TERRORISTS USE INFOMERCIALS TO RECRUIT SUICIDE BOMBERS
By Jake Anderson
WorldNutDaily
Taking a page from American know-how, Al Qaeda terrorists have taken to
bolstering their ranks by running late night infomercials on Iraqi
television stations.
The ads, for "Terrorist in a Box," show testimonials from enthusiastic
customers like Abdul Joheeza, 21, who says in the ad, "Before I answered
the infomercial, I was an unemployed camel herder. But since ordering
"Terrorist in a Box," I have a direction. Allah willing, I'll blow myself
up within three months!"
The terrorist training kit includes a how-to book on mayhem- making topics
like how to obtain fake IDs, driving a truck directly into a building, and
how to take hostages.
A sign of Al Qaeda's desperation to recruit new recruits may be indicated
by the announcer in the ad, saying, "Call now and join the ranks of
martyrs. Operators are standing by. And if you call within the next half
hour, we'll throw in 25 extra virgins when you blow yourself up. AND
THAT'S NOT ALL! We'll also include this 'Body bomb starter kit.'
AND THAT'S NOT ALL! Act now and we'll give your next of kin a month's
supply of polenta."
According to sources, the ads are working extremely well.
Published on: 11/09/2004
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