costume change in th carpark
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i wrote yesterday
in my diary
th girls notice th
costume changes
arriving in th fortitude valley
sitting in my car
sucking down a bourbon and
smoking a joint
this girl
drops her dacks
twenty feet in front of me
she hasnt seen me
or
heard th music blaring
"or just doesnt fuckin care"
and affects a costume change
she did stop
midway
and peer at th car
wot do i do ?
turn th lights on or
nothing
rode past her on my unicycle
and her two male companions
five mintues later
on my way into th valley
and they all three
had a few nice comments to make
i'll take th first one thanks
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watching
time trip
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do th things in th future
already exist ?
"yes"
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i'm going to see
a girl doing a costume change
i get
a negative vision of this
opposites
and i'm writing
several hours before th event
that girls see me
doing a costume change
but i
see
a girl doing a costume change
although i did
write th muso's see it
and i was goin drumming
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why
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"or just coincidence"
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in new orleans
he said
they'd need
armed soldiers to bring peace
in th fall of 2005
throw yur machine away dude
yu dont need it
yur just psychic
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back in new orleans
and they're talkin
voodoo
i look across
my sunday paper open to
an article called
buried treasure
about new orleans
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canned heat
'going up the country'(woodstock)
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why does
th future
present itself to me
backwards
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ocassionaly i invert it
before
writing it down
to be read
experience though
tells me to leave it as it is
like th oracle of delphi
i
the oracle of kuta
have to tell th future
in riddles
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instead of
predicting
paul mc cartney wil have another child
i pick a date
that he will die
posting it to a newsgroup
i also find
london time
is not my time
thursday here
i see britain on television
your wednesday
i'm a day out
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the red hot chill peppers
'track no09'
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sidewinder- lyric
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keeps th sceptics happy though
i dont boldy write
london
will be bombed
on or about
july seven
but a mixmash of clues and
you fuckers wont listen anyway
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so i
ask my god
in an internet
newsgroup server
do somethin about
these fuckers who bombed our kuta beach pl
give us a sign god
get up th next morning and
northern pakistan has been rocked by a
massive earthquake
i figure
my subconscious
tryin to tell me th future
in a way i can understand
so many eyes point to that region
for th islamic terrorist problem
could this be
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kylie minogue
'chocolate'
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so ok
i see th future in
what appears to be
negatives
but in a way
it protects me from
th future i see
in your own time
you can tboldy
predict th future
nostradamus had th same problem
"i give dates though"
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at least within a day
no
master time track
that news reports are
recorded in
to make things
easier for us pysychics
wot fuckin time is it
now ?
if i'm communicating to
YOU
for me it's
sunday night
half nine and
i'm struggling with time
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scuse i
..
..
..
is my subconcious
manipulating th facts
to make it less
painful for th user
or is this
the nature of time
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i have enough events now
in server records
to prove
future history as fact
clairvoyance
but am i any closer
to understanding it
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kylie minogue
'sweet music'
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maybe kylie
it doesnt seem it
today
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th costume change
event
no good to an
outside observer
nophots and
all in one page
not two posts
my prediction
then going out singina nd entertaining
street entertainer
and seeing
amazing *****
and hten write it all down
in my linear diary i dont go back
and ***** with
so no
a good example for
proof
for outside
but yes
a fuckin good example for proof
for inside
screw YOU
i wa sled to write what i did
in my page yesterday titled
refresh
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refresh my memory
it extends forwards
and backwards
in time
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i know i'm onto something
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it works
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tatu
'all the things you said'
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are behind me
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i'm now
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it's never enough girls
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i have no wish to listen to negative
anymore than
a movie star reads all th reviews
before someone else has gone thru them
eliminating rubbish
you will not affect
my gift
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being hypersensitive
in six senses
i very carefully
monitor what goes
in
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a week before
th last kuta beach bombings
i was
ah *****
is it gunna kill me this time
psychically
always with th
seven days
why seven days
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i refine
i train my gift
i pray it wont destroy me
but know it will
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sister2sister
'what's a girl to do'
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i could run from it now
stop publishing
that wont stop th visions
or th torrent of words
that speak of th visions
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wot purpose ?
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yeah i could setup
as a psychic
liek many before me
charge money for psychic predictions
prostitutes my gift
and liek anyhting to do woith
money
th money becomes more important
than th
job
seen what yur doctor drives lately ?
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gorillaz
'feel good inc'
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can i lose this
pak protector mode
so many science fiction novels
in my memory
species protection from our enemies
might not bee your problem
it is mine
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i know
th value of my gift
and know
good and bad
in every thing
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you cant attack
that which is not
before you
if
it has foreseen you coming
and moved
before you
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how do we protect th sensitives ?
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still human
still have rights
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the verve
'catching the butterfly'
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and hard to find
and catch
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not all
jump up and down
and
scream
you stupid dumb fucks
here is truth
and yeah
you cant handle th fucking truth
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which is why
purple named me
one of many
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i leave enough tracks
you can find my person
i leave enough tracks
other ppl can study my methods
i leave enough tracks
and shift them via sneaker net
i run a religion
based on truth
with no
temples
no churches
and no followers
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kuta has only one
aim
to clearly label
truth
as truth
but truth
as experiment shows
is awful slippery
and open to
interpretation
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so th working out is passed
along
and th
original visions for th future
are passed in their original form
so
you have choices
did i
know th pakistan earthquake was goin to happen
or is god real
god's amnmswered me nbfore
in similar circumstances
in servers of course
and logged
or is all of it
coincidence
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a mighty word
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machine gun fellatio
'my ex girlfriends boyrfriends got a band'
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purple
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ex girlfriend
scuse i
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i'll ring ya tomorrow jane
a little lost
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coincidence
also explains
im fuckin sick of
predicting
mass death
i'll return
in six months
december 25
came back early of course
and writin clues to
a big splash
turned out to be
a tsunami
taking out aceh
december 26
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just coincidence
click on th little
x in th top right corner and
it'll all go away
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for YOU anyway
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kevin bloody wilson
'sunday morning'
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th pot runs out tonight so
i dont talk to girls
less im stoned
got weird testicles
so umm
later in th week i expect
..
..
..
love ya hard
..
..
..
paulie
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p.s.
everything
happens for a purpose
yeah ok
just umm
what about free will ?
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i feel th pressure sometimes
how many ppl read my words
now
and in th future
picky ppl
and others
with opinions of their own
are YOu relevant to my experiment ?
no
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the black eyed peas with justin timberlake
'where is the love'
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biggest problem of course
for a psychic of even moderate ability
is
all th negative views held by
so much of humanity
who believe
that ALL of it is
poppycock
or worse
wish i could believe that
i've made
one tiny little movement
of my little toe
in understanding my gift
in for years of researching it
yeah it's better
better trained
more reliable
operant conditioning
in both meanings
could classify myself as an operant psychic
although
to a future
not too distant
i am an infant
lost in
alternating darkness and light
living in a blind world
surrounded by
masses of you fuckers
who dont belive
and deride
and affect me
but
that cant last forever
exposure
would
do horrid things to my gift
and my sensitivity would
be tested
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the black eyed peas
'the boogie that be'
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i care that
that future i see
even if only glimmered
backwards
is more important
than me
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th big picture
keeps me looking
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"where'd th pink hairtie come from jenny ?"
i dunno
just zapped downstairs to make a cuppa
and just seen it
"i was lookin for a second hairtie yesterday"
"it was not on th bed"
is it relevant ?
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queen
'bohemian rhapsody'
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human sensiblity says no
real life experience of th psychic world says
anything you feel led
to write
you shoudl write
and not question
otherwise
you dont get those
happy accidents ike last night
th girls always
catch my costume changes
shoot in to the fortitude valley to go singing and
catch a girl doing a costume change
right where i park
and in my field of vision
a girl droppin her pants in th church carpark
to slip on a tiny little dress
so you goin dancin or what sweetie ?
was probly a bit short for
goin out to dinner
so it probly made sense
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it makes sense to me
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hi
how are ya ?
apparently
he's introduced me as th wizard
of this here
fortitude valley
didnt tell you guys about th
chick in th carpark
sorry rock spider dude
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a guy passed me a joint
smiled and recalled th last one
jess sayin
i've never seen that
i come back froma unciycle ride to th car and
a guy pull sup
and gives me a joint
ya have now jess
<<<smiel >>>
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harvey danger
'flagpole sitta'
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im already a legend in real life
and already uncomfortable
with being called a legend
in real life
passing th cab rank at
three o clock this morning
bunch of boys calling out to me
give us a skid man
they know me
i comply
and
a beautiful unicycle
skid
leaves a trail of rubber on th ground
and another gorgeous girl
calls me a legend
yeah ok
just like
where's yur other wheel ?
i've heard it so many times it's
yeah ok
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i dont care how fuckin gorgeous she is
if she says
where yur other wheel ?
i'm rollin away
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nirvana
'something in the way'
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not good to be a legend
anywhere
but especially
australia
th tall poppy syndrome
so entrenched
th masses
seek to be
second
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"no mass"
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my free will
so limited
th only
free will i see
is my car breaks down in my driveway
99% of th time
and even that
could just be good karma
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th good karma test
i tried it
drive
dont fillt h jerry can
dont fill th car
when th car stops
start walking
you count th steps
you walk
to get to th service station
and back to yur car
except for crossing th road
which i dont count
is a sideways step
my result was
fifteen steps in five kilometres
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bjork
'violently happy'
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you have to give
th distance to th service station
and th distance actually walked
two trucks stopped to offer me a lift
pretty well
as soon as i started my journey
in both directions
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i hope this
makes things clearer
being born on th day of clarity
i dont express much
clarity...
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