We've found that the Slugshit boys are governed by at least these
six ground rules. You, of course, are expected to follow them
or you will be shown up for the humanity hating,
christian/buddhist/jewish (insert regligion here), unbelieving,
Sheol dwelling, commie, pinko, fag, Nazi, moronic, neo-darwinist,
5 cent cigar smoking, atheist follower of (insert belief system
here), sack of DNA refuse that you are.
(1) You must show evidence of every iota of where Slugshit was wrong.
Because we claim what we are doing is sacred, we don't have to
prove anything. For it is by faith in Slugshit alone that we
are saved.
(2) One line retorts are sufficient for us. You must write the
equivalent of a doctoral dissertation for each question we ask,
which we will then ignore.
(3) Your mind must be open to our ideas. We are trying to save you.
We cannot be allowed to open our eyes to minor details like FACTS
for fear of losing our immortal souls.
(4) If it is a choice between evidence and faith in Slugshit, or the
accuracy of Slugshit, Slugshit wins.
(5) If you back us into a corner, we are allowed to (a) ignore you;
(b) change the subject; (c) flame you with the most vile and
disgusting things our perverted little minds can think of; or
(d) lie. Lying for Slugshit is not a sin. The ends justify the
means.
6) We are allowed to bypass basic internet protocol, and post the
same message 25 times, although under a different header claiming
they are "different postings". This include the multiple
spammings advertising our commercial web stye.
Feel free to add the the collection through your own observations.
"I can't stand this proliferation of trolls.
It's useless to fight the trolls. You've
just got to kill them."
Anon 2003
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