On 8 Jun 2006 "Howard Bear" <anyone.santos@gmail.com> wrote:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

The time has come to announce the winners of the May 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DANIEL JOSEPH MIN!

18 votes - Daniel Joseph Min
06 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
06 votes - Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Minnie Mouse! After all these years of kooking-out in
every crevice and corner of Usenet, it's about fscking time.

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Cool! I didn't even know about this prestigious honour bestowed
upon your humble correspondent until now. Better late than never.
(I seem to recall winning this award before some years ago, hmm?)

On 8 Jun 2006 "Howard Bear" <anyone.santos@gmail.com> wrote:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

The time has come to announce the winners of the May 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DANIEL JOSEPH MIN!

18 votes - Daniel Joseph Min
06 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
06 votes - Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Minnie Mouse! After all these years of kooking-out in
every crevice and corner of Usenet, it's about fscking time.

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Cool! I didn't even know about this prestigious honour bestowed
upon your humble correspondent until now. Better late than never.
(I seem to recall winning this award before some years ago, hmm?)

Doubtless one of your fellow Anti-American Anti-Christ Communist
Atheist Liberal Loser cohorts-in-crime has recently nominated me
for, quoting <e72561e37dc7af4057e9ac4313f719e7@pseudo.borked.net>:

"World record for longest sentences before a period, and world
record for most annoying fu7cking ***** on the usenet...Min
incites thread riots. Newbys quote his *****, so every body
who has him kill filed sees his "xian" garbage plastered
across the screen. Min is the biggest ***** religious
freak of all time. Even the christians hate him!"

I felt deeply honored upon reading that. But the most gratifying
moment came when I read this follow-up praise in the same thread,
quoting <34119b1ec75e70fbc9c2dcf8470fb25b@pseudo.borked.net>:

"min's infamous, unstopabble spam flood, janauary 1999. It
was right after the holidays. Kook screed about jezus's
birthday, and other min-imal religious crap. It showed up
every f_cking* where. Min-iscule must of bombed a 1000
groups a day, 10 or 20 x=posts at a time...I think half of
usenet was ready to track mini-brain down, beat him to an
inch of his life, and bury him, alive." [*bleeped language]

It's golden moments like those that I'll cherish for the rest
of my life. This worked especially well, since I'd downloaded
a (at the time, current) list of the top 20,000 newsgroups on
the usenet. I set up macros to pass random, computer-generated
gobbledygook (created in MS Word) to the "subject" and "from"
headers, and also at the end of body text, in Jack B. Nymble.

I don't know if hitting 20,000 newsgroups repeatedly over the
course of several months (prompting NYM and MIT to beef up the
filtering algorithms) qualifies as an actual world record (i.e.
strictly posted through the anonymous remailers), but my guess
is it's close...and I accomplished that on an old, DX2 486-66
with a 14k modem! Patience pays off when you're willing to do
the work. Plus the dividends of my work just keep rolling in...

It wasn't six months later when we started seeing commercial
programs appearing that did generally the same thing, albeit
theirs weren't remailer and M2N-friendly, if you know what I
mean. I would guess that "hipcrime" is still numero uno, for
his myriads of cancels and supersedes (100,000s? 1,000,000s?).

But I'm content with my humble contributions to the world of
usenet newsgroups--all searchable on Google, since I stopped
using the "X-No-Archive: yes" directive in May of 2000. Ever
since then, I began to notice a steady increase in my usenet
blogs being loosely paraphrased, and rarely quoted verbatim,
by notable Republicans in the mainstream media. I'm too shy
to mention any names. But I am humbled and forever grateful.
There are other more far-reaching patterns I've noticed from
my work, but bragging is for braggarts. That's not me at all.

And I'm obviously very pleased that I told you We Republicans
would TAKE the Presidency in 2000, and we did. And I told you
we would WIN more seats in 2002, and we did. And I told you
that Republicans would WIN the Presidential election of 2004
by a decisive victory, and we did that, too. And I told you
that we would seize control over the U.S. Supreme Court, and
we Republicans even did that, beginning January of this year.

These are *facts*, and I know that you Anti-American Liberals
really HATE being told you're going to lose the major federal
elections before they occur--especially since that's what has
happened. What's it like, knowing that you Liberals, Atheists,
Communists etc, are losing control to God-fearing Republicans,
bit by bit, and day by day. Yes, that's a rhetorical question.

I could go on reminding you Liberals of how your Communistic,
Atheistic, Anarchistic, Rabidly-Insane Empire of Anti-Christ
is being systematically abolished 24/7/365.2422., I could do
that, but in this reply I won't. I'll save the best for last. :-D

Enjoy Life! (fillet a liberal for lunch)
Daniel Joseph Min
http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x2B1CCFE7

*Download Min's Banned (Freeware) Books:
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/

*Min's Spiritual I.Q. Test (how smart are you, really):
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=HCRHGLQM38786.0401967593@anonymous.poster

*Min's Google-Archived Home Page On The WWW:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=XJBDEJF138262.9022453704@anonymous.poster

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On 8 Jun 2006 "Howard Bear" <anyone.santos@gmail.com> wrote:

Friendly Neighbourhood Vote Wrangler wrote:

The time has come to announce the winners of the May 2006 Usenet Kook
Awards.

KOOK OF THE MONTH

The winner is... DANIEL JOSEPH MIN!

18 votes - Daniel Joseph Min
06 votes - Dean Roger Ray, a.k.a. "TeslaCoils"
06 votes - Joey Jimenez, alias "Colonel Jake"
00 votes - none of the above

Congratulations, Minnie Mouse! After all these years of kooking-out in
every crevice and corner of Usenet, it's about fscking time.

-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----

Cool! I didn't even know about this prestigious honour bestowed
upon your humble correspondent until now. Better late than never.
(I seem to recall winning this award before some years ago, hmm?)

Doubtless one of your fellow Anti-American Anti-Christ Communist
Atheist Liberal Loser cohorts-in-crime has recently nominated me
for, quoting <e72561e37dc7af4057e9ac4313f719e7@pseudo.borked.net>:

"World record for longest sentences before a period, and world
record for most annoying fu7cking ***** on the usenet...Min
incites thread riots. Newbys quote his *****, so every body
who has him kill filed sees his "xian" garbage plastered
across the screen. Min is the biggest ***** religious
freak of all time. Even the christians hate him!"

I felt deeply honored upon reading that. But the most gratifying
moment came when I read this follow-up praise in the same thread,
quoting <34119b1ec75e70fbc9c2dcf8470fb25b@pseudo.borked.net>:

"min's infamous, unstopabble spam flood, janauary 1999. It
was right after the holidays. Kook screed about jezus's
birthday, and other min-imal religious crap. It showed up
every f_cking* where. Min-iscule must of bombed a 1000
groups a day, 10 or 20 x=posts at a time...I think half of
usenet was ready to track mini-brain down, beat him to an
inch of his life, and bury him, alive." [*bleeped language]

It's golden moments like those that I'll cherish for the rest
of my life. This worked especially well, since I'd downloaded
a (at the time, current) list of the top 20,000 newsgroups on
the usenet. I set up macros to pass random, computer-generated
gobbledygook (created in MS Word) to the "subject" and "from"
headers, and also at the end of body text, in Jack B. Nymble.

I don't know if hitting 20,000 newsgroups repeatedly over the
course of several months (prompting NYM and MIT to beef up the
filtering algorithms) qualifies as an actual world record (i.e.
strictly posted through the anonymous remailers), but my guess
is it's close...and I accomplished that on an old, DX2 486-66
with a 14k modem! Patience pays off when you're willing to do
the work. Plus the dividends of my work just keep rolling in...

It wasn't six months later when we started seeing commercial
programs appearing that did generally the same thing, albeit
theirs weren't remailer and M2N-friendly, if you know what I
mean. I would guess that "hipcrime" is still numero uno, for
his myriads of cancels and supersedes (100,000s? 1,000,000s?).

But I'm content with my humble contributions to the world of
usenet newsgroups--all searchable on Google, since I stopped
using the "X-No-Archive: yes" directive in May of 2000. Ever
since then, I began to notice a steady increase in my usenet
blogs being loosely paraphrased, and rarely quoted verbatim,
by notable Republicans in the mainstream media. I'm too shy
to mention any names. But I am humbled and forever grateful.
There are other more far-reaching patterns I've noticed from
my work, but bragging is for braggarts. That's not me at all.

And I'm obviously very pleased that I told you We Republicans
would TAKE the Presidency in 2000, and we did. And I told you
we would WIN more seats in 2002, and we did. And I told you
that Republicans would WIN the Presidential election of 2004
by a decisive victory, and we did that, too. And I told you
that we would seize control over the U.S. Supreme Court, and
we Republicans even did that, beginning January of this year.

These are *facts*, and I know that you Anti-American Liberals
really HATE being told you're going to lose the major federal
elections before they occur--especially since that's what has
happened. What's it like, knowing that you Liberals, Atheists,
Communists etc, are losing control to God-fearing Republicans,
bit by bit, and day by day. Yes, that's a rhetorical question.

I could go on reminding you Liberals of how your Communistic,
Atheistic, Anarchistic, Rabidly-Insane Empire of Anti-Christ
is being systematically abolished 24/7/365.2422., I could do
that, but in this reply I won't. I'll save the best for last. :-D

Enjoy Life! (fillet a liberal for lunch)
Daniel Joseph Min
http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x2B1CCFE7

*Download Min's Banned (Freeware) Books:
http://www.2hot2cool.com/11/danieljosephmin/

*Min's Spiritual I.Q. Test (how smart are you, really):
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=HCRHGLQM38786.0401967593@anonymous.poster

*Min's Google-Archived Home Page On The WWW:
http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=XJBDEJF138262.9022453704@anonymous.poster

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