singing is
+++
not gunna happen
"u washed th fuckin hair"
"you fuckwit"
"frizz and looks totally fucked"
<<< SMILE >>>
+++
"it's turned fly weight"
+++
"download yur porn and leave me alone"
+++
singing is
"cancelled"
+++
"it pulls liek a train paulie"
+++
ya sing for love or money ?
"love"
so yur art isnt prostituted
make music for music's sake
"Art for art's sake"
harmony
good art
but transient
so jenny
you feel bad goin from busker to busker singin ?
"no , i make music"
"and th muso's are friendly and nice"
art
sometimes
a piece will drag you
to be made
we sing when we can
we sing in comfort
tailor made smokes
bourbon and pot
outta my pocket
to get me started
"fuel"
otherwise it aint worth travelling
makin art
ya do it right or
it's not worth doing
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blk
+++
p.s.
it's like
i can stick my unicycle
into th redcliffe beach
at low tide
but she's a bit soft
and th waves are a bit small
and i wont get th
twenty foot rooster tail
and turbo charged ride in th wave
good music in th ears
good drugs in th system
good bourbon in th belly
unicycle in th surf properly
"i dig it land surfer dude"
it deserves th best
+++
ya mungrel
ya chased me in th surf with a camera
i won a camera
a digital camera
i lent it out
cause i dont use it
lovely lady who took th photo
that won th competition
of me
on a unicycle
reading th magazine
says it's
our
camera
hmmm
i spose it's better than most
picture takers
who want it
completely free
and arent they clever picture takers
thing is
when ya been th object
of th pictures
mostly unasked takers of pictures
+++
i'm an aboriginal witchdoctor
it's contraindicated
+++
yeah at least you asked
as ya run along
in th surf
tryin to get
that perfect sillhouette
but ya dont care enough to ask
would i like a copy
and you a
professional
picture taker
just fucks me this
my last big ride on a unicycle
on th big beach
th bateries in th mp3 player
have run out
and i've been unicycle surfin
an hour or so
ridin in th white water
defien fcuked
no more photos man
all unicycle surfin done
hey ?
i do it when i can
is rare
ok later
"another fuckhead camera wearer"
he another one who forget th object has a soul
i drive to th
cafe
sit and have a cappacino
think things over
pleasantly tired
and
go to get back in th car
hmm
a sydney paper
under my drivers wheel
will i follow synchoncicity ?
and read it
hmm
does th pope ***** in th woods?
drive to a park and
got a half hour
flick thru th paper
nicole kidman
taking two
picture takers to court
for harrassment
i've just had a shirty at this guy
who's just run his guts out in th surf
shown me great respect
cept
liek every picture taker before him
hasnt shared with me
ummm
i feel for you
i got it way easier
+++
"it bites"
+++
he paid me more respect
than th fuckheads
who run out into th surf
to knock th clown down
not in my wildest dreams
did i think
ridin a unicycle in th surf
could ***** me up
+++
ya hear em on th radio
they say
th money makes up for it
"usually th ones with big fat arses"
oh hello
"well it would do"
+++
th bastards
a curse on you
you fucking mungrel
+++
"hey tarz"
+++
if you died
in front of me
i'd spit on you
as i cursed you
for makin me lift my legs to clear you
[and more in jugoslav that i dont think]
[we'll go into right now]
+++
curtain of charity only good for wrapping his corpse in
+++
"dont you mix yur metaphors young man"
+++
industrial mulcher
you;d feed
ten acres of gorgeous rain forest
and so many wild animals to feed
have you seen
th size of th wild pigs up on th mountain
+++
i aint pejudiced
i just hate cunts
are you a ***** ?
+++
all i can say is man
if yur experiencing
migraine headaches
it's probably me
my ex wife learned early on
dont pick fights
not that i understood it all that well
or had any control of it
+++
"touch wood"
+++
if th object of your photo
is a human being
and you profit by it
do you have an obligation ?
+++
you wouldnt have a photo
without th object
specially if it's rare
or real special
if it was
something you could hold in your hand
would you chase it
with a recklessly driven car
there's a heart beating
in that human being
+++
yur makin pretty girls
and boys
cry
that's never been a good move
+++
it's midnight
and i'm not on th heartbeat drum
but i wanna bee
you know
<<< smiel >>>
"so i sing to th heavens"
"on th internet instead"
i sing in th strete
do ya listen to th lyrics
cause most dont
even if they know the words
especially if they know th words
+++
i admit to a huge soft spot
"<<< smiel >>>"
for nickie kidman
always have
but i saw on telly th other day
gorgeous actress
losin her car
and it bein called
driver error
i think she's stressed
i woulda been sideways
thru th pack
well after th first oen of you dies
a
things should tone down a bit
i didnt see him officer
i never see fuckheads with cameras
ya cant
they're fuckin everywhere
+++
in th meantime
i prescribe
a roman catapult
in yur front yard
with
papparazi pult
inscribed on it in big letters
it's a garden ornament
liek a saab turbo
burnt out wreck in an ash bed
who th ***** are you ppl ?
+++
next one who runs beside me in th surf
hmm
might come out of th wave a bit
out of shape
if ya know what i mean
hey dude
ya didnt aske my name
they call me toecutter
on account of
i got a toe cut off
little argument with a forklift
ah look
white boys can jump
..
..
..
toecutter
....
p.s.
it's th look in th eyes that gets me
+++
aint i fucked up enough ?
+++
"i saw a pretty girl cry"
"i hate it when they do that"
"three times"
"prettier when they smile"
+++
womble would cry out
have a fall paulie
not hard to
have an accident on a unicycle
it's a constantly controlled crash
i'm disabled
and ride a unicycle for transport
on a pension
for havin sore nuts
onus is on you able bodied to stay out of th road
of a disabled person
***** that camera looks expensive
+++
oops
will ya lookit that ?
havent even spilled th two open coffees i'm carryin
what a bugger
i dont remember eatin that
+++
let's kill and eat th blonde
"paulie, that's not nice"
alright we'll just eat her then
ah that's right
i was downloadin porn
fuckin life
..
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..
toecutter
....
p.s.
it's all an adventure
just some it is weirder
than other bits
alright
it's all weird
one weird mob
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| User: "A Big One" |
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| Title: Re: singing is |
08 Oct 2005 10:00:52 AM |
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immensely preferable
to your senseless
psychotic drug-induced
ranting
so, please, sing
little surfer dude boy
before you inevitably
commit suicide.
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