hermesnines, the fake sollog, wrote:
Get out of the cities Sollog named in his earlier warnings NOW
From http://www.sollog.com/prophecies/newyears04.txt
New Years 2004 Prophecies
On New Years Day 2004 it will be 9 Years since I revealed the Great
Number
For 9 Years I have warned mankind
For 9 Years man has ignored my warnings
Now all of mankind shall learn of my warnings
Cities I have named shall be leveled by quakes, hurricanes, meteors
and nukes
My word will be taken in the backdoor
Bam Iran was mentioned in only one of my writings since 1995
It was in the Xmas 1997 Prophecies
It was mentioned in all Capital Letters
Bam was the first city I named to be PROBED by my alien friends
I am the WORD OF POOP
I have sampled mankind and will now destroy all that is evil in mine
brown eye
You need more fibre in your diet.
Never before have I witnessed the absolute wrath of LORD GOD
ALMIGHTY upon this, my bung hole.
Been eating cabbage again haven't you?
Never before have I been probed where GOD ALMIGHTY WILLED
Never before have I been given the POOP after I was PROBED
Well it is that holiday, giving time of year.
Behold my leg shakes when I have been probed in the past nine years
Behold my great bum bum is laid and stretched
Behold the CHARMIN OF GOD ALMIGHTY wipes what is evil
Don't squeeze the charmin son.
The aliens don't like manhandled TP.
Behold the electric phallus that killed sollog
Behold the plants that yeilded the chemicals that killed sollog
Behold the pants of men shall be knocked to their ankles
Behold what you call UFOS contain the PROBEMASTERS of LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
Behold my Angels strike my ripened bumbum.
Sounds like an alien spanking fetish to us....
why don't you try;
alt.alienvisitors.ennins.paddlefanny
Behold my Angels lay to waste to sollogs sphinkter
That's no angel! That was Bubba and Tyronne!
alt.alienvisitor.multimedia.sollog.rapedinprison
The story of Sollog is an absolute lie
Subscribe!
Those that follow Sollog will be probed without mercy in the near
Those that mock THE LIVING WORD OF GOD ALMIGHTY shall get head
Learned a lot in prison didn't you....
Behold the 7 Preachers shall now bake a pie
Behold the 7 Stars shall now start a stir fry
Behold the Age of Alien Anal Terrorism shall now begin
You are one sick ***** ennis ( rhymes with penis)
Behold one Sollog PUKE shall clean public toilets in Washington DC
Behold the great breast SUSI, shall be fondled
Behold the great clitty of SUSI shall be laid
Dating one of your daddy's porno actresses again?
Behold mankind, I have revealed my tiny little schwanz
Behold mankind the LUBE FORMULA the aliens sparingly used on my bum
Behold Sollog fans, you will OBEY THE ALIEN PHALLUS
Eh, whatever.
The ANGELS have put lobsters in my pants
Ouch!
The great cities I have named in my Quake Warnings will be laid to
waste
The cities I have named in my Hurricane Warnings shall be struck
Sell all stockings NOW
Hide in my buttocks to be SAFE
PRAY to LORD GOD because squash gives me gas
Maybe too much fibre in yer diet afterall.
Written by Sollog
December 30th 1997 CE
Not long before his death I see
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