"Painted Moon" Based on the performance by The Silencers
"Tainted Mooninite" Parody by Gary Ray
Background: On January 31st, a city-wide panic was set off in Boston, MA,
when citizens noticed numerous curious blue-glowing cartoon figures
attached to billboards, bridge overpasses, etc. in heavy traffic areas.
The city government went into its highest state of alert as police
dispatched bomb disposal squads, closed bridges, a major highway, and even
the Coast Guard closed the Charles River. It turned out that it was part
of Turner Broadcasting's Cartoon Network's advertising campaign to promote
the show, "Aqua Teen Hunger Force."
The cartoon figures, called "mooninites," are described as "outer space
juvenile delinquents" which obscenely hold up the middle finger
occasionally.
Two young men were arrested and charged with perpetrating a hoax. During
their arraignment, they appeared quite amused. Perhaps they were
wondering why people would think that any terrorist would make such
colorful lighted "bombs" and place 'em in full view of thousands. Or,
maybe they were laughing about the mooninites flippin' the bird?
Walking home in the Boston rain
Blood runs cold in my veins
It's like news from Pauly Shore
Blue mooninites like never before
The mooninite is new
The mooninite is flippin' FU
The mooninite is blue
The mooninite is cruel
Tainted mooninite
Coming to the rescue
Bomb squad from the WOT world
The mooninites may blow up any time today
So the news and government say
Running to the rescue
Security choppers flying up above
Panic around the bay
While the Boston natives pray
For end to the tainted mooninite
I drain my lizard and down my lithium
When life's lived in fear why fear the end?
They wanna' make us so scared, so dumb
Those pinheads from the corporate scum
The mooninite is new
The mooninite is flippin' FU
The mooninite is blue
The mooninite is cruel
Tainted mooninite
Coming to the rescue
Bomb squad from the WOT world
The mooninites may blow up any time today
So the news and government say
Running to the rescue
Security choppers flying up above
Panic around the bay
While the Boston natives pray
For end to the tainted mooninite
Tainted mooninite
Tainted mooninite
Ooooooh
Tainted mooninite
Coming to the rescue
Bomb squad from the WOT world
The mooninites may blow up any time today
So the news and government say
Running to the rescue
Security choppers flying up above
Panic around the bay
While the Boston natives pray
For end to the tainted mooninite
Tainted mooninite
Tainted mooninite
Tainted mooninite
Ooooooh
Tainted mooninite
Tainted mooninite
My parody appears at
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thesilencers0.shtml
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(Gary Ray Lesley)
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