spoo
+++
th opposite of
oops
+++
cue music
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++
so jennifer
"it rained"
"and within th seven days"
thought we asked
our god
not to make it rain
"cmon paulie"
+++
biggest drought in a hundred years
+++
stepenwolf
'born to be wild'
+++
no-one's jumping up and down yet
only been rainin a couple of days
still drizzlin outside
th ground saturated and
th dams slowly filling
usefull rain
+++
th grass has burst out of th ground
+++
"seems to me you asked god for two things"
+++
god usually answers me with rain ya reckon
+++
"just doin our black magic man bit"
i sang that friday night in th street
"along with"
"th best way to a mans heart"
"is thru his sternum"
it got a laugh
+++
placebo
'centrefolds'
+++
ok she was cute
+++
"sorry"
not yur fault
+++
a cute girl with a smile is
"cuter"
+++
at least this time jen
it came a lot milder
not readin reports
of
ppl bein washed off bridges
+++
"seems to me ya stressed that point paulie"
+++
and th sky didnt turn
green
for six nights
+++
"last time was ugly"
+++
bill hicks
'im talking to the women here'
+++
the doors
'l.a woman'
+++
"when's th full moon wiz ?"
after midnight tonight
+++
just saw a plane
drop a shitload of water
on a boat
"wierd tv show"
+++
"will this rain break th drought locally ?"
it will stop them
going to further water restrictions
"so little brother can still wash , repair and paint rooves ?"
i guess
+++
"so our timing was good"
mostly excellent
as always
+++
"mojo rising"
+++
coldplay
'spies'
+++
"th beach wave got er"
i saw
+++
is this the year we were cursed ?
no, its just the usual round of natural disasters
weird article
+++
is there anything
that you cant
explain away
i wonder
+++
inxs
'i need you tonight' (extended remix)
+++
that depends
+++
i asked god a question
i wasnt bloody happy
when i got up th next morning
and found fourty thousand ppl dead
somewhere north of here
so i had a bit of a whinge
raining here now
+++
and on th seventh day
after havin a whinge to god
we had to move th kuta party inside
cause we were gettin wet
i've had my dance
in th rain
and thanked my god
+++
presidents of the united states
'peaches'
+++
gday
+++
?
'fp04bc'
+++
<<< smile >>>
+++
violent femmes
'waiting for the bus'
+++
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bjork
'pagan poetry'
+++
th toads are singing
it would be frogs but
th toads breed better
+++
they lived well
in next doors
exit pipe
to th street
they have a constant drip
or
th pipe's gone
under their driveway again
+++
as usual
th ghekoes invaded th house
long before th rain
settled in
there's one ghekoe
still clinging
on it's magnetic base
attached to th front of my car
+++
groove armada
'my friend'
+++
i heard you brought yur boyfriend around
and
split before i arrived
i was out
rescuin little brother
land rover died
again
but i ahd
left my guitar
th night before
knew i was gunna be late
and even if i cant stand th man
he plays nice music
arrived all male and
aggressive
maybe just as well
heard what he said to...
+++
"spend a coupel hours with th boys as i recall"
"and we arrived and"
"could play cricket this time"
"out for sixes over the fence and"
"selectin victims"
"like th other jennifer was doin at th last party"
and bowling headhunters
+++
the cure
'friday i'm in love'
+++
i could catch
i cant always
"catch"
+++
th hair was divine
"the bum was cute"
and she responds well to bein stroked with song
"did ya see that look ?"
ah
i remember you
"didnt recognise her till she spun"
<<< smile >>>
+++
i'm walking back to my car
after filling it
and payin for th fuel
and three chicks in a four wheel drive
are screaming at me
to cut my hair
what th ***** ?
+++
go and get fucked
+++
a perfect circle
'lullaby'
+++
lucky i'm not famous
"ok, but why are they screamin it out at ya ?"
+++
i cant cut it
i lost a small child in there
+++
good charlotte
'the motivation proclamation'
+++
a pretty girl with tears in her eyes
"i'm pretty sure"
+++
SMACK to th face with a baseball bat
stop crying
+++
oops
that one didnt have blanks
k
who switched th trick baseball bat ?
+++
carpet burns on th forehead is not a good look
trust me
+++
ah *****
a giraffe
just snotted this guy in th face
on th telly
hmmm
+++
if this is reality
***** knows
what unreality must eb like
+++
machine gun fellatio
'let me be your' (dirty fucking *****)
+++
brush yur fuckin hair
+++
"and no talking"
+++
you can text if its urgent
+++
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foo fighters
'learn to fly'
+++
"he singin "
"this could take all night"
+++
small medium and large hey elle
+++
"<<< smiel >>>"
+++
never had elizabeth and i shoppin for condoms
+++
"or morticia"
+++
elizabeth was wilder
+++
"morticia fucked in th doorway of a nightclub"
+++
elizabeth fucked for th neighbourhood
every full moon
back yard at midnight
ppl had parties
+++
some of em do like
an audience
+++
guess you cant tell yur life story either hey
elizabeth
+++
"not with a straight face"
+++
queen
'i want to ride my bicycle'
+++
ok already
i'm a unicycle nut
+++
***** windows
+++
"other times it amuses"
+++
five years as a strete entertainer
"mid life crisis"
what crisis ?
"oh yeah"
"we see th fuckin future"
+++
sometimes too much
sometimes too little
and ya dont need to torture me
my body's doin a good enough job
+++
?
'3prince'
+++
keh
+++
"maybe it was mary havin a baby paulie"
"they reckon it's gunna"
"sell a stack of magazines"
"so th interest mighta been enough"
"to trip our sensitive"
lara's pregnant
"he fertile that boy"
+++
settle down little one
+++
city high
'caramel'
+++
<<< smile >>>
no sweetie
not plain jane
+++
that is a sydney blonde on th television
"shutup paulie"
+++
at least there's milk in my fridge again
my coffee has
returned to normal
+++
i wish
to register a complaint
+++
the offspring
'pay the man'
+++
i'll babysit with yur pregnant sister
+++
little zoe
two years old
and in a gorgoeus
little purple dress
held court
and most of us in stitches
wanderin thru our cricket game
play called on account of
toddler on th pitch
when yur quite finished maddamme
sorry
came back to get her shopping trolley
cmon barbie girl
for *****'s sake
they've got matching shopping trolleys
we're goin to have to
paint one
+++
i ejaculate
therefore i am
..
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land surfer dude
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