http://www.bigego.com/egog/article.php?story=2003082011225630

The White House Resume

Forgive me for the political post - but please read and for god sakes
refute! I'm not a fan of GW, but I don't want to believe that this is
all true.

The White House RESUME



I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
America.

http://www.bigego.com/egog/article.php?story=2003082011225630

The White House Resume

Forgive me for the political post - but please read and for god sakes
refute! I'm not a fan of GW, but I don't want to believe that this is
all true.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

http://www.bigego.com/egog/article.php?story=2003082011225630

The White House Resume

Forgive me for the political post - but please read and for god sakes
refute! I'm not a fan of GW, but I don't want to believe that this is
all true.

The White House RESUME


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:

I ran for congress and lost.

I produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas; the
company
went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the
Chicago White Sox.

With my father's help (and his name) I was elected Governor of Texas.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

I changed pollution laws to the benefit of power and oil companies and
made Texas
the most polluted state in the Union.

I replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in
America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of
billions in borrowed money. Set record for the most executions by any
Governor in American history.

I became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000
votes, with the help of my father's appointments to the Supreme Court.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

I shattered the record for biggest annual deficit in history.

I set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12
month period.

I set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock
market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal
record.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
vacation by any president in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
over the worst security failure in US history.

I set the record for the most campaign fundraising trips; more than
any other
president in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
job.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any
president in US history.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
any president in US history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any
president since the advent of television.

I signed more laws and executive orders amending the U.S. Constitution
than any president in US history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
take to the streets to protest my decisions (15 million people),
shattering the
record for protest against any person in the history of mankind
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches ).

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
history.

My presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
history. (The 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a
Chevron oil tanker named after her).

I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
Union simultaneously go bankrupt on my watch.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market
in any country in the history of the world.

I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and
military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the
will of the United Nations and the world community.

I created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
of the United States.

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
increases, more than any president in US history.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the human rights commission.

I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US
history.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
campaign donations.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also one of my best
friend, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
in history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack
(and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less
than a year made the US the most resented country in the world
(possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

I, with a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile
Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to
world peace and stability.

I am the first US president in history to have the people of South
Korea feel more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor,
North
Korea.

I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I set all-time record for number of administration appointees who
violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
bidding for government contracts.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully
prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure
in the history of the United States.

I removed more freedoms and civil liberties from Americans than any
other president in US history.

In a little over two years I created the most divided country in
decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the
civil war.

I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
than two years turned every single economic category toward a downward
trajectory.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas
driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time
of war.

I refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug
use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the
board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.

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