I heard on the radio yesterday, that Americans should be watching for
any suspicious activity or people, and report it to the authorities
immediately.
Well, I'm in the States at the moment, and I stopped in to fill
my gas tank this morning. When I walked in to pay the
cashier, I noticed something peculiar. No, not that he was
picking his nose and flicking his bugers at the American
flag, I mean, Hell, I even do that.
It was that look, you know? He had a beard, and a skull
cap kind of hat, and has a cheap little transisor radio behind
the counter, with some Middle Eastern sounding music
coming out of the speaker.
It was that look, you know? It was the way he said "twenty dolla" that
aroused me susicions, and the garlic smell evaporating from the pores
in his skin.
The beard alone would be enough. I had the distinct impression he was
hiding something in the beard, I asked him if he watched Laura Bush on
TV last night, when she was talking about Christmas and all. You know
what he said? He said he didn't know who "Laura Boosh was", and that
did it, that really made me suspicious. I think he's Al Qaeda, has to
be. And on top of that, he tried to short-change me.
Anyone got Tom Ridge's cell phone numbe? I want to call and report
this right away. The country's security is at stake here, not to
mention Tom's quarterly budget vote coming up next month. This is
serious.
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| User: "sUSAn B Anthony" |
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24 Dec 2003 12:19:00 AM |
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MarkTyme wrote:
I heard on the radio yesterday, that
Americans should be watching for any
suspicious activity or people, and report
it to the authorities immediately.
Well, I'm in the States at the moment,
and I stopped in to fill my gas tank this
morning. When I walked in to pay the
cashier, I noticed something peculiar.
No, not that he was picking his nose
and flicking his bugers at the American
flag, I mean, Hell, I even do that.
That's okay! The McWorkers scrape your boogers off and mix them in to
your hamburger.
It was that look, you know? He had a
beard, and a skull cap kind of hat, and
has a cheap little transisor radio behind
the counter, with some Middle Eastern
sounding music coming out of the
speaker.
Was he burning stinky incense? Hey, I get gas there too!
It was that look, you know? It was the
way he said "twenty dolla" that aroused
me susicions, and the garlic smell
evaporating from the pores in his skin.
and the stinky incense!
The beard alone would be enough. I had
the distinct impression he was hiding
something in the beard, I asked him if
he watched Laura Bush on TV last night,
when she was talking about Christmas
and all. You know what he said? He
said he didn't know who "Laura Boosh
was", and that did it, that really made
me suspicious. I think he's Al Qaeda,
has to be.
And on top of that, he tried to
short-change me.
That wasn't Al Qaeda! That was a joo!
Anyone got Tom Ridge's cell phone
numbe? I want to call and report this
right away. The country's security is at
stake here, not to mention Tom's
quarterly budget vote coming up next
month. This is serious.
Sorry but you can't do anything legally until the guy actually blows up
something.
You can have a little fun with him, though!
From now on when you buy gas, stare the guy down with a really mean look
and tell him you want 9 dollars and 11 cents worth of gasoline. Then
drop 911 pennies on the counter. Do this often! After putting up with
your crap for a few weeks, he'll finally get tired of it and move back
to Jersey.
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| User: "R. Foreman" |
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| Title: Re: Should I report this to Homeland Security? |
24 Dec 2003 12:46:37 AM |
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(sUSAn B Anthony) Spat the Words
MarkTyme wrote:
I heard on the radio yesterday, that
Americans should be watching for any
suspicious activity or people, and report
it to the authorities immediately.
Well, I'm in the States at the moment,
and I stopped in to fill my gas tank this
morning. When I walked in to pay the
cashier, I noticed something peculiar.
No, not that he was picking his nose
and flicking his bugers at the American
flag, I mean, Hell, I even do that.
That's okay! The McWorkers scrape your boogers off and mix them in to
your hamburger.
It was that look, you know? He had a
beard, and a skull cap kind of hat, and
has a cheap little transisor radio behind
the counter, with some Middle Eastern
sounding music coming out of the
speaker.
Was he burning stinky incense? Hey, I get gas there too!
I too, have been to this gas station. 'No Change, No change!'
<translate> 'We don't give change here!'
It was that look, you know? It was the
way he said "twenty dolla" that aroused
me susicions, and the garlic smell
evaporating from the pores in his skin.
and the stinky incense!
The beard alone would be enough. I had
the distinct impression he was hiding
something in the beard, I asked him if
he watched Laura Bush on TV last night,
when she was talking about Christmas
and all. You know what he said? He
said he didn't know who "Laura Boosh
was", and that did it, that really made
me suspicious. I think he's Al Qaeda,
has to be.
And on top of that, he tried to
short-change me.
That wasn't Al Qaeda! That was a joo!
Anyone got Tom Ridge's cell phone
numbe? I want to call and report this
right away. The country's security is at
stake here, not to mention Tom's
quarterly budget vote coming up next
month. This is serious.
Sorry but you can't do anything legally until the guy actually blows up
something.
You can have a little fun with him, though!
From now on when you buy gas, stare the guy down with a really mean
look
and tell him you want 9 dollars and 11 cents worth of gasoline. Then
drop 911 pennies on the counter. Do this often! After putting up with
your crap for a few weeks, he'll finally get tired of it and move back
to Jersey.
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| User: "Saint Isidore of Seville" |
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| Title: Re: Should I report this to Homeland Security? |
24 Dec 2003 01:16:49 PM |
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That's why the Chicken McNuggetsare NOW white.
Saint Isidore of Seville
^Ö^ Patron Saint of the Internet. ^Ö^
°° DªDª °°
http://apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
http://www.womp.org
All I want to do is WOMP WOMP!!!!!
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| User: "Ex." |
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| Title: Re: Should I report this to Homeland Security? |
23 Dec 2003 08:01:02 PM |
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If you hadda hadda gun, you coulda blown his head off right then and there
.... the Partridiot Act covers things just like this.
/ex
"Mark Tyme" <MarkTyme@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message
news:dakhuv0qvg6uf4066684ss75s6k5umb19e@4ax.com...
: I heard on the radio yesterday, that Americans should be watching for
: any suspicious activity or people, and report it to the authorities
: immediately.
:
: Well, I'm in the States at the moment, and I stopped in to fill
: my gas tank this morning. When I walked in to pay the
: cashier, I noticed something peculiar. No, not that he was
: picking his nose and flicking his bugers at the American
: flag, I mean, Hell, I even do that.
:
: It was that look, you know? He had a beard, and a skull
: cap kind of hat, and has a cheap little transisor radio behind
: the counter, with some Middle Eastern sounding music
: coming out of the speaker.
:
: It was that look, you know? It was the way he said "twenty dolla" that
: aroused me susicions, and the garlic smell evaporating from the pores
: in his skin.
:
: The beard alone would be enough. I had the distinct impression he was
: hiding something in the beard, I asked him if he watched Laura Bush on
: TV last night, when she was talking about Christmas and all. You know
: what he said? He said he didn't know who "Laura Boosh was", and that
: did it, that really made me suspicious. I think he's Al Qaeda, has to
: be. And on top of that, he tried to short-change me.
:
: Anyone got Tom Ridge's cell phone numbe? I want to call and report
: this right away. The country's security is at stake here, not to
: mention Tom's quarterly budget vote coming up next month. This is
: serious.
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| User: "Grantland" |
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| Title: Re: Should I report this to Homeland Security? |
23 Dec 2003 11:21:15 PM |
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Mark Tyme <MarkTyme@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
I heard on the radio yesterday, that Americans should be watching for
any suspicious activity or people, and report it to the authorities
immediately.
Well, I'm in the States at the moment, and I stopped in to fill
my gas tank this morning. When I walked in to pay the
cashier, I noticed something peculiar. No, not that he was
picking his nose and flicking his bugers at the American
flag, I mean, Hell, I even do that.
It was that look, you know? He had a beard, and a skull
cap kind of hat, and has a cheap little transisor radio behind
the counter, with some Middle Eastern sounding music
coming out of the speaker.
It was that look, you know? It was the way he said "twenty dolla" that
aroused me susicions, and the garlic smell evaporating from the pores
in his skin.
The beard alone would be enough. I had the distinct impression he was
hiding something in the beard, I asked him if he watched Laura Bush on
TV last night, when she was talking about Christmas and all. You know
what he said? He said he didn't know who "Laura Boosh was", and that
did it, that really made me suspicious. I think he's Al Qaeda, has to
be. And on top of that, he tried to short-change me.
Bloody terrorists -who do they think they are!
Grantland
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