<s> The Xmas Prophecy of 2003
'Tis 9 days til Xmas of 2003
'Tis 16 days til the 9th Anniversary of the Point of Creation
Discovery
'Tis a short time til many shall die in great acts of terrorism
Behold the plane falls from the sky
Many shall cry for those lost on the plane
Some shall be quite famous that die</s>
There was a plane crash in Benin. Still trying to find someone famous.
Miss.
<s>Terrorists shall fire from their shoulder at another plane
Terrorists shall attempt to strike the family of a world leader
Terrorists shall kidnap and kill one of great fame</s>
Hmmm, first line - nope, second line - nope, third line - nope. Miss.
<s>Many around the world shall watch in horror
As terrorists take a great many captive
So many die live as the event is captured by the media</s>
Miss.
<s>Over and over soldiers shall die in suicide bombings
Over and over the media shall show scenes of carnage
Over and over blood shall be spilled in the streets of occupied lands</s>
O.K. this one is worthy of the 'DUH' award considering its an ongoing event
and even the most dimwitted, of which Ennis as SOLLOG can count himself
among, would know. Miss.
<s>The markets shall have a great fall within 31 days
Fortunes shall be wiped out in a few minutes
Panic controls the fools that still invest in the street called Wall</s>
Ha. You still have a couple weeks left on this one, and it will fail.
That's my prophecy.
<s>The age of Nuclear Terrorism is nigh
The day of Nuke Terrorism shall close the markets around the world for
quite some time
The first three locations struck by nuke terrorism are Zion, Rome and
DC</s>
So far, a raging miss.
<s>Another outbreak of a new disease
Such new plagues are man made
Modern medicine cannot stop the spread while many fall dead</s>
Sollog, you said the mad cow thing was the disease, but you are specific in
that this is a new disease. It is not. MC, BSE, and CJD have not been
anywhere close to the threat you stated. At 1 in 10,000,000 they aren't the
plague you predicted. Look for a new disease. Miss.
<s>Behold EMP's shall strike many more grids
Behold UFO's shall appear
Behold great quakes shall take many lives</s>
Nope, nowhere close on the first two lines. Your third mentions Great
Quakes, emphasis on the plural. So far, one great quake that killed 2 and
one that killed anywhere from 2k to 20k. But, we've been overdue anyway.
<s>Look to the heavens for a bright new light
Look to the heavens for a great fright
Look to the heavens for the sign shall be bright
Cold, wind and snow of historic records shall appear
Many shall die in the Blizzard of '04
Snow so high many cannot open their doors
He walks into the Church of Satan
He walks into the Black Mass
He walks with many weapons to kill those that bow to graven images
Beware of the great lie
Beware of the sheep in wolves clothing
Beware of he who claimed to be the Mornining Star who is Lucifer</s>
The rest of this is just crap. Hell, the whole of it is crap.
By the way, the Pope is still alive!
--
Captain Red Beard®
I'm the scary kind of Buddhist. I'm for the death penalty. I believe in
reincarnation as a means of remedial education. If you're an ***** I'm
all for sending you to the next life so you can improve yourself and the
Universe all that much faster.
All any philosopher ever comes out with is exactly what he walked in with -
except for those self-deluders who prove their assumptions by their
conclusions, in a circle.
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| Title: Re: Sollog Misses It Big |
26 Dec 2003 10:33:32 PM |
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While still snuggled in a 'spider hole', "Captain Red Beard"
<capt_red_beard@hotmail.com> scribbled:
<s> The Xmas Prophecy of 2003
'Tis 9 days til Xmas of 2003
'Tis 16 days til the 9th Anniversary of the Point of Creation
Discovery
'Tis a short time til many shall die in great acts of terrorism
Behold the plane falls from the sky
Many shall cry for those lost on the plane
Some shall be quite famous that die</s>
There was a plane crash in Benin. Still trying to find someone famous.
Miss.
<s>Terrorists shall fire from their shoulder at another plane
Terrorists shall attempt to strike the family of a world leader
Terrorists shall kidnap and kill one of great fame</s>
Hmmm, first line - nope, second line - nope, third line - nope. Miss.
And HOW hard was that to predict??
<s>Many around the world shall watch in horror
As terrorists take a great many captive
So many die live as the event is captured by the media</s>
Miss.
And again, it SEEMED so likely.
<s>Over and over soldiers shall die in suicide bombings
Over and over the media shall show scenes of carnage
Over and over blood shall be spilled in the streets of occupied lands</s>
O.K. this one is worthy of the 'DUH' award considering its an ongoing event
and even the most dimwitted, of which Ennis as SOLLOG can count himself
among, would know. Miss.
Same as above, I want to see something that ISN'T obvious predicted.
<s>The markets shall have a great fall within 31 days
Fortunes shall be wiped out in a few minutes
Panic controls the fools that still invest in the street called Wall</s>
Ha. You still have a couple weeks left on this one, and it will fail.
That's my prophecy.
<s>The age of Nuclear Terrorism is nigh
The day of Nuke Terrorism shall close the markets around the world for
quite some time
The first three locations struck by nuke terrorism are Zion, Rome and
DC</s>
So far, a raging miss.
Part of what SlopDog has been predicting for years.
<s>Another outbreak of a new disease
Such new plagues are man made
Modern medicine cannot stop the spread while many fall dead</s>
Sollog, you said the mad cow thing was the disease,
But BSE isn't new, OR unexpected.
<s>Behold EMP's shall strike many more grids
Behold UFO's shall appear
Behold great quakes shall take many lives</s>
Nope, nowhere close on the first two lines.
But he (or actually, his followers, as JPE is dead)
are trying to claim EVERY power outage as a hit,
which they OBVIOUSLY aren't.
EMPs would cover a wide area, not a few blocks of a major city.
Your third mentions Great Quakes,
And 'great quake' IS a level MUCH higher than a 'moderate' 6.5,
but that isn't going to stop the brain-dead zombies trying to live
off the reputation (bad as it is) of the FAILED prophet SlopDog.
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