The Husband Store:

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how
the
store operates
1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of
the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

2. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
Floor 1: On the first floor the sign on the door reads: These men have
jobs.
Floor 2: The second floor sign reads: These men have jobs and love
kids.
Floor 3: The third floor sign reads:These men have jobs, Love Kids, and
are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
So she goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead handsome and
help
with housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it.
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead handsome, Help
with
housework and are very romantic.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the
sign
reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456.012 to this floor. There are no men on
this
floor. This floor exist solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Now, to avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New
Wives
Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through the sixth floors have never been visited.

The Husband Store:

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the
store operates
1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

2. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to
go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
Floor 1: On the first floor the sign on the door reads: These men have jobs.
Floor 2: The second floor sign reads: These men have jobs and love kids.
Floor 3: The third floor sign reads:These men have jobs, Love Kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
So she goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead handsome and help
with housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it.
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead handsome, Help with
housework and are very romantic.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456.012 to this floor. There are no men on this
floor. This floor exist solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Now, to avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives
Store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through the sixth floors have never been visited.