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Jersey Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a
woman from California. He bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.
The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see
any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married a Jersey girl. He boasted that he told
her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done
and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said
the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he
could
see a little out of his left eye.
Dani, you arent from Jersey are you? =)
Here's 'nother one...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
wait for it...
None! It should be opened when she brings it. =)
S~
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| Title: Re: Saw this and thought of Dani =) |
19 Jul 2004 12:12:34 AM |
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On 18 Jul 2004 14:33:57 -0700, (Anon Ymous)
wrote:
Off-topic post to follow. If you dont like off-topic posts, please
feel free to file a complaint at
Jersey Girls
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a
woman from California. He bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at
their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put
away.
The second man had married a woman from Ohio. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,
dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see
any
results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the
table.
The third man had married a Jersey girl. He boasted that he told
her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done
and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said
the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see
anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he
could
see a little out of his left eye.
LOL!
Dani, you arent from Jersey are you? =)
South Boston - but it does describe me .. :)
Here's 'nother one...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
wait for it...
None! It should be opened when she brings it. =)
Looks like you're never getting your beer then .. :)
Dani
S~
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