoga
+++
"and some nice drugs"
+++
that'd be nice
"coming right up"
..
..
..
bye bye testicles
+++
arlo guthrie
'i'm going home'
+++
garbage in
garbage out
+++
einstein seemed to say
that time travel was possible
if you could exceed
the speed of light
+++
if light is th carrier
how fast can th impulse travel
down th wave
+++
crossing a sea
of light
+++
i can see my target
+++
wot
does th prescence of a blue atmosphered planet
throw into
th light coming from a star
+++
placebo
'running up that hill'
+++
"reflected light"
can you seperate
reflected light from
emitted light
+++
high albedo
+++
i know yur there you *****
+++
"blue sky pieces"
only has to be
one pixel
as long as th colour is right
+++
"so th planet has to be"
"behind th star to reflect to us"
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
and off to one side
+++
"right on th fucking edge"
peekin at us
+++
one pixel past th star
distance makes it
right on th very edge
+++
"when it's full behind"
light curves
+++
it's there
it's not
wot orientation
+++
do re mi
'man overboard'
+++
over a long period of
time
over many photos
of th same star
superimposed
a faint
thin blue line
+++
'to get enough reflected light"
'to show"
+++
"other systems though"
"a series of dashes of blue"
"around th star"
+++
powderfinger
'baby i've got you'(on my mind)
+++
orientation
and line of sight
+++
does th
bigger system
spin
+++
you spell asian
a s i a n
+++
sorry
+++
kylie minogue
'promises'
+++
everything has spin
everything is in motion
+++
gravity is about balance
+++
which way do th spins line up
in an object
+++
?
'track 7'
+++
digicel ?
+++
if th spinning particles
orient to
centre of mass
which way points th wheel ?
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'i gave up wanking'
+++
it pulls
but which way
+++
too many names
for too few effects
+++
we give something a name
and believe
that
because it's named
we understand it
and it's properties
+++
methods
+++
"and actions"
+++
the p files
+++
not as bizarre as x files
'ya think"
+++
?
'CWMFilm'
+++
come what may
'nickie kidman'
it is
+++
"and some guy"
ok
+++
CRUISELP
still lies alongside it
i deleted th fighter pilot game
this sound effect
must be from microsofts flight simulater
+++
"remember microsoft's space simulator ?"
too real
too hard
+++
got it here somewhere
+++
polarity paulie
"have to be"
+++
not specifically metallic mass
+++
"was talkin metallic ions and"
"ion transfer this morning with presssie"
+++
easy star all stars
'run'
+++
a macro ion
+++
"you just liek that cause its an anagram of macaroni"
+++
space shuttle on th telly paulie
"wot's that doin there ?"
an acountant's ad
+++
one too many o's
+++
"blame th drugs"
+++
have i wandered off topic yet ?
+++
frigidaires
'nowhere man'
+++
zero
+++
if it's all electrical in nature
wot is mass ?
+++
too many words
+++
just sees wot he wants to see - lyric
+++
a solid object
+++
"to the eye"
+++
do th atoms spin
haphazardly
or do they lien up
on a common
point
+++
good charlotte
'the motivation proclamation'
+++
alright mr atom
wot's your motivation ?
+++
"or are ya all imbalanced ?"
+++
choas
+++
"Sorry chaos"
+++
fcuk
+++
ha
simpsons just started
with get smart theme
dropped out of th phone booth
into his couch
cute
+++
a newie
+++
"says r"
"repeat"
both shows ?
"umm"
+++
control
on get smart
battled
chaos
+++
their arch enemies
th bad guys
+++
one salad and a cup of tea later
"scuse i"
oh i havent finished
..
..
..
+++
clockstoppers hey
+++
go th b team
+++
never get left behind
stay in front
+++
turbo charged
+++
going and going and going
+++
just fuckin with
synchronicity
+++
circle of life
+++
re orient ate
the spin to th desired
destination
+++
th bees chose bart
'i dig it"
+++
cant believe i found that software
doesnt that work better than paint
+++
there ya go young fella
+++
pj harvey
'long snake moan'
+++
wanted his picture shrunk
to size and
a piece in th middle whited out
no worries now
+++
seems a bit liek voodooo some times
+++
keep yur file sizes down
use th jpeg
+++
"i cant write a jpeg in basic"
+++
tenacious d
'city hall'
+++
got carted away again
+++
this time they wanted text in th box
+++
a change of colour
+++
"and just generally gin around"
+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'
+++
now that i;ve quite finished
doing your homework for you
+++
its a paint program dude
not a word processor
+++
***** he;s ignorant
+++
i'll cut that fuckin cable
if you tell me again
to buy another one
this one's fuckin mine
+++
doesnt even
fit in th modem anymore
falls out
someone disconnected it
cause you told em to
like you know anything
+++
just ripped it out
+++
bye bye tab
+++
"i'll have a look in th shed"
"in th wiring bag"
+++
the whitlams
'blow up the pokies'(if only)
+++
who put a million
on makybe diva
+++
i bought a one dollar scratchie
last week
rubbed it
and owon
two dollars
got a scratchie
and my dollar back
in again this week
with my young nephew
one
one dollar scratchie thanks
hmmm
another two dollar win
ok
one scratchie and my dollar back thanks
hmm
scratch th ticket and
only two
fifty thousand dollar
symbols
+++
james blunt
'you're beautiful'
+++
should i punt th same dollar
next week
+++
domestic
from domus
domecile
+++
?
'smash it up'
+++
now a chinese guy on th telly
saying he has no house
for a girl to live in
"i changed channels sorry"
its ok
+++
"overvalue one thing"
the opposite becomes valuable
+++
bodes bad for *****
+++
unpause
+++
ah that's much better
+++
i ponder
until th path seems clear
"then stuff th unicycle up it as fast as i can go"
+++
thought you said
half an hour ago
ya could do without it today
"i have flying drugs"
and sore muscles
+++
the offspring
'have you ever'
+++
clouted a post on a unicycle
***** it's fun
+++
falling- lyric
forward on a unicycle
+++
'Falling up"
+++
you sayin we can focus gravity ?
+++
"what is gravity ?"
+++
waht is charge ?
+++
U2
'with or without you'
+++
ok
+++
cept we only see
with
+++
"what is a neutral particle ?"
+++
nerves work on
electrical impulses
+++
do re mi
'track 15'
+++
the black eyed peas
'labor day'(its a holiday)
+++
get to fuckin work
+++
if th light is
continous
particles
how fast would a
suitable electrical signal
propogate along it
+++
light is
everywhere
in space
+++
we travel as
one dot
fooling th universe
that we're not as fat and large
as we are
flotsom
+++
dave lippman
'teenage immigrant mothers on drugs'
+++
a super light particle
"now we're just gettin silly"
treat it as a sci fi novel idea
th exo skin
th
outer net
outernet
"shape charges on telly"
shape charges
on th
outernet
and spoof th universe
+++
tori amos
'cornflakegirl'
+++
safe from th
magnetic radiation
inside our
faraday cage
"dont stand too close"
+++
ZZZZT
+++
sorry bin
man i got a hot arse
+++
increase its gravitational pull and
+++
direct it
+++
"turning right"
"subtitle on th telly"
"just popped up"
ummm
+++
gyros
+++
laurie anderson
'born, never asked'
+++
at ninety degrees
to spin
+++
"null"
+++
massive energy levels
"We crack from th atom"
umm
"ppl travel underwater under pressure with one"
cooling
"space"
+++
cooling is always done from
th dark side of
the craft
+++
"so there's a hole in th craft"
best to bring yur own
+++
infinite radiant is
can we surf
your infinite wave
of radiance
+++
pirate jenny
'wheel tail monkey'
+++
cyborg
"walkin is for dickheads"
+++
and peasants
+++
you a peasant suckhole ?
+++
"probly still got is memory in is head"
+++
used to be called
too slow
this track
+++
dirty big pirate ship
sailing thru th void
+++
appears out of
just about nowhere
+++
ah yeah gday
+++
saw yur blue planet form off
aways
thought we'd have a look
see
+++
christina/Mya/Pink/Lil'Kim
'lady marmalade'
+++
so am i in time
for breakfast
ar am i
breakfast
+++
rely on my
psychic abilities
to stop me settin
foot
on a shithole
+++
"one that bites'
+++
talker to things
+++
"we ***** in pieces"
+++
makes me wet
+++
100th district court
you are charged with fratricide
how do you plead ?
+++
the velvet underground and nico
'venus in furs'
+++
why does this keep coming up ?
didnt i tell you ppl to get rooted ?
+++
ring road
+++
we didnt fuckin know they wer eintelligent
+++
showed nill response and
didnt fall into our
understanding of
intelligence
+++
"its under water"
+++
i plead
misunderstanding
+++
almost little brothers name
there on th tv
hmm
+++
khia
'my neck, my back'
+++
beck
'beautiful way'
+++
nirvana
'come as you are'
+++
bottleneck
+++
"grab yur synchronicity where ya see it"
+++
i open a book
anywhere
and begin reading
and walk out of th room
and see th same words
on a television
and then
someone will say them
in another room
a distinctive phrase
enough
+++
co operation
makes your hive species
maintain
+++
penalty suspended
first offence
'oh good"
'if it pls th court"
'ya can still"
'go and get rooted"
+++
"<<<smiel >>>"
cunts
+++
george
'release'
+++
ah goodie
+++
ya pull liek a steam train
dont be so
savage
+++
"they've been bitchin for ages"
+++
no connection
+++
"scus ei"
..
..
..
budgie
'guts'
+++
indoor budgie hunting time
..
..
..
sade
'sweetest taboo'
+++
request
kanye west
'golddigger'
+++
get a big black dog up ya
oh you have
sorry
just thought ya had a big arse
+++
i am a dot
i am
out of here
..
..
..
the dot
+++
p.s.
inxs
'new sensation'
+++
that mc name stil hangin foul
+++
makybe diva
would morticia have got it ?
she was a cryptic clue freak
+++
"does it matter ?"
no
+++
wot is matter ?
+++
"state of charge"
+++
yeah but of what
+++
"a mythical dot"
+++
violent femmes
'intro'
.
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