PDN #68329 Notice of Termination
This is to notify Mr. Johnny T.E. McMuff that further testing of our new
revolutionary product, Stardust Maximum Thruster, will no longer include his
voluntary and authorized participation.
It is the opinion of our management board for public field testing that Mr.
McMuff's reported (and now independently verified) unauthorized use of the
new product has negatively impacted Stardust Dildoes, Ltd.'s public
relations image, and possibly its sales marketing plans.
Testimonies have been reviewed, and verified by numerous sources we find
reliable, that Mr. McMuff's unauthorized, unintended use of the new product
on cats and dogs concurrently with his own personal use, have invalidated
the chief purpose of the product testing program.
Jim Racine
CEO
Stardust Dildoes, Ltd.
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