th wizard of kuta
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i was thinkin about bobbie
best friend form
twenty years ago
died of th cancer
drove to babrbie girls
to
purchase some drugs and
she offered me a hotdog
and i had a coffee
"and chatted over cones"
we used to by our
ellicit alcohol
after midnight
at th hotdog emporium
she sensitive that girl
and answers to kuta lady too
i split befor eth othe rone
could get back
with her new car
sounds good
my dogs are starving
i gotta go dog food shopping
<<< smiel >>>
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they happy bitches now
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yeha man
cottes was bitchin at me
psychic phenomena this
and that and
when his lighter died
i'd been sitin next to him
for foive mintues
and was bitchin
evry time i
lit a smoke
i puleld two lighters out of my pocket
why man ?
ah
cottee's black lighter died
here man
have this one
buggin me
i only ever carry one
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i didnt buy milk ok
get off my back
+++
"she's intruding"
she is
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"little brother stopped drinkin normal milk too"
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thirty five degrees today
they say
feels it
leees said she changed clothes three times so far today
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gone to shuffle
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pj harvey
'working for the man'
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"i had a chat to th girls"
she asked if her nana hit on ya
"well she did"
"not into casual sex seweetie"
"kimmie convinced i'm gay"
but spoke to our female personality all night
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get me out of ere wal
they think i'm relaxed
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idiot me went singin down th valley after that
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"ah man"
ya didnt comment on th other one
who tried climbin on ya jennifer
"no paulie"
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fuckin ell
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easy star all stars
'run'
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pink floyd cover
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i dig it though
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on my unicycle and
gone
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no fuckin brakes
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now how does this week's smoke
smoke
scuse i
..
..
..
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a perfect circle
'pet'
+++
got one more trip to do
air for th unicycle
tyre
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i dont talk to th last woman
who matchmaked me
really
not into casual sex
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"and it's never permanent"
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enough
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there were some interesting loops
on that cd
barbie girl
weird
was even a queen track
i said
i finally got
i wanna ride my bicycle
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caught myself
at th traffic lights
singin background
stereo up high and
singin liek a girl
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the eagles
'hotel california'
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dude
it's liek this
if th guitarist cant find it
it aint gunna happen
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u cant sing lead over a guitar
that dont where it's goin
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"umm"
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and put th words in
in th right order
and in th right place
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heard this gorgeous song
mangled
by so many ppl
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"womble did it justice"
womble constantly pussystruck
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"deny it womble"
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i got a psychic flash of some money
which
if things go according to form
means
i'll get another whopping big fine
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i spoke to my banker
lessee wot develops
"we payed that last one back in time"
i aint goin to th straight cunts
+++
"have difficulty buyin pain killer"
"if no wheels to get there"
+++
karma
+++
what goes around
"takes forever"
true
+++
give
"ask nothing"
go broke
+++
massive attack
'protection'
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one day baby
you and me and
an mp3 player
and a dirty big
deserted beach
and a whoppin big unicycle
"and lotsa drugs"
kuta man
+++
th right beat
for ploddin thru th surf
on a day liek
today
hot as
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you have to draw a line in th sand
somewhere
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he shouldnt of
had a dig at me about
psychic phenomena
should he barbie girl ?
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"i liked it"
he shut th ***** up
+++
booked me
as th wizard for th kids party
my magic tricks
are real
i dont prepare
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i dont need to
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i arrived at th party with two lighters
no idea why
but th main sceptic of th crowd
got a replacement black lighter
when his died
you can take th ***** out of me
even laugh as i go by
on my unicycle
but
i will laugh last
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hey cottees
+++
i thought it was funny
barbie girl cracked a smile
and lees looked thoughtful
over coffee
in th heat
at th kuta house
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i dont mind
if it takes ya a little
reflection
for you to realise it
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bjork
'big time sensuality'
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next time
ya say you;ve got an itchy nipple
and th tap
squirts ya five minutes later
in th sink
all over yur right tit
i'm gunna bust my gut laughin then too
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i'll leave ya's in peace
me with no shirt
why do ya think i didnt get th sexchange lil sis ?
strange world
..
..
..
"jenny"
+
paulie
=
the land surfer
+++
p.s.
suck ***** cotteees
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"<<< smiel >>>"
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and sittin next to ya when it died
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wasnt guna give you th white lighter
it was newer
"and you aint a white lighter"
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