The WMD Song
( I wrote this in July 2003 and figured I’d better get it out before
it disappears into obscurity )
( Sung to the tune of Janis Joplin’s "Mercedes Benz" )
Oh Lord, won’t you find me some WMD
There’s people out there Lord, who want to impeach me
I’m thinking ‘bout my Intelligence, ‘Darn Good’ it would be
So oh Lord, won’t you find me some WMD
Oh Lord won’t you grant me a wall of secrecy
‘Cause that 9-11 Commission, might want to hear from me
‘aint nobody’s damn business about Enron and ***** Cheney
So oh Lord, won’t you grant me a wall of secrecy
Oh Lord, won’t you help me forget Afghanistan
We’ve left no stone unturned Lord, we just can’t find that man!
He’s hiding somewhere evil like North Korea.. no Iran!
So oh Lord, won’t you help me forget Afghanistan
Oh Lord won’t you re-duce my Budget Deficit
My "How to Rule a Nation’ kit, hasn’t arrived yet!
There’s nothing that will help in my Executive Order bag of tricks
So oh Lord, won’t you re-duce my Budget Deficit
Oh Lord, won’t you give me Diebold voting power
Those pesky NGO’s* Lord gain momentum by the hour
Prove I’m invincible, when it comes to the final hour
So oh Lord, won’t you give me Diebold voting power
Oh Lord, won’t you make me all Red, White, and Blue
Flight suits and photo ops, are sure to make State News
"Bring ‘em On!" is not so bad if you’re *A*W*O*L too
So oh Lord, won’t you make me all Red, White, and Blue
Oh Lord, won’t you find me some WMD
Fed Ex and Airborne - I think are on to me
I wait for delivery, to my personal Humvee
So oh Lord, won’t you find me….some.. Dubyaaaa…MD
the end
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