Dear Fellow Republicans-in-Christ:
I just returned from Camp David, where the Bush family was grappling
with the unseemly, public drinking problems of the President's
daughters, Jenna and Barbara. Quite naturally, I was called to provide
spiritual solace, but the Holy Spirit was only one of many spirits that
filled our teary-eyed afternoon. With its trademark crusty Yankee
fortitude, the Bush family came together for a healing afternoon of
fiery reproach and cold cocktails. I was, of course, sworn to absolute
secrecy about our afternoon. I assume, had they known about it, they
would have also asked me to keep the tape recording I made of the
gathering confidential, too. It is with this in mind that I ask all of
you to be careful in disseminating this completely accurate
transcription, as it contains rather sensitive information. I trust that
you will, as have I, only make it available out of Christian concern for
those frailer than yourself =96 and not out of any tawdry impulse to
gossip.
Full transcript and nice pics! ;)
http://www.bettybowers.com/campdavid.html
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