Now that you've lost your long-time weiner warmer, Jane, it is the
proper time to announce my formerly secretive undying lust for your
member of manhood, Steven Douglas. I dream about it thrusting and
twirling in my cave of cooze...lifting me up and down, swaying me from
side to side.

Let me introduce myself, my lover, my wet dream of dreams, Steven
Douglas, and my obsession with your throbbing missile of volcanic
messianic neoconservatism.

I am a hot Inuit chick who is so ultraconservative that I, like you, am
unable to admit it and, so, I hide it under the label of "traditional
liberal." It is so funny, Steven D., that you and I do this, without
actually knowing each other. That can change now, my love. We can come
out of the closet together, wrapped around each other in the ecstasy of
mutual extremism. No need to hide behind phony labels. No more denials.
And, therefore, no more long-winded threads vainly attempting to hide
your fanaticism.

I, like you, am an obsessive-compulsive and, until lately, have lurked
in the shadows of this newsgroup ... waiting for my opportunity to have
Jane, your former lover, crack up and go back to the mental institution
she spent so many years in.

She was never good for you, Steven D. She didn't have the firm hot
young body I have. She was middle-aged, dried up, and too bitchy. She
waffled around on topics here. I am no waffler. I hit hard...just like
I ***** hard.

I've got it all, honey! Hot body, alluring face -- and most
importantly, I am as obsessed with politics and religion as you are,
maybe even more! :) I am your perfect match!

We can argue against the liberal scum here -- together! Yeah,
together, we'll be a magnificent counter-force for the lame-brained
libs to deal with. You know, those "fanatical libs" or "fringe libs"
you abhor. I hate them, too, and, together, here and with our bodies
sexually intertwined, we can beat them all! Yeah, Steven D., we can WIN
every argument, every Google-based debate, every little stinking insult
or assault the sick libs throw at us!

You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by accepting me as your
lover, your partner for life. I will be loyal and always agree with you
on everything. I only ask you do the same.
Together, as a neocon couple out of the closet, and on the attack,
we'll send all the twisted libs packing!!

I await your answer, loverboy. Just say YES !

Frannie

Now that you've lost your long-time weiner warmer, Jane, it is the
proper time to announce my formerly secretive undying lust for your
member of manhood, Steven Douglas. I dream about it thrusting and
twirling in my cave of cooze...lifting me up and down, swaying me from
side to side.

Let me introduce myself, my lover, my wet dream of dreams, Steven
Douglas, and my obsession with your throbbing missile of volcanic
messianic neoconservatism.

I am a hot Inuit chick who is so ultraconservative that I, like you, am
unable to admit it and, so, I hide it under the label of "traditional
liberal." It is so funny, Steven D., that you and I do this, without
actually knowing each other. That can change now, my love. We can come
out of the closet together, wrapped around each other in the ecstasy of
mutual extremism. No need to hide behind phony labels. No more denials.
And, therefore, no more long-winded threads vainly attempting to hide
your fanaticism.

I, like you, am an obsessive-compulsive and, until lately, have lurked
in the shadows of this newsgroup ... waiting for my opportunity to have
Jane, your former lover, crack up and go back to the mental institution
she spent so many years in.

She was never good for you, Steven D. She didn't have the firm hot
young body I have. She was middle-aged, dried up, and too bitchy. She
waffled around on topics here. I am no waffler. I hit hard...just like
I ***** hard.

I've got it all, honey! Hot body, alluring face -- and most
importantly, I am as obsessed with politics and religion as you are,
maybe even more! :) I am your perfect match!

We can argue against the liberal scum here -- together! Yeah,
together, we'll be a magnificent counter-force for the lame-brained
libs to deal with. You know, those "fanatical libs" or "fringe libs"
you abhor. I hate them, too, and, together, here and with our bodies
sexually intertwined, we can beat them all! Yeah, Steven D., we can WIN
every argument, every Google-based debate, every little stinking insult
or assault the sick libs throw at us!

You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by accepting me as your
lover, your partner for life. I will be loyal and always agree with you
on everything. I only ask you do the same.
Together, as a neocon couple out of the closet, and on the attack,
we'll send all the twisted libs packing!!

I await your answer, loverboy. Just say YES !

Frannie

Now that you've lost your long-time weiner warmer, Jane, it is the
proper time to announce my formerly secretive undying lust for your
member of manhood, Steven Douglas. I dream about it thrusting and
twirling in my cave of cooze...lifting me up and down, swaying me from
side to side.

Let me introduce myself, my lover, my wet dream of dreams, Steven
Douglas, and my obsession with your throbbing missile of volcanic
messianic neoconservatism.

I am a hot Inuit chick who is so ultraconservative that I, like you, am
unable to admit it and, so, I hide it under the label of "traditional
liberal." It is so funny, Steven D., that you and I do this, without
actually knowing each other. That can change now, my love. We can come
out of the closet together, wrapped around each other in the ecstasy of
mutual extremism. No need to hide behind phony labels. No more denials.
And, therefore, no more long-winded threads vainly attempting to hide
your fanaticism.

I, like you, am an obsessive-compulsive and, until lately, have lurked
in the shadows of this newsgroup ... waiting for my opportunity to have
Jane, your former lover, crack up and go back to the mental institution
she spent so many years in.

She was never good for you, Steven D. She didn't have the firm hot
young body I have. She was middle-aged, dried up, and too bitchy. She
waffled around on topics here. I am no waffler. I hit hard...just like
I ***** hard.

I've got it all, honey! Hot body, alluring face -- and most
importantly, I am as obsessed with politics and religion as you are,
maybe even more! :) I am your perfect match!

We can argue against the liberal scum here -- together! Yeah,
together, we'll be a magnificent counter-force for the lame-brained
libs to deal with. You know, those "fanatical libs" or "fringe libs"
you abhor. I hate them, too, and, together, here and with our bodies
sexually intertwined, we can beat them all! Yeah, Steven D., we can WIN
every argument, every Google-based debate, every little stinking insult
or assault the sick libs throw at us!

You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by accepting me as your
lover, your partner for life. I will be loyal and always agree with you
on everything. I only ask you do the same.
Together, as a neocon couple out of the closet, and on the attack,
we'll send all the twisted libs packing!!

I await your answer, loverboy. Just say YES !

Frannie