As you probably know, my Son will make his public debut on 6-6-06. I've
waited a helluva' long time for this moment, so in honor of this most
wonderfully unblessed, ungodly historic event, I want to celebrate with
all of you doomed humans who are soon to die or suffer in unprecedented
numbers.
Hell, why not? You might as well live it up for at least one day here
at APN before the Apocalypse reigns its multitude of horrors upon your
heads. After all, it's humanity's repeated transgressions against God's
laws that have finally culminated in this fiery, bloody finale under
the direction of my Son!
My minions and I will battle that ragged loser Jesus and his bloated
Big Daddy in the skies above, and, jumpin' gargoyles, it's gonna' be a
spectacular war of evil versus (eck!) good! We're gonna' kick their
asses!! Already the volcanic heat is rising, the quakes are increasing,
the weather going bonkers, disease epidemics speading...oooooh, it's
gonna' be so very, very EVIL, FRIGHTENING, and PAINFUL !!
I have many of you to thank...you great sinners over the centuries, and
especially the Bush administration and Osama Bin Laden for accelerating
the prophesied catastrophic climax of human civilization. Without their
evil help, my Son's arrival would've been delayed. I also want to thank
the greedy, destructive, lying mulitinational corporations for helping,
too, and the right-wing Christian (ugh!) evangelical evil nut jobs for
adding the frosting on the Armageddon cake, so to speak.
So...forget the future because it doesn't exist...stop worrying about
old age and all other worldly concerns...LET'S PARTY ON 6-6-06 LIKE
THERE WAS NO TOMORROW !!
WOOOOO HOOOO !! HAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAAA....
Satan >:)~
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| Title: Re: SATAN INVITES ALL APN MEMBERS TO '666 PARTY' !! |
02 Jun 2006 03:26:47 AM |
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"Satan" <francm@mail.com> Spat the Words
As you probably know, my Son will make his public debut on 6-6-06.
Your son was killed at birth... thrown out of an airplane from
30,000 feet, landed in the desert... body was never recovered.
I've
waited a helluva' long time for this moment, so in honor of this most
wonderfully unblessed, ungodly historic event, I want to celebrate with
all of you doomed humans who are soon to die or suffer in unprecedented
numbers.
Hell, why not? You might as well live it up for at least one day here
at APN before the Apocalypse reigns its multitude of horrors upon your
heads. After all, it's humanity's repeated transgressions against God's
laws that have finally culminated in this fiery, bloody finale under
the direction of my Son!
My minions and I will battle that ragged loser Jesus and his bloated
Big Daddy in the skies above, and, jumpin' gargoyles, it's gonna' be a
spectacular war of evil versus (eck!) good! We're gonna' kick their
asses!! Already the volcanic heat is rising, the quakes are increasing,
the weather going bonkers, disease epidemics speading...oooooh, it's
gonna' be so very, very EVIL, FRIGHTENING, and PAINFUL !!
I have many of you to thank...you great sinners over the centuries, and
especially the Bush administration and Osama Bin Laden for accelerating
the prophesied catastrophic climax of human civilization. Without their
evil help, my Son's arrival would've been delayed. I also want to thank
the greedy, destructive, lying mulitinational corporations for helping,
too, and the right-wing Christian (ugh!) evangelical evil nut jobs for
adding the frosting on the Armageddon cake, so to speak.
So...forget the future because it doesn't exist...stop worrying about
old age and all other worldly concerns...LET'S PARTY ON 6-6-06 LIKE
THERE WAS NO TOMORROW !!
WOOOOO HOOOO !! HAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAAA....
Satan >:)~
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| User: "Jim D." |
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| Title: Re: SATAN INVITES ALL APN MEMBERS TO '666 PARTY' !! |
04 Jun 2006 07:04:27 AM |
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"Satan" <francm@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1149166964.036297.258450@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
As you probably know, my Son will make his public debut on 6-6-06. I've
waited a helluva' long time for this moment, so in honor of this most
wonderfully unblessed, ungodly historic event, I want to celebrate with
all of you doomed humans who are soon to die or suffer in unprecedented
numbers.
WOOOOO HOOOO !! HAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAAA....
Satan >:)~
You are alone in your hell party mr. satan.
Jim
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| User: "Docrodile, Reptile Extraordinaire :######~~" |
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| Title: Re: SATAN INVITES ALL APN MEMBERS TO '666 PARTY' !! |
04 Jun 2006 05:07:02 PM |
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Jim D. wrote:
"Satan" <francm@mail.com> wrote in message
news:1149166964.036297.258450@i39g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
As you probably know, my Son will make his public debut on 6-6-06. I've
waited a helluva' long time for this moment, so in honor of this most
wonderfully unblessed, ungodly historic event, I want to celebrate with
all of you doomed humans who are soon to die or suffer in unprecedented
numbers.
WOOOOO HOOOO !! HAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAAAA....
Satan >:)~
You are alone in your hell party mr. satan.
Jim
Party pooper!
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| User: "Werewolfy" |
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| Title: Re: SATAN INVITES ALL APN MEMBERS TO '666 PARTY' !! |
04 Jun 2006 01:25:12 PM |
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Jim D. wrote:
You are alone in your hell party mr. satan.
Jim
His audience, no longer filled with merry laughter, has left the
building Jim.
Werewolfy
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| User: "Docrodile, Reptile Extraordinaire :######~~" |
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| Title: Re: SATAN INVITES ALL APN MEMBERS TO '666 PARTY' !! |
04 Jun 2006 05:11:17 PM |
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Werewolfy wrote:
Jim D. wrote:
You are alone in your hell party mr. satan.
Jim
His audience, no longer filled with merry laughter, has left the
building Jim.
Werewolfy
Only to stumble over a scruffy wild canine that's been sniffing through
the garbage cans.
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