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1:1 This is the Revelation of a New Doctrine, which Double Ewe
received from his base showing the things which must happen soon, which
he sent and made known by his operatives to his servants via FOX,

1:2 Blessed is he who reads many news sources, and keep in mind the
things that are written, for the time is at hand when events once
uncovered are finally seeing the light of day.

1:3 I John Q. Public, your brother and partner with you in
oppression, empire, and faith in the Rule of Law, was on the isle
called Gitmo because of the New Doctrine and the testimony of a Cowboy.


1:4 I was trying to survive yet another day, when I heard behind me a
loud voice, like a trumpet

1:5 saying, "What you see, write in a diary and post to various blogs
and newsgroups."

1:6 I turned to see the voice that spoke with me. Having turned, I
saw the Coalition of the Bribed.

1:7 And among them was a Cowboy, clothed with orange jumpsuit, adorned
with shackles around his wrists and ankles. Yea, did he frog march.

1:8 His head and his hair were unkempt. His eyes were red like a
flame of fire.

1:9 His smelled of oil, as if he had been showering in a refinery.
His voice was like the voice of many waters, all slurred and garbled.
He walked like one drugged.

1:10 He lifted the middle finger of his right hand. Out of his mouth
proceeded a forked tongue. His face was flushed with anger.

1:11 When I saw him, I fell Rolling On The Floor, Laughing.

1:12 He looked down at his shackles, saying, "Don't be amused. I am
the first but not the last, there will be others. I thought I got
away with murder, and behold, I may be condemned forever. Behold, I
have the keys of Death and of Hades.

1:13 Write therefore the things which you have seen in Fallujah, and
the things which are being uncovered in Haditha, and the things which
will happen in Anbar Province hereafter."

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2:1 I looked and saw a door open in the wall, and the first voice
that I heard, like an intercom speaking with me, was saying, "Come up
here, and I will show you the things which must happen after this."

2:2 Immediately I was in the Oval Office. Behold, there was a throne
set in the middle, and a Cowboy sitting on the throne. He wore a big
hat, but boasted no cattle.

2:3 There was a bright yellow carpet on the floor, which cynically
gave the room a sense of optimism.

2:4 Around the throne were twenty-four saddles. On the saddles were
twenty-four pioneers sitting, with crowns of gold on their heads.

2:5 There were seven oil lamps burning before his throne, which are
the Spirits of the Seven Sisters.

2:6 Before the throne was something like a sea of oil. In the midst
of the throne, and around the throne were four creatures full of eyes
before and behind.

2:7 The first creature was like a Central Intelligence , and the
second creature like No Such Agency, and the third creature had a face
like a Negro man who spoke Spanish, and the fourth was like a flying
eagle.

2:8 The four living creatures are full of eyes around about and
within. They have no rest day and night for they suckle off phone
lines.

2:9 As long as the living creatures give information, secrets, and
privileged communications to the Cowboy on the throne, they believe
they will reign forever and ever,

2:10 the twenty-four pioneers fall down before the Cowboy who sits on
the throne, and worship him who doles out contracts, and throw their
crowns before the throne, saying,

2:11 "Worthy are you, Double Ewe, to receive the glory, the honor, and
the power, for we created all things, and because of our desire they
existed, and were created!"

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3:1 I saw, in the right hand of the Cowboy, a Policy written for him
inside and outside, sealed shut with seven seals.

3:2 I heard a loud voice proclaim, "Who is worthy to open the book,
and to break its seals?"

3:3 And I wept much, because no one was found worthy to open the book,
or to look in it.

3:5 A small voice said to me, "Don't weep. Behold, the Lies which
supported this Campaign are overcome; now comes she who opens the book
and its seven seals."

3:6 I saw in the midst of the throne and of the four living creatures,
and in the midst of the pioneers, a child looking as though it had been
slain, wrapped in a bloody blanket.

3:7 Then she rose, and she took the book out of the right hand of the
Cowboy who sat on the throne.

3:8 Now when she had taken the book, the four living creatures and the
twenty-four pioneers fell all over themselves trying to grab the book
back. A great noise was sent out over the airwaves to confuse and
confound.

3:9 Then I saw, and I heard something like a voice of millions around
the throne, the living creatures, and the pioneers; they were marching
and chanting in many tongues;

3:10 saying with a loud voice, "Worthy is the child who has been
killed to receive the power, wealth, wisdom, strength, honor, glory,
and blessing!"

3:11 The four living creatures said, "Damn!" The pioneers fell upon
their cell phones and labored to draw up a new communications strategy.

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4:1 I saw that the Child opened one of the seven seals, and I heard
one of the four living creatures saying, as with a voice of thunder,
"Get Over It Already!"

4:2 And behold, a white horse, and a Cowboy who sat on it had a
microphone. A crown was given to him by a Court, and he came forth
conquering, and to conquer.

4:3 When she opened the second seal, I heard the second living
creature saying, "Terrorist Appeaser!"

4:4 Another came forth, a red horse. To him who sat on it was given
power to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another. There was given to him a great sword.

4:5 When she opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature
saying, "Traitor!" And behold, a black horse, and he who sat on it had
a balance in his hand. His thumb weighed heavy on one scale. Thus,
justice was not dispensed, it was denied.

4:6 I heard a voice in the midst of the four living creatures saying,
"A tax-cut for the haves, and two tax-cuts for the dead! Don't damage
the oil and the wine!"

4:7 When she opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth living
creature saying, "Conspiracy Nut!"

4:8 And behold, a pale horse, and he who sat on it, his name was
Chainee. Halliburton followed with him. Authority over one fourth of
the earth, to kill with the sword, with famine, with death, and by
chemical weapons was given to him.

4:9 When she opened the fifth seal, I saw underneath the throne the
souls of the innocents who had been killed for the War on Terror, and
for the testimony of Double Ewe which they had.

4:10 They cried with a loud voice, saying, "How long before you judge
and avenge our blood on those who dwell on the earth?"

4:11 An orange jumpsuit was given to each of them. They were told
that they should rest yet for a while, until their fellow servants and
their brothers, who would also be killed even as they were, could enjoy
similar liberation.

4:12 I saw when she opened the sixth seal, and there was a great
explosion. The sun came out at night and the world watched with shock
and awe.

4:13 The basis of international law was removed like a scroll when it
is rolled up. Every treaty and accord began to burn.

4:14 The kings of the earth, the princes, the commanding officers, the
rich, the strong, and every slave and free person, looked in
astonishment.

4:15 They turned to each other and I heard one say, "the law of the
jungle has returned; and we know what that means."

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5:1 When she opened the seventh seal, there was silence in Congress
for no one asked them for their advice or consent.

5:2 Then I saw seven Mercenaries and seven RPGs were given to them.

5:3 A Private Military Contractor came and stood over the altar,
having a golden handshake. A contract was given to him, that he should
add it to the bonfire that was before the throne.

5:4 The Mercenaries all signed the contract, and they fulfilled it
with awesome firepower, and threw it around with abandon. There
followed thunder, lightning, and shrapnel.

5:5 The seven Mercenaries who had seven RPGs prepared themselves to
fire.

5:6 The first fired, and there followed depleted uranium, mixed with
blood. One third of the earth was burnt up, and one third of the trees
were burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

5:7 The second fired, and something like liquid fire rained from the
air. One third of the city became blood.

5:8 The third fired, and a great star fell from the sky, burning like
a torch, and it fell on one third of the rivers, and on the springs of
the waters.

5:9 The name of the star is called "Blackwater." Many people died
from the Blackwater, for they drowned in a sea of lead.

5:10 The fourth fired, and new stars appeared in the heavens. Fast
moving and silent, they trained their deadly light on nearby stars and
destroyed them. As those stars exploded, communications ceased.

5:11 I saw, and I heard an eagle, flying in mid heaven, saying with a
loud voice, "Bring `em on!" bold because of the three mercenaries, who
are yet to sound.

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6:1 The fifth mercenary fired, and I saw a private jet drop from the
sky. The key to the pit of the abyss was given to him.

6:2 He opened the pit of the abyss, and power was given to them, as
the scorpions of the earth have power.

6:3 They were given power not to kill, but to torment. Their torment
was like the torment of a scorpion, when it strikes a person.

6:4 In those days people will seek death, and will in no way find it.
They will desire to die, and death will flee from them.

6:5 They have over them as king the angel of the abyss. His name is
"Rendition," but in Latin, he has the name "Torquemada"

6:6 The first woe is past. Behold, there are still two woes coming
after this.

6:7 I heard a voice saying to the sixth mercenary, "Free the four
battalions who are bound at the great river Euphrates!"

6:8 The sixth mercenary fired. The four battalions were freed who had
been prepared for that hour and day and month and year, so that they
might kill one third of mankind.

6:9 One rolled to Fallujah, one rolled to Haditha, one rolled to
Ramadi, and one covered the pipeline, no longer discerning friend from
foe from potential friend or future foes.

6:10 The number of the armies of the horsemen was legion. I heard the
number of them sent to Ramadi alone numbered 1,500 fresh from Kuwait.

6:11 Thus I saw the iron horses in the vision, and those who sat on
them, having breastplates of fiery red, hyacinth blue, and sulfur
yellow; and the heads of lions. Out of their mouths proceed lead,
fire, and depleted uranium. By these three plagues were one third of
mankind killed.

6:12 For the power of the horses is in their mouths, and in their
tails. For their tails are long like serpents, and have heads, and with
them they harm men even at great distances.