The Reptiles Could Be Watching You
by Jess Miller
Just after the Gulf War I was at my home, then in London, when the
phone rang and a Canadian fishing guide - who I had never heard of -
asked if I had one of the fishing reels named after his grandfather. I
did indeed have one in my collection, but it was not for sale. However
he continued to tell me how desperate he was to buy it and so I quoted
him what I thought was a high price. Not having the money to be able
to purchase it, he then offered to guide me for a week on British
Columbia's Dean River in exchange for the reel.
I had fished the Dean many years previously and a wondrous river and
superbly powerful place it is too, with forested mountains rising from
the often green, glacial river and Grizzly and Black Bears all over
the place. Wild and powerful is how I would describe it and the
Steelhead that run the Dean are some of the finest British Columbia
has to offer. Well I was going to visit a friend in Vancouver anyway
and so I agreed to the guide's proposition.
So in time there we were camped in single tents on the banks of the
Dean. We had flown in from Bella Coola to the tiny gravel airstrip and
then had a drive over a really rough track up to where we had decided
to camp and began to fish immediately.
On the second day the guide said to me,
"I want you to meet ***** Cheney."
I was taken aback and looked at him for an explanation.
"You know, ***** Cheney, the ex-U.S. Secretary of Defence." Well I of
course knew who Cheney was, but we were miles into the wilderness of
British Columbia in amongst the bears, so what the hell was this guy
on about?
"He's coming in as we go out and I want you to meet him."
That was all that was said, I just shrugged and began to wonder
whether the guide had a full set of marbles. We continued fishing and
what with all the bear activity and releasing spectacular Steelhead
back into the Dean, the Cheney proposition completely left my mind. So
the week ended and we arrived back at the gravel airstrip to find a
light plane being unloaded by a couple of guys and another fellow
standing to one side, dressed in a sort of overcoat, not the type of
thing you go into the wilderness of British Columbia wearing. This man
made a beeline for my guide and they turned away from me and engaged
in a seemingly deeply serious and somewhat animated discussion.
Having been brought up to have manners I moved off two or three metres
and stood patiently waiting until they had finished. Meanwhile the two
who were unloading the plane were not happy about my doing this and
one in particular kept eyeing me until eventually he stopped doing
what he was doing and stood and looked at me. I just smiled, feeling a
little awkward and also feeling that in a moment he was going to start
something. His attitude was hostile and I was beginning to feel that
something was really wrong when my guide and the other man turned to
me.
"Oh, and this is Jess Miller from London. Jess Miller, ***** Cheney."
I held out my hand as it dawned on me that it was Cheney and said,
"Pleased to meet you, Mr. Cheney. You'll be pleased to hear that I've
left you some Steelhead in the river because that's what we Englishmen
like to do for our fellow human beings." I don't know why I said it,
it just came out, but I'm always joking when I'm fishing, that's the
way I am.
Cheney was facing me, but never looked me in the eyes, instead he
looked steadfastly at my solar plexus, grunted at my remark and then
looked at the ground at our feet. A few seconds later he walked over
to his two companions and that was my one and only meeting with *****
Cheney ended and I must say I was glad that it was. I had felt
awkward, uncomfortable and uneasy around him.
I put it out of my mind and we flew out back to Bella Coola.
It stayed out of my mind for the years afterwards as my life turned
into a nightmarish procession of evil people ripping me off and
gradually my finances waned to almost nothing. I was ill quite a lot
and homeopathy helped me greatly. Finally I was poisoned in a murder
attempt and the people made off owing me a large amount of money,
which I will never see again. I survived full blown clinical
depression, brought on by the arsenic based biological agent I had
been administered, much to my toxicologist's amazement, but at least I
am alive and happily starting out again from a zero financial base.
Then, around June 1999, I was told about David Icke and I got hold of
some of his books and read them. I had only heard about him previously
around 1990 when he had undergone some sort of revelation and the
British Establishment took him apart on television, about which I
remember feeling uncomfortable at the time. Since then I had heard
nothing more of him. I dropped The Biggest Secret three times whilst
reading it and I'm not that clumsy. When Cheney was mentioned (in a
dark light) it all came flooding back to me and I began to think more
and more about what had happened and I remembered a couple of
astonishing things.
When we had been fishing the Dean the guide had told me that when
Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait, Cheney and his two Navy SEALS had been
on the Dean. Cheney had run the war right from the Dean using a
briefcase satellite communication system whilst they flew him out to
Bella Coola, where a US fighter was waiting to fly him into
Washington.
It also dawned on me, with a sickening shock that made me re-examine
everything in even more detail, that when Saddam went into Kuwait and
Cheney was on the Dean, I had been ski-ing at Kelowna in the interior
of British Columbia, just a few hundred miles from the Dean, and I had
injured my back and had sat and watched the first six days of the war
on CNN.
I began to realise that I had been close to Cheney at that time as
well and that the guide had inveigled me back to the Dean specifically
to meet Cheney. But why? Why me, a total no nobody? I decided to try
and meet David Icke and ask him.
My first attempt was on a Cape Talk radio programme (South Africa)
that was a disaster, but which I now realise completely benefited
David Icke by getting people who were sitting on the fence about his
views about our world to come down on his side. I called into the
programme and put the Cheney meeting to him, but the idiot interviewer
who was doing her best to wreck his getting his message out, never let
him reply, which not only annoyed me but a lot of other people, thus
persuading them to Icke's cause.
As I am not easily stopped from doing things that I set my mind on I
went to David Icke's book signing at the Cape Town Waterfront, where I
managed to sit and talk to him for some ten minutes. He seemed affable
and was interested as soon as I mentioned Cheney. When I told him
Cheney had been on the Dean a previous time, when Saddam went into
Kuwait, he immediately said to me,
"Cheney must go to this Dean River to get something, there is some
power there that he needs. Draw me a map of where it is and describe
it to me."
I did so and described the awesome mountains rising from the river,
creating a valley that makes its own weather. Then I asked the
question he had been unable to answer on the radio programme,
"My question was, David, can a Reptilian - which you might call a full
Reptilian bloodline - by touching a real human being (which I believe
I am) somehow alter their magnetic/electrical output, which we call
our aura, and in some way make the person easily found and more
accessible to lesser bloodlines who wish to do them harm?"
"Of course they can, they have the ancient knowledge that they've
stopped the rest of us from having," was his immediate reply.
"So that's probably how all these evil people were able to locate me
and take me right down." I said to myself. "But why?"
If you have any personal knowledge about ***** Cheney or about the Dean
River - North of Vancouver then North of Bella Coola - please get in
touch with me in the strictest confidence. I am:
Lifetraveller@lifetravellers.com
Some eighteen months ago the same guide suddenly tried to get in touch
with me again, but was blocked by a friend of mine. I wonder what he
wanted, because at that time I was almost exiting this world via the
depths of clinical depression.
I have recently met someone who became ill with poisoning after
shaking hands with Bill Clinton and Al Gore. This person has also told
me that Kerry Packer, the Australian media magnate, is a Reptilian. Do
you have any input on this?
Aftermath:
During clinical depression I was suffering from pain in my solar
plexus. Dreadful pain it was and it would not lessen. I lost a huge
amount of weight and couldn't sleep for months. I was cured in part by
a genius Chakra healer who, with no prior knowledge, identified my
chest/emotional Chakra as 'missing' and healed me so that today I am
complete once more.
Cheney stared at that Chakra and then at the ground, as if
concentrating his mind on something.
Can you help with any input? If so please get in touch with me.
LifeTraveller.
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05 Feb 2005 06:00:03 AM |
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<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
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LOL david icke, self elected son of God, yeah just the sort
of nut idiots like you and millar would believe ;0)
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krib
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05 Feb 2005 08:24:48 AM |
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*HIS* Elect Wrote:
*KRIB* "HAS" *MUCH* "SAY" *ABOUT* "NOTHING" *AND* "THE" *KRIB* "IS"
*GOING* "TO" *BE* "REMOVED" *FROM* "EVER" *SPREADING* "LIES" *AND*
"HIS" *ACTS* "OF" *ABOMINATION* "OUT" *OF* "THIS" *GARDEN* "AND" *THIS*
"KINGDOM" *FOR* "ETERNITY", *UNDERSTAND* "GENTILE"??? *YOU* "WILL"
*AND* "I" *AM* "JUST" *THE* "MAN" *TO* "DO" *IT* "AS" *I* "HAVE" *NO*
"OTHER" *MISSION* "THAN" *TO* "BRING" *THE* "SCOURGE" *TO* "JUSTICE"!!!
*UM* "BUH" *BYE* "SCOURGE"...
*HIS* "ELECT" *BRINGS* "JUDGMENT" *UNTO* "TRUTH" *TO* "THE"
*GENTILES*!!!
P.S. *WHEN* "MY" *WORDS* "PROVE" *TRUE* "YOU" *WILL* "REMEMBER" *MY*
"WARNING" *TO* "YOUR" *BOOK* "OF" *LIFE*!!!
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05 Feb 2005 10:19:53 AM |
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<lightwing07@aol.com> wrote in message
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*THE* Reject Puked:
*AND* "I" *AM* "JUST" *THE* "MAN" *TO* "DO" *IT*
Then do it princess, you keep saying you're going to do it and then you
scuttle away like the lying, fraudulent piece of ***** you are when your
bluff is called.
"AS" *I* "HAVE" *NO* "OTHER" *MISSION* "THAN"
To act like the mentally subnormal idiot you are?
*UM* "BUH" *BYE* "SCOURGE"...
Another failure princess, you're in great company here ;0)
P.S. *WHEN* "MY" *WORDS* "PROVE" *TRUE* "YOU" *WILL* "REMEMBER" *MY*
"WARNING" *TO* "YOUR" *BOOK* "OF" *LIFE*!!!
Which won't happen being as you're a liar, a fraud and a failure,
let me introduce to millar, gusk, turi, min, ennis and a whole host
of similar big mouthed failures, you'll get on well I'm sure ;0)
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krib
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05 Feb 2005 01:08:29 PM |
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Do it - do me - do us - dodo!
ENESSA QUA ONNICA
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05 Feb 2005 05:07:03 AM |
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 12:00:03 GMT, "Krib" <kribuk@gmailREMOVECAPS.com>
wrote:
<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
news:61r801h05s4721dh7rk9qsucuej43nliga@4ax.com...
LOL david icke, self elected son of God, yeah just the sort
of nut idiots like you and millar would believe ;0)
Where does it say I believed it KribShit? Have another look at the
subject line...do you see a question mark there?????? Or are you just
here to flap your gums with irrelevant dribble? Oh yeah tht's right
you are lower than that aren't you *****. Hahahahaha
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05 Feb 2005 10:27:32 AM |
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<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
news:o2a9015uvvug2vojk117usfb5beb82veru@4ax.com...
LOL david icke, self elected son of God, yeah just the sort
of nut idiots like you and millar would believe ;0)
Where does it say I believed it KribShit? Have another look at the
subject line...do you see a question mark there??????
Don't have the guts to defend your laughable opinion porky?
You believe it, you're dumb enough to believe all the ***** you post
just like your crap about chemtrails and your hatred of the USA.
So you pretend you don't believe it 'cos even a moronic piece of
snail ***** like you is embarrassed by such odious crap.
Or are you just here to flap your gums with irrelevant dribble?
Oh yeah tht's right you are lower than that aren't you *****.
And yet I look down and you're still beneath ;0)
I'm defending truth, justice and the American way didn't you
know porky? fat little sweaty runts like you need to be protected
from the lies and ***** you so stupidly believe. No thanks are
necessary porky, just your regular killfiling of me is enough ;0)
--
krib
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05 Feb 2005 05:51:39 AM |
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 16:27:32 GMT, "Krib" <kribuk@gmailREMOVECAPS.com>
wrote:
<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
news:o2a9015uvvug2vojk117usfb5beb82veru@4ax.com...
LOL david icke, self elected son of God, yeah just the sort
of nut idiots like you and millar would believe ;0)
Where does it say I believed it KribShit? Have another look at the
subject line...do you see a question mark there??????
Don't have the guts to defend your laughable opinion porky?
Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
So you pretend you don't believe it 'cos even a moronic piece of
snail ***** like you is embarrassed by such odious crap.
I have a hard time with the reptile part, but not the intentions
behind it. You dumb fucking Americans have had your heads stuck in the
sand so long you don't believe anything other than what your
propoganda government and media spews.
I'm defending truth, justice and the American way
Hahahahahahahaha, American way, Hahahahahahahahaha. And just what is
the American way? Killing innocent women and children, stealing every
one else's oil, property, and freedom. You must be real proud to be an
AMERICUNT. Hahahahahah, give it up Kribshit you can't rattle me with
your blatant ignorance.
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05 Feb 2005 03:16:05 PM |
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<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
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Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating ***** or
crap about reptilian people, no wonder is it porky? or maybe it's
because you've pretended to killfile me 4 times to date eh?
I have a hard time with the reptile part, but not the intentions
behind it.
Yeah you'll suck down any ***** as long as it contains a little something
of anti-US fervour to feed your bigotry, no matter how stupid or
ridiculous it is you'll bite.
You dumb fucking Americans have had your heads stuck in the
sand so long you don't believe anything other than what your
propoganda government and media spews.
Yeah all of us Americans are like that, especially my type of American.
I'm defending truth, justice and the American way
Hahahahahahahaha, American way, Hahahahahahahahaha. And just what is
the American way? Killing innocent women and children, stealing every
one else's oil, property, and freedom. You must be real proud to be an
AMERICUNT.
You're as pathetic as snipping as your mirror image tony is, you seem
to have missed this bit sweatball...
'fat little sweaty runts like you need to be protected
from the lies and ***** you so stupidly believe. No thanks are
necessary porky, just your regular killfiling of me is enough ;0)'
You're welcome porky, just seeing you having to snip desperately
is thanks enough ;0)
Hahahahahah, give it up Kribshit you can't rattle me with
your blatant ignorance.
Nah you got ignorance covered lardy, I just need to point out how
full of ***** you are and you freak as always ;0)
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krib
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06 Feb 2005 07:55:01 AM |
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<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
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Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating *****
You must be a different Krib than who usually posts here.
Tony
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07 Feb 2005 02:36:12 PM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
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Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating *****
You must be a different Krib than who usually posts here.
Hear that snapping sound tony? that was my rib breaking with
hilarity at your lie ;0)
Remember how you ran away like a diarrhitic camel when you were
challenged over this lie before tony?
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=GeUyd.3210%24RL4.2561%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=FeUyd.3206%24RL4.1820%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=FeUyd.3208%24RL4.122%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=FeUyd.3207%24RL4.2931%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=EeUyd.3203%24RL4.1201%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
If you ever stop back peddling try answering these two, they have your
hallmark yellow slime trail running away from them...
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=WJMMd.331%24ZT3.229%40newsfe2-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=WJMMd.330%24ZT3.146%40newsfe2-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
Let me know if you want any more links, there are hundreds and not
just from my posts but from everyone in here who uses you as the
ignorant doormat you are.
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krib
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08 Feb 2005 12:53:27 PM |
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"Krib" <kribuk@gmailREMOVECAPS.com> wrote in message
news:0jQNd.749$Db1.283@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1107698067.3328afea5ac94bd0265c9148d00cf422@teranews...
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating *****
You must be a different Krib than who usually posts here.
Hear that snapping sound tony? that was my rib breaking with
hilarity at your lie ;0)
Remember how you ran away like a diarrhitic camel when you were
challenged over this lie before tony?
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=GeUyd.3210%24RL4.2561%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=FeUyd.3206%24RL4.1820%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=FeUyd.3208%24RL4.122%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=FeUyd.3207%24RL4.2931%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=EeUyd.3203%24RL4.1201%40newsfe1-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
If you ever stop back peddling try answering these two, they have your
hallmark yellow slime trail running away from them...
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=WJMMd.331%24ZT3.229%40newsfe2-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
http://www.google.co.uk/groups?selm=WJMMd.330%24ZT3.146%40newsfe2-win.ntli.net&output=gplain
Let me know if you want any more links, there are hundreds and not
just from my posts but from everyone in here who uses you as the
ignorant doormat you are.
What? don't want to discuss your lies? are you afraid the millions of silent
lurkers that hang on your every announcement will see you for the lying
scumbag
you really are? oooer ;0)
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krib
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| User: "Nonsequiturlexa" |
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07 Feb 2005 08:30:13 PM |
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That reminds me of a space alien racial joke.
Why do the alien reptoids go WAP when
you throw them against a brick wall?
Because they are oiler than the Greys.
Just in case the Reptiles
are watching now -- I'm
having Norwegin tacos
for dinner -- which I here
is their FAV food.
Patron Saint of the Internet
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06 Feb 2005 08:32:24 AM |
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wrote:
<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
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Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating *****
You must be a different Krib than who usually posts here.
Tony
Why don't you SHUT UP, moron?
Jane
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06 Feb 2005 09:45:01 AM |
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"Jane" <pusslickue@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42062a4e.202666859@ct-news.iafrica.com...
itwill@happen.com wrote:
<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
news:6ec90154gimad7lc5ase7tj6h9gdonadgg@4ax.com...
Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating *****
You must be a different Krib than who usually posts here.
Tony
Why don't you SHUT UP, moron?
Jane
Check the header, Tony. Not me.
Grantland, why don't you lobotomize yourself?
Jane
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07 Feb 2005 07:06:10 AM |
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"Jane" <pusslickue@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42062a4e.202666859@ct-news.iafrica.com...
itwill@happen.com wrote:
<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
news:6ec90154gimad7lc5ase7tj6h9gdonadgg@4ax.com...
Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating *****
You must be a different Krib than who usually posts here.
Tony
Why don't you SHUT UP, moron?
Jane
Check the header, Tony. Not me.
I know. :-)
Grantland, why don't you lobotomize yourself?
Jane
You mean he hasn't already?
Tony
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07 Feb 2005 10:23:45 PM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1107781539.b5d1207e1fa5152a860c568c9f273313@teranews...
"Jane" <pusslickue@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:42062a4e.202666859@ct-news.iafrica.com...
itwill@happen.com wrote:
<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
news:6ec90154gimad7lc5ase7tj6h9gdonadgg@4ax.com...
Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to
see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating *****
You must be a different Krib than who usually posts here.
Tony
Why don't you SHUT UP, moron?
Jane
Check the header, Tony. Not me.
I know. :-)
Grantland, why don't you lobotomize yourself?
Jane
You mean he hasn't already?
Tony
Good point!
Jane
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06 Feb 2005 12:22:59 AM |
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On Sat, 05 Feb 2005 21:16:05 GMT, "Krib" <kribuk@gmailREMOVECAPS.com>
wrote:
<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
news:6ec90154gimad7lc5ase7tj6h9gdonadgg@4ax.com...
Bertter entertainment than you spew there Kribshit. I have yet to see
you post anything of intelligence or relevance.
Probably because my posts don't contain any USA hating ***** or
crap about reptilian people, no wonder is it porky? or maybe it's
because you've pretended to killfile me 4 times to date eh?
Make it 5 dickwad. SPLONK!!!!
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| User: "Krib" |
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07 Feb 2005 02:36:12 PM |
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<Zak@home.com> wrote in message
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Make it 5 dickwad. SPLONK!!!!
Oh help I've been pretend killfiled again by a fat, greasy
sweatball of a moron.
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krib (5-0)
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07 Feb 2005 04:11:45 PM |
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It must be the Moon, oh is not some S.O.L. in the corpus today?
Planet wide no less, what an exchange starts with trivia and
degenerates into who Hates America most today, oh and who is the
biggest dickwad this week.
My skin has gone orange and scaly and I want to romp around the swamp!
Go Anna.
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Using LSD to Imprint the
Tibetan-Buddhist Experience
by Dr. Timothy Leary,Ph.D.
A Guide to Successful Psychedelic Experience
1. Planning a Session
2. Preparation
3. Some Practical Recommendations
4. The Setting
5. The Psychedelic Guide
6. The Period of Ego Loss or Non-Game Ecstasy
Having read this preparatory manual one can immediately recognize
symptoms and experiences that might otherwise be terrifying, only because
of lack of understanding. Recognition is the key word. Recognizing and
locating the level of consciousness. This guidebook may also be used to
avoid paranoid trips or to regain transcendence if it has been lost. If the
experience starts with light, peace, mystic unity, understanding, and
continues along this path, then there is no need to remember the manual or
have it reread to you. Like a road map, consult it only when lost, or when
you wish to change course.
Planning a Session
What is the goal? Classic Hinduism suggests four possibilities:
1. Increased personal power, intellectual understanding, sharpened
insight into self and culture, improvement of life situation,
accelerated learning, professional growth.
2. Duty, help of others, providing care, rehabilitation, rebirth for fellow
men.
3. Fun, sensuous enjoyment, esthetic pleasure, interpersonal closeness,
pure experience.
4. Trancendence, liberation from ego and space-time limits; attainment
of mystical union.
The manual's primary emphasis on the last goal does not
preclude other goals - in fact, it guarantees their attainment
because illumination requires that the person be able to step
out beyond problems of personality, role, and professional
status. The initiate can decide beforehand to devote their
psychedelic experience to any of the four goals.
In the extroverted transcendent experience, the self is
ecstatically fused with external objects (e.g., flowers, other
people). In the introverted state, the self is ecstatically fused
with internal life processes (lights, energy waves, bodily events,
biological forms, etc.). Either state may be negative rather than
positive, depending on the voyager's set and setting. For the
extroverted mystic experience, one would bring to the session
candles, pictures, books, incense, music, or recorded passages
to guide the awareness in the desired direction. An introverted
experience requires eliminating all stimulation: no light, no
sound, no smell, no movement.
The mode of communication with other participants should
also be agreed on beforehand, to avoid misinterpretations
during the heightened sensitivity of ego transcendence.
If several people are having a session together, they should
at least be aware of each other's goals. Unexpected or undesired
manipulations can easily "trap" the other voyagers into paranoid
delusions.
Preparation
Psychedelic chemicals are not drugs in the usual sense of the word. There is
no specific somatic or psychological reaction. The better the preparation, the
more ecstatic and relevatory the session. In initial sessions with unprepared
persons, set and setting - particularly the actions of others - are most
important. Long-range set refers to personal history, enduring personality,
the kind of person you are. Your fears, desires, conflicts, guilts, secret
passions, determine how you interpret and manage any psychedelic session.
Perhaps more important are the reflex mechanisms, defenses, protective
maneuvers, typically employed when dealing with anxiety. Flexibility, basic
trust, philosophic faith, human openness, courage, interpersonal warmth,
creativity, allow for fun and easy learning. Rigidity, desire to control,
distrust, cynicism, narrowness, cowardice, coldness, make any new situation
threatening. Most important is insight. The person who has some
understanding of his own machinery, who can recognize when he is not
functioning as he would wish, is better able to adapt to any challenge - even
the sudden collapse of his ego.
Immediate set refers to expections about the session itself.
People naturally tend to impose personal and social
perspectives on any new situation. For example, some illprepared
subjects unconsciously impose a medical model on the
experience. They look for symptoms, interpret each new
sensation in terms of sickness/health, and, if anxiety develops,
demand tranquilizers. Occasionally, ill-planned sessions end in
the subject demanding to see a doctor.
Rebellion against convention may motivate some people who
take the drug. The naive idea of doing something "far out" or
vaguely naughty can cloud the experience.
LSD offers vast possibilities of accelerated learning and
scientific- scholarly research, but for initial sessions, intellectual
reactions can become traps. "Turn your mind off" is the best
advice for novitiates. After you have learned how to move your
consciousness around - into ego loss and back, at will - then
intellectual exercises can be incorporated into the psychedelic
experience. The objective is to free you from your verbal mind
for as long as possible.
Religious expectations invite the same advice. Again, the
subject in early sessions is best advised to float with the stream,
stay "up" as long as possible, and postpone theological
interpretations.
Recreational and esthetic expectations are natural. The
psychedelic experience provides ecstatic moments that dwarf
any personal or cultural game. Pure sensation can capture
awareness. Interpersonal intimacy reaches Himalayan heights.
Esthetic delights - musical, artistic, botanical, natural - are
raised to the millionth power. But ego-game reactions - "I am
having this ecstasy. How lucky I am!" - can prevent the subject
from reaching pure ego loss.
Some Practical Recommendations
The subject should set aside at least three days: a day before the experience,
the session day, and a follow-up day. This scheduling guarantees a reduction
in external pressure and a more sober commitment. Talking to others who
have taken the voyage is excellent preparation, although the hallucinatory
quality of all descriptions should be recognized. Observing a session is
another valuble preliminary.
Reading books about mystical experience and of others'
experiences is another possibility (Aldous Huxley, Alan Watts,
and Gordon Wasson have written powerful accounts). Meditation
is probably the best preparation. Those who have spent time in
a solitary attempt to manage the mind, to eliminate thought and
reach higher stages of concentration, are the best candidates for
a psychedelic session. When the ego loss occurs, they recognize
the process as an eagerly awaited end.
The Setting
First and most important, provide a setting removed from one's usual
interpersonal games, and as free as possible from unforseen distractions and
intrusions. The voyager should make sure that he will not be disturbed;
visitors or a phone call will often jar him into hallucinatory activity. Trust
in
the surroundings and privacy are necessary.
The day after the session should be set aside to let the
experience run its natural course and allow time for reflection
and meditation. A too-hasty return to game involvements will
blur the clarity and reduce the potential for learning. It is very
useful for a group to stay together after the session to share and
exchange experiences.
Many people are more comfortable in the evening, and
consequently their experiences are deeper and richer. The
person should choose the time of day that seems right. Later, he
may wish to experience the difference between night and day
sessions. Similarly, gardens, beaches, forests, and open country
have specific influences that one may or may not wish. The
essential thing is to feel as comfortable as possible, whether in
one's living room or under the night sky. Familiar surroundings
may help one feel confident in hallucinatory periods. If the
session is held indoors, music, lighting, the availablility of food
and drink, should be considered beforehand. Most people report
no hunger during the height of the experience, then later on
prefer simple ancient foods like bread, cheese, wine, and fresh
fruit. The senses are wide open, and the taste and smell of a
fresh orange are unforgetable.
In group sessions, people usually will not feel like walking or
moving very much for long periods, and either beds or
mattresses should be provided. One suggestion is to place the
heads of the beds together to form a star pattern. Perhaps one
may want to place a few beds together and keep one or two
some distance apart for anyone who wishes to remain aside for
some time. The availability of an extra room is desirable for
someone who wishes to be in seclusion.
The Psychedelic Guide
With the cognitive mind suspended, the subject is in a heightened state of
suggestibility. For initial sessions, the guide possesses enormous power to
move consciousness with the slightest gesture or reaction.
The key here is the guide's ability to turn off his own ego and
social games, power needs, and fears - to be there, relaxed,
solid, accepting, secure, to sense all and do nothing except let
the subject know his wise presence.
A psychedelic session lasts up to twelve hours and produces
moments of intense, intense, INTENSE reactivity. The guide
must never be bored, talkative, intellectualizing. He must remain
calm during long periods of swirling mindlessness. He is the
ground control, always there to receive messages and queries
from high-flying aircraft, ready to help negotiate their course
and reach their destination. The guide does not impose his own
games on the voyager. Pilots who have their own flight plan,
their own goals, are reassured to know that an expert is down
there, available for help. But if ground control is harboring his
own motives, manipulating the plane towards selfish goals, the
bond of security and confidence crumbles.
To administer psychedelics without personal experience is
unethical and dangerous. Our studies concluded that almost
every negative LSD reaction has been caused by the guide's fear,
which augmented the transient fear of the subject. When the
guide acts to protect himself, he communicates his concern. If
momentary discomfort or confusion happens, others present
should not be sympathetic or show alarm but stay calm and
restrain their "helping games." In particular, the "doctor" role
should be avoided.
The guide must remain passively sensitive and intuitively
relaxed for several hours - a difficult assignment for most
Westerners. The most certain way to maintain a state of alert
quietism, poised in ready flexability, is for the guide to take a
low dose of the psychedelic with the subject. Routine procedure
is to have one trained person participating in the experience,
and one staff member present without psychedelic aid. The
knowledge that one experienced guide is "up" and keeping the
subject company is of inestimable value: the security of a
trained pilot flying at your wingtip; the scuba diver's security in
the presence of an expert companion.
The less experienced subject will more likely impose
hallucinations. The guide, likely to be in a state of mindless,
blissful flow, is then pulled into the subject's hallucinatory field
and may have difficulty orienting himself. There are no familiar
fixed landmarks, no place to put your foot, no solid concept
upon which to base your thinking. All is flux. Decisive action by
the subject can structure the guide's flow if he has taken a heavy
dose.
The psychedelic guide is literally a neurological liberator,
who provides illumination, who frees men from their lifelong
internal bondage. To be present at the moment of awakening, to
share the ecstatic revelation when the voyager discovers the
wonder and awe of the divine life-process, far outstrips earthly
game ambitions. Awe and gratitude - rather than pride - are the
rewards of this new profession.
The Period of Ego Loss or Non-Game Ecstasy
Success implies very unusual preparation in consciousness expansion, as
well as much calm, compassionate game playing (good karma) on the part of
the participant. If the participant can see and grasp the idea of the empty
mind as soon as the guide reveals it - that is to say, if he has the power to
die
consciously - and, at the supreme moment of quitting the ego, can recognize
the ecstasy that will dawn upon him and become one with it, then all bonds
of illusion are broken asunder immediately: the dreamer is awakened into
reality simultaneously with the mighty achievement of recognition.
It is best if the guru from whom the participant received
guiding instructions is present. But if the guru cannot be
present, then another expert. But if the guru cannot be present,
then another experienced person, or a person the participant
trusts, should be available to read this manual without imposing
any of his own games. Thereby the participant will be put in
mind of what he had previosly heard of the experience.
Liberation is the nervous system devoid of mentalconceptual
redundancy. The mind in its conditioned state,
limited to words and ego games, is continuously in thoughtformation
activity. The nervous system in a state of quiescence,
alert, awake but not active, is comparable to what Buddhists call
the highest state of dhyana (deep meditation). The conscious
recognition of the Clear Light induces an ecstatic condition of
consciousness such as saints and mystics of the West have
called illumination.
The first sign is the glimpsing of the "Clear Light of Reality,
the infallible mind of the pure mystic state" - an awareness of
energy transformations with no imposition of mental categories.
The duration of this state varies, depending on the
individual's experience, security, trust, preparation, and the
surroundings. In those who have a little practical experience of
the tranquil state of non-game awareness, this state can last
from 30 minutes to several hours. Realization of what mystics
call the "Ultimate Truth" is possible, provided that the person
has made sufficient preparation beforehand. Otherwise he
cannot benefit now, and must wander into lower and lower
conditions of hallucinations until he drops back to routine
reality.
It is important to remember that the consciousnessexpansion
is the reverse of the birth process, the ego-loss
experiencee being a temporary ending of game life, a passing
from one state of consciousness into another. Just as an infant
must wake up and learn from experience the nature of this
world, so a person must wake up in this new brilliant world of
consciousness expansion and become familiar with its own
peculiar conditions.
In those heavily dependant on ego games, who dread giving
up control, the illuminated state endures only for a split second.
In some, it lasts as long as the time taken for eating a meal. If
the subject is prepared to diagnose the symptoms of ego-loss,
he needs no outside help at this point. The person about to give
up his ego should be able to recognize the Clear Light. If the
person fails to recognize the onset of ego-loss, he may complain
of strange bodily symptoms that show he has not reached a
liberated state:
1. Bodily pressure
2. Clammy coldness followed by feverish heat
3. Body disintegrating or blown to atoms
4. Pressure on head and ears
5. Tingling in extremities
6. Feelings of body melting or flowing like wax
7. Nausea
8. Trembling or shaking, beginning in pelvic region and spreading up
torso.
The guide or friend should explain that the symptoms
indicate the onset of ego-loss. These physical reactions are signs
heralding transcendence: avoid treating them as symptoms of
illness. The subject should hail stomach messages as a sign that
consciousness is moving around in the body. Experience the
sensation fully, and let consciousness flow on to the next phase.
It is usually more natural to let the subject's attention move
from the stomach and concentrate on breathing and heartbeat.
If this does not free him from nausea, the guide should move the
consciousness to external events - music, walking in the garden,
etc. As a last resort, heave.
The physical symptoms of ego-loss, recognized and
understood, should result in peaceful attainment of illumination.
The simile of a needle balanced and set rolling on a thread is
used by the lamas to elucidate this condition. So long as the
needle retains its balance, it remains on the thread. Eventually,
however, the pull of the ego or external stimulation affects it,
and it falls. In the realm of the Clear Light, similarly, a person in
the ego-transcendent state momentarily enjoys a condition of
perfect equilibrium and oneness. Unfamiliar with such an
ecstatic non-ego state, the average consciousness lacks the
power to function in it. Thoughts of personality, individualized
being, dualism, prevent the realization of nirvana (the "blowing
out of the flame" of fear or selfishness). When the voyager is
clearly in a profound ego-transcendent ecstasy, the wise guide
remains silent.
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Subject: The Reptiles are watching?
From:
Date: 2/4/2005 10:48 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <61r801h05s4721dh7rk9qsucuej43nliga@4ax.com>
The Reptiles Could Be Watching You
by Jess Miller
Just after the Gulf War I was at my home, then in London, when the
phone rang and a Canadian fishing guide - who I had never heard of -
asked if I had one of the fishing reels named after his grandfather. I
did indeed have one in my collection, but it was not for sale. However
he continued to tell me how desperate he was to buy it and so I quoted
him what I thought was a high price. Not having the money to be able
to purchase it, he then offered to guide me for a week on British
Columbia's Dean River in exchange for the reel.
I had fished the Dean many years previously and a wondrous river and
superbly powerful place it is too, with forested mountains rising from
the often green, glacial river and Grizzly and Black Bears all over
the place. Wild and powerful is how I would describe it and the
Steelhead that run the Dean are some of the finest British Columbia
has to offer. Well I was going to visit a friend in Vancouver anyway
and so I agreed to the guide's proposition.
So in time there we were camped in single tents on the banks of the
Dean. We had flown in from Bella Coola to the tiny gravel airstrip and
then had a drive over a really rough track up to where we had decided
to camp and began to fish immediately.
On the second day the guide said to me,
"I want you to meet ***** Cheney."
I was taken aback and looked at him for an explanation.
"You know, ***** Cheney, the ex-U.S. Secretary of Defence." Well I of
course knew who Cheney was, but we were miles into the wilderness of
British Columbia in amongst the bears, so what the hell was this guy
on about?
"He's coming in as we go out and I want you to meet him."
That was all that was said, I just shrugged and began to wonder
whether the guide had a full set of marbles. We continued fishing and
what with all the bear activity and releasing spectacular Steelhead
back into the Dean, the Cheney proposition completely left my mind. So
the week ended and we arrived back at the gravel airstrip to find a
light plane being unloaded by a couple of guys and another fellow
standing to one side, dressed in a sort of overcoat, not the type of
thing you go into the wilderness of British Columbia wearing. This man
made a beeline for my guide and they turned away from me and engaged
in a seemingly deeply serious and somewhat animated discussion.
Having been brought up to have manners I moved off two or three metres
and stood patiently waiting until they had finished. Meanwhile the two
who were unloading the plane were not happy about my doing this and
one in particular kept eyeing me until eventually he stopped doing
what he was doing and stood and looked at me. I just smiled, feeling a
little awkward and also feeling that in a moment he was going to start
something. His attitude was hostile and I was beginning to feel that
something was really wrong when my guide and the other man turned to
me.
"Oh, and this is Jess Miller from London. Jess Miller, ***** Cheney."
I held out my hand as it dawned on me that it was Cheney and said,
"Pleased to meet you, Mr. Cheney. You'll be pleased to hear that I've
left you some Steelhead in the river because that's what we Englishmen
like to do for our fellow human beings." I don't know why I said it,
it just came out, but I'm always joking when I'm fishing, that's the
way I am.
Cheney was facing me, but never looked me in the eyes, instead he
looked steadfastly at my solar plexus, grunted at my remark and then
looked at the ground at our feet. A few seconds later he walked over
to his two companions and that was my one and only meeting with *****
Cheney ended and I must say I was glad that it was. I had felt
awkward, uncomfortable and uneasy around him.
I put it out of my mind and we flew out back to Bella Coola.
It stayed out of my mind for the years afterwards as my life turned
into a nightmarish procession of evil people ripping me off and
gradually my finances waned to almost nothing. I was ill quite a lot
and homeopathy helped me greatly. Finally I was poisoned in a murder
attempt and the people made off owing me a large amount of money,
which I will never see again. I survived full blown clinical
depression, brought on by the arsenic based biological agent I had
been administered, much to my toxicologist's amazement, but at least I
am alive and happily starting out again from a zero financial base.
Then, around June 1999, I was told about David Icke and I got hold of
some of his books and read them. I had only heard about him previously
around 1990 when he had undergone some sort of revelation and the
British Establishment took him apart on television, about which I
remember feeling uncomfortable at the time. Since then I had heard
nothing more of him. I dropped The Biggest Secret three times whilst
reading it and I'm not that clumsy. When Cheney was mentioned (in a
dark light) it all came flooding back to me and I began to think more
and more about what had happened and I remembered a couple of
astonishing things.
When we had been fishing the Dean the guide had told me that when
Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait, Cheney and his two Navy SEALS had been
on the Dean. Cheney had run the war right from the Dean using a
briefcase satellite communication system whilst they flew him out to
Bella Coola, where a US fighter was waiting to fly him into
Washington.
It also dawned on me, with a sickening shock that made me re-examine
everything in even more detail, that when Saddam went into Kuwait and
Cheney was on the Dean, I had been ski-ing at Kelowna in the interior
of British Columbia, just a few hundred miles from the Dean, and I had
injured my back and had sat and watched the first six days of the war
on CNN.
I began to realise that I had been close to Cheney at that time as
well and that the guide had inveigled me back to the Dean specifically
to meet Cheney. But why? Why me, a total no nobody? I decided to try
and meet David Icke and ask him.
My first attempt was on a Cape Talk radio programme (South Africa)
that was a disaster, but which I now realise completely benefited
David Icke by getting people who were sitting on the fence about his
views about our world to come down on his side. I called into the
programme and put the Cheney meeting to him, but the idiot interviewer
who was doing her best to wreck his getting his message out, never let
him reply, which not only annoyed me but a lot of other people, thus
persuading them to Icke's cause.
As I am not easily stopped from doing things that I set my mind on I
went to David Icke's book signing at the Cape Town Waterfront, where I
managed to sit and talk to him for some ten minutes. He seemed affable
and was interested as soon as I mentioned Cheney. When I told him
Cheney had been on the Dean a previous time, when Saddam went into
Kuwait, he immediately said to me,
"Cheney must go to this Dean River to get something, there is some
power there that he needs. Draw me a map of where it is and describe
it to me."
I did so and described the awesome mountains rising from the river,
creating a valley that makes its own weather. Then I asked the
question he had been unable to answer on the radio programme,
"My question was, David, can a Reptilian - which you might call a full
Reptilian bloodline - by touching a real human being (which I believe
I am) somehow alter their magnetic/electrical output, which we call
our aura, and in some way make the person easily found and more
accessible to lesser bloodlines who wish to do them harm?"
"Of course they can, they have the ancient knowledge that they've
stopped the rest of us from having," was his immediate reply.
"So that's probably how all these evil people were able to locate me
and take me right down." I said to myself. "But why?"
If you have any personal knowledge about ***** Cheney or about the Dean
River - North of Vancouver then North of Bella Coola - please get in
touch with me in the strictest confidence. I am:
Lifetraveller@lifetravellers.com
Some eighteen months ago the same guide suddenly tried to get in touch
with me again, but was blocked by a friend of mine. I wonder what he
wanted, because at that time I was almost exiting this world via the
depths of clinical depression.
I have recently met someone who became ill with poisoning after
shaking hands with Bill Clinton and Al Gore. This person has also told
me that Kerry Packer, the Australian media magnate, is a Reptilian. Do
you have any input on this?
Aftermath:
During clinical depression I was suffering from pain in my solar
plexus. Dreadful pain it was and it would not lessen. I lost a huge
amount of weight and couldn't sleep for months. I was cured in part by
a genius Chakra healer who, with no prior knowledge, identified my
chest/emotional Chakra as 'missing' and healed me so that today I am
complete once more.
Cheney stared at that Chakra and then at the ground, as if
concentrating his mind on something.
Can you help with any input? If so please get in touch with me.
LifeTraveller.
That has to be one of the most astounding
posts here I've ever read. It brings back
memories of the mid 50's when I went to
the Saturday morning movies just to see
the most current chapter of Flash Gordon.
Your post is a true keeper that I'm burning
onto a CD - promptly!
BTW, I've never trusted those blue belley lizards that sit on the top of my San
Pedro cactus waiting to catch passing insects
with their sticky tongue.
Have you ever encountered the aliens that
look like a human with a frog head and skin? They can speak English very well.
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05 Feb 2005 01:17:52 PM |
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"Nonsequiturlexa" posed the question;
Have you ever encountered the aliens that
look like a human with a frog head and skin? They can speak English very
well.
Encountered one? Sheesh we Canadians elect and re-elect them into top
political office every four or five years, on average. The current reptilian
in power, Prime Minister Paul Martin speaks English very eloquently, while
his reptilian predecessor Chretien's grasp of both official language was
tenuous at best. But he had a good frog type head, which we found
irresistible.
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05 Feb 2005 01:12:05 PM |
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Dear Zak,
Yes, the Reptilians are watching, watching our every move, waiting for their
moment to make their move on their
unsuspecting...wait...SPLAT!...mmm...gotta luv those greenbottles, so full
of succulent juices yet with the right amount of crunchiness...humans with
whom they mingle amongst, usually unnoticed.
What you don't seem to realize is that there were two Dicks on the Dean that
day, neither of which ever saw fit to dip their rods into that mighty fine
Deep stream, full as it is with cutThroats. There was that Reptilian we like
to call Snarlytoothed Shiftyeyes (behind his back of course) ***** Cheney and
the other reptilian *****, whom we call Slittyeyes Mackenzie, ***** Rumsfeld.
As to how he ended up with that name, I cannot even begin to imagine, as his
eyes look normal enough to me, wait again.....SPLOTT! I do enjoy the taste
of cockroaches in the morning so. Could've done without all the dog hair
though.
I guess the point of this message is, hold on....ZAP! eww...that wasn't even
a bug...PTOOIE!...that while you tell a story like Tokyo Rose (I got the
picture from the stains from your clothes), rambling and pointless as it
was, you're coming dangerously close to being stifled on the orders of the
High Commander Zarkon himself for your recent 'investigations', let alone
baseless...moment...ooh...WAAAPP!!! Oh gnho, my twungue is thtuck inh huh
dowa-hinghe...dang I hehht it win dish happenth. Ah, there it goes, good. I
could've sworn it was a bug.
Anyhow, as I was saying...suggestions you are making involving certain
members of the US cabinet are not going unnoticed by the powers that be, so
we, I mean they have decided to put you on a 24/7 monitoring alert. It was
when you entered those specific 'keywords' you mentioned into the Google
search engine that we were first tipped off, btw. I recommend that you stick
strictly to Bushbashing, as he is obviously the...SPLONNNNG!..got him
at..crunch crunch..last...patsy, fallguy, errr culprit, bad guy in this
whole mess...crunch, slurp. Not too sure what that critter was, but it was
sure might tasty, yep.
BRAAAAAPPP!! Almost time for me to crawl back into my denizen now, before
the human wakes up and takes over the computer. Anyhow, stop Googling those
keywords and publishing the results, or else it's STIFLE TIME. Nothing
personal, btw, as this is strictly business. You do understand that right?
Go to bed now, Zak, it's been a rather long night for both of us, and we
truly need and deserve time to digest all of this, um, information.
Not Jess another Miller eh?
Waiting for the big one in Bella Coola, somewhere in British Columbia
P.S. The Pope, contrary to popular opinion held by most Protestants, is not
a reptile. He is a lawnmower; you can tell him by the way he walks, or at
least 'used to'. That, and if I ever see those two Dicks going down onto the
Deep Dean again, I will personally put trout in their trousers myself,
cutThroat trout. It will be poetic justice as far as I'm concerned.
trundle...trundle...trundle...
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05 Feb 2005 04:19:28 PM |
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I have a high energy radiant solar bug
zapper for sale cheap. I got it at a
Reptilian flea market in Montana.
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05 Feb 2005 10:39:23 AM |
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The Reptiles Could Be Watching You
As I walked past a pet store the other day, I swear
oneof the Chameleons in the tank was eyeing me. ;-)
Tony
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05 Feb 2005 10:43:28 AM |
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The Reptiles Could Be Watching You
by Jess Miller
"Cheney must go to this Dean River to get something, there is some
power there that he needs. Draw me a map of where it is and describe
it to me."
ROFLMAO!!!!
I did so and described the awesome mountains rising from the river,
creating a valley that makes its own weather. Then I asked the
question he had been unable to answer on the radio programme,
"My question was, David, can a Reptilian - which you might call a full
Reptilian bloodline - by touching a real human being (which I believe
I am) somehow alter their magnetic/electrical output, which we call
our aura, and in some way make the person easily found and more
accessible to lesser bloodlines who wish to do them harm?"
"Of course they can, they have the ancient knowledge that they've
stopped the rest of us from having," was his immediate reply.
Come on man, you're killing me over here. LOL!!!
I have recently met someone who became ill with poisoning after
shaking hands with Bill Clinton and Al Gore. This person has also told
me that Kerry Packer, the Australian media magnate, is a Reptilian. Do
you have any input on this.
Best laugh I've had in a long time, thanks.
Tony
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| Title: Re: The Reptiles are watching? |
05 Feb 2005 10:40:30 AM |
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The Reptiles Could Be Watching You
by Jess Miller
When we had been fishing the Dean the guide had told me that when
Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait, Cheney and his two Navy SEALS had been
on the Dean. Cheney had run the war right from the Dean using a
briefcase satellite communication system
Uh-huh, sure he was.
Tony
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