In a large mixing bowl, add two quarts of motor oil, preferably Chevron
10/30 brand.

Using a power beater, slowly add well-shredded Bible pages, preferably
King James version. (Do use the front and back covers!)

Add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, one tablespoonful of ground
thistleweed, and a dash or two of ground rose thorns.

Now the tricky step --

As you continue to mix the above ingredients, reduce the beater speed,
and add as much brown rice, preferably Condoleezza, as the mixing bowl
can hold without slowing down the beater. (Remember to prep Condoleezza
well by removing all top-of-the-line clothing, luxurious jewelry,
expensive accessories, high-priced boots, etc.! Vigorously squeeze out
any fecal or urine substances.)

Now, pour the thick stuff through a strainer, to get as much plasma and
extraneous Condoleeza organic matter out as possible.

Pour into 8 ounce pudding cups and bake at 350 degrees for up to one
hour, rotating the cups for even heating if necessary.

After cooling, generously sprinkle with cinammon and brown sugar and
refrigerate. Serve chilled. Makes 10 servings.

Nero
Chef of Chefs