the stoners bible is dead
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correction
i cn no longer write it
not bein a stoner anymore
my appa logies
my family
my doctors and
th police
***** that
i'm to blame
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John Lee Hooker
'One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer'
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another bourbon over here
+++
on th plus side
i got up
freemounting my new
36 inch unicycle
which th lack of drugs helped pay for
i got up today 100 percent on th first go
+++
already savin fr th nxt one
five isnt enough
who ever dies with most toys wins
+++
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Powderfinger
'Roll Right By You'
+++
th big bugger rolls divine
pure zen
+++
somebody else has to write th stoners bible
th book of paulie is finished
+++
i live for me now
without th drugs
there can be no other way
+++
i served
six plus yrs
singin on strete croners for next to nowt
+++
it got me nothing
+++
give
ask nothing
receive tenfold
*****
receive nothing
+++
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The Butterfly Effect
'Take It Away'
+++
cept th magic
which i take with me
+++
$913 in fines
th surf unicycle cost me
tryin to take it to th beach
fr a religious ceremony
which we never did
that beach nearly washed away in th latest deluge
only stopped raining here today and
we got more coming
much more
+++
they say we got
two months of water
+++
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Eskimo Joe
'Older Than You'
+++
pick a younger model karma police
leave me be
i know another disaster lies around th corner but
i could never get them to listen to me
+++
NEXT
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David Gray
'The Other Side'
+++
some young
unicycling zen freak
who doesnt have big
attachment to
things
+++
good luck
+++
i had th best xmas in 7 yrs
no drugs but
i didnt run out of food
or alcohol
or money
th best in 7 yrs and
i only made a couple hundred smile son dials
ridin one of my unicycles
+++
now i live for me
+++
that person;s death
doesnt affect me
+++
without th calming drugs i
cant bee bothered
+++
sorry
+++
the witchdoctor of australia
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Beats International
'Dub be good to me'
+++
wont reload
+++
my shrink told me
figure out which characters u wish to keep
+++
i wish to lose th author
of th stoners bible
+++
i cant write it anymore
my book of the stoners bible is finished
it ws only about
truth
+++
i keep th magic i learned
+++
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Nirvana
'Lake of Fire'
+++
frm th nirvana
+++
i'll keep
the kadaitcha man of kuta character
i didnt name me that one
+++
the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
witchdoctor with sore balls
+++
if amrozzi gets off
i reload that character and
do my usual
+++
kuta kills clean with no
trail
jst th words
+++
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The Kinks
'Do It Again'
+++
smile
+++
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Culture Club
'Karma Chameleon'
+++
some other mad stoned bugger will
write their own version
+++
if u want real magic frm it though
u have t write truth
this is much harder than it looks
+++
as hard as writin clues to th song about to play
+++
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The Kinks
'Lola'
+++
didnt get that one
no mind expanding drugs
+++
if a dirty big meteor
falls out of th sky
i wont be under it
and if i am
i care factor
+++
the stoners bible is dead
+++
ok karma cops tell me wot u think
NEXT
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Kylie Minogue
'After Dark'
+++
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+++
Violent Femmes
'Degradation [#]'
+++
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+++
The Cardigans
'Lovefool'
+++
somebody will bee writing it still
somewhere
hidden in plain view and
ignored
+++
hidden in plain sight
+++
another disaster coming
close to home
and i wont be writing th clues
thank kuta
+++
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B2K
'Bump Bump Bump 4'
+++
a plane and water
or so th telly would
thrwo clues at me
dont listen
i dont do th drugs anymore
not reliable
+++
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led zeppelin
'no quarter'
+++
walking side by side with death
lyric
+++
hassle somebody else karma cops
i ws removed
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
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bob marley
'No Woman No Cry'
+++
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+++
Portishead & Massive Attack
'Teardrop'
+++
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Nirvana
'Scoff'
+++
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