At least one of you here says he's possessed by a butt demon. They can be
very hard to get rid of. The standard exorcisms are not enough.
You must get some Holy Water from Lourdes, France, and give yourself an
enema with it. And you must fill your toilet tank with Holy Water, too.
Squirt the enema water vigorously up your butt, and then say your "hail
Marys" 23 times while the water does its work on the butt demon. It helps
to be holding a crucifix with Jesus on it, too, while doing this ritual.
The pesky demon should come screaming out and plop into the toilet bowl
quickly. Immediately flush it with the Holy Water from the tank.
The demon will thrash about violently for a second or two, and the lights
may dim during this time. Since butt demons often cause chronic
constipation and impaction, you will likely experience a huge, long,
smelly dump along with the expulsion of the demon.
Do not be afraid. This cure will kill your butt demon for good!!!
God Bless You. Thank You. And eat plenty of fiber.
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| User: "Doc" |
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| Title: Re: SURE-FIRE CURE FOR BUTT DEMONS |
29 Mar 2005 07:59:55 AM |
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"Millka!!!" <sympooftico@millkascuckoonest.net> wrote in message
news:114dc6t8sacfebf@corp.supernews.com...
At least one of you here says he's possessed by a butt demon. They can
be
very hard to get rid of. The standard exorcisms are not enough.
You must get some Holy Water from Lourdes, France, and give yourself an
enema with it. And you must fill your toilet tank with Holy Water, too.
Squirt the enema water vigorously up your butt, and then say your "hail
Marys" 23 times while the water does its work on the butt demon. It
helps
to be holding a crucifix with Jesus on it, too, while doing this ritual.
The pesky demon should come screaming out and plop into the toilet bowl
quickly. Immediately flush it with the Holy Water from the tank.
The demon will thrash about violently for a second or two, and the
lights
may dim during this time. Since butt demons often cause chronic
constipation and impaction, you will likely experience a huge, long,
smelly dump along with the expulsion of the demon.
Do not be afraid. This cure will kill your butt demon for good!!!
God Bless You. Thank You. And eat plenty of fiber.
TESTIMONIAL --
Your "sure-fire" cure really worked a miracle for me! Not only did one
butt demon come screaming out, but, lo and behold, Rush Limbaugh, Pat
Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Robert Novak and Ann Coulter came screaming out,
too!! They were all immediately destroyed, except Limbaugh, who lingered
until I hit him a few times on the head with the crucifix.
I have finally been totally cleansed of evil! And I owe it all to Millka's
Holy Enema treatment! Just one EZ application. That's all there is to it!
Relief is just a squirt and a flush away! No more pains in the ***** and
noxious flatulence! What a blessing!!
Doc =)
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| User: "Millka Chocolate Bunnylicious" |
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| Title: Re: SURE-FIRE CURE FOR BUTT DEMONS |
27 Mar 2005 03:09:22 PM |
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Chocolate works great too!
I ate him MY WAY!! :)
http://community-2.webtv.net/hotmail.com/kornucopius/YummyBunnykins/
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| User: "Doc" |
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29 Mar 2005 08:00:06 AM |
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"Millka Chocolate Bunnylicious" <tugbertswife@webtv.net> wrote in message
news:17773-42472102-68@storefull-3216.bay.webtv.net...
Chocolate works great too!
I ate him MY WAY!! :)
http://community-2.webtv.net/hotmail.com/kornucopius/YummyBunnykins/
That was one of the most hideous sights I've seen in awhile.
Doc
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27 Mar 2005 08:26:28 PM |
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Suzan, that's very naorty of U, my little web tv user ;-)
Su zanada Su zanadu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!
(Now we r here)
HOOROO
uncle wally
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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27 Mar 2005 10:17:29 PM |
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What's "naorty" of me unc?
"Naorty"......that's CATCHY!
SuZanne
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| User: "Half-Mad" |
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| Title: Re: SURE-FIRE CURE FOR BUTT DEMONS |
28 Mar 2005 12:36:12 AM |
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Millka!!! wrote:
At least one of you here says he's possessed by a butt demon. They can be
very hard to get rid of. The standard exorcisms are not enough.
You must get some Holy Water from Lourdes, France, and give yourself an
enema with it. And you must fill your toilet tank with Holy Water, too.
Squirt the enema water vigorously up your butt, and then say your "hail
Marys" 23 times while the water does its work on the butt demon. It helps
to be holding a crucifix with Jesus on it, too, while doing this ritual.
The pesky demon should come screaming out and plop into the toilet bowl
quickly. Immediately flush it with the Holy Water from the tank.
The demon will thrash about violently for a second or two, and the lights
may dim during this time. Since butt demons often cause chronic
constipation and impaction, you will likely experience a huge, long,
smelly dump along with the expulsion of the demon.
Do not be afraid. This cure will kill your butt demon for good!!!
God Bless You. Thank You. And eat plenty of fiber.
That could be a problem. I'm not Christian. Don't know the "Hail Mary"
prayer, or any others. Don't have a crucifix either.
Wouldn't it be good enough to use the Baby Jesus Butt Plug?
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
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| User: "Half-Baked" |
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| Title: Re: SURE-FIRE CURE FOR BUTT DEMONS |
01 Apr 2005 01:55:20 AM |
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I have always referred to them as Hemorrhoids (but, you YOUNGSTERs may refer to them
as BUTT Demons)
Makes me wonder it this GUY knows what he is takin' about when he talks about a cure
(OR, is he just 'Blowin; hot stream (up your Butt) !!!
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