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THE FRICKABILITY SCALE (REVISED) |
Hi / Gooday peoplez !
Given recent events in the Middle East & the intensifying heated
rhetoric between Dumbo & Co. & that wacky Iranian dude, I have been
forced to once again revise upwards my Frickability Scale (also
popularly known worldwide as 'The Frickter Scale').
We are now at Level '8' on the world-renowned Frickability Scale !!
HOOROO =E2=98=BA .=C2=B7:*=C2=A8=C2=A8*:=C2=B7.=C2=B7:*=C2=A8=C2=A8*:=C2=B7=
.. =E2=99=A5
UNCLE WALLY =E2=98=BA .=C2=B7:*=C2=A8=C2=A8*:=C2=B7.=C2=B7:*=C2=A8=C2=A8*:=
=C2=B7. =E2=99=A5
----0----
10. Totally fricked beyond all repair
9=2E Superfricked
8=2E ** FRICK CITY **
7=2E Fricksville
6=2E Slightly aove average fricked
5=2E Average fricked
4=2E Slightly below average fricked
3=2E Just a little bit fricked
2=2E Not very fricked at all
1=2E Absolutely frickin' truly wondrously fantasmagorically
splendiferously ORGASMIC
(FRICK yeah !=E2=84=A2)
0=2E Zero Fricked (Snug az a bug in a bear rug !)
=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D=3D
The World az we know it iz basically FRICKED beyond all repair !!!
There'z a whiff of nuclear war in da air !!!!
But pleaze, peoplez, Do Not Despair !!!!
With a reziliant yepperz & a yes siree yes indeedy do !!!
Your Dear Ol' Uncle Wally cumz to da rescue !!!
to save all of his favorite peoplez from da proverbial sh!t stew !!!
FRICK yeah=E2=84=A2 & HOOROO !!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=3DYXKIEPPGSTE2FQFIQMG=
CFFOAVCBQUIV0?xml=3D/news/2007/02/11/wiran511.xml
Pentagon blames Iran for 170 US deaths
By David Blair, Diplomatic Correspondent
Last Updated: 2:32am GMT 12/02/2007
America today blamed Iran for the deaths of 170 US troops inside Iraq,
accusing Teheran of supplying insurgents with increasingly
sophisticated bombs.
A photo of a roadside bomb released by the US military today. The US
claims the device was made in Iran for insurgents in Iraq
Senior defence officials in Baghdad said that Iranian-supplied
"explosively formed projectiles" were frequently being used against
coalition forces.
They said the "highest levels" of Iran=E2=80=99s regime were responsible for
giving them to Shia militias in Iraq.
These bombs are specially designed to penetrate heavily armoured
military vehicles and are capable of crippling the US army=E2=80=99s main
battle tank, the Abrams M1.
They have killed 170 US troops since June 2004, according to the
American officials. They added that some weapons have been captured
and they bore the hallmarks of having been manufactured in Iran.
Many were made as recently as last year =E2=80=93 ruling out the possibility
that they could have been left over from the many arms caches
scattered across Iraq by Saddam Hussein=E2=80=99s regime.
The "machining" on the weapons could only have been completed in Iran,
the officials added. They said that only the "highest levels" of
Teheran=E2=80=99s regime would have authorised the transfer of these arms i=
nto
Iraq.
A US helicopter was lost north of Baghdad today =E2=80=93 the sixth to be s=
hot
down in the last three weeks.
The Apache attack helicopter was reportedly struck by a surface-to-air
missile. There is no evidence that Iran has supplied weapons of this
kind.
The latest allegations against Iran came as the Teheran regime
delivered mixed messages about the future of its nuclear programme.
Speaking at a rally to celebrate the 28th anniversary of the Islamic
Revolution in Teheran, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad vowed to press
ahead with enriching uranium, a process which could produce the
material needed to make a nuclear bomb.
"If you are willing to negotiate why do you insist on a suspension [of
enrichment]? If we suspend our activities then what are we going to
talk about?" asked Mr Ahmadinejad.
"If your nuclear plants are working 24 hours a day, why must Iran be
pressured to shut ours down? We are ready to negotiate but under fair
and even conditions."
Last July, the United Nations passed Resolution 1696, giving Iran 30
days to "suspend all enrichment-related and reprocessing activities,
including research and development".
Teheran ignored this deadline and continued enriching uranium at
Natanz nuclear plant.
Western governments say that Iran must abide by the UN=E2=80=99s demand bef=
ore
any deal can be reached.
But Ali Larijani, Iran=E2=80=99s chief nuclear negotiator, told a security
conference in Munich that he was willing to settle every issue by
negotiation within weeks.
"The political will of Iran is aimed at a negotiated settlement of the
case. We don=E2=80=99t want to aggravate the situation in the region," he
said.
Mr Larijani, whose official title is secretary of the supreme national
security council, added that he wanted a rapid agreement with Mohammed
ElBaradei, head of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).
"I have written to Mr ElBaradei to say we are ready within three weeks
to have the modality to solve all the outstanding issues with you," he
said.
Mr Larijani said Iran=E2=80=99s nuclear programme was solely for civilian
purposes. But the IAEA has declined to endorse this claim and western
governments believe Teheran is pursuing a nuclear capability.
Mr Larijani, 48, is a conservative figure who ran for president in
2005. A former western diplomat who served in Iran described him as an
"apparatchik" and a "dedicated servant of the Islamic Republic".
But Mr Larijani is also a pragmatic figure, "willing to explore what
might work".
The key question, said the former diplomat, was whether Mr Larijani
was only a "Yes man - or is he willing to stand up to the powerful?"
Iran=E2=80=99s nuclear policy will be finally decided by its Supreme Leader,
Ayatollah Ali Khameini.
Angela Merkel, the German Chancellor, repeated the West=E2=80=99s demand th=
at
Iran must stop enriching uranium "without ifs and buts and without
tricks".
She added: "What we are talking about here is a very, very sensitive
technology and so we need a high degree of transparency, which Iran
has failed to provide. If Iran does not do this it risks falling
deeper into isolation."
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