There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church
to find a woman. He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home. When
they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks, "What's this?"
She replies, "A *****."
He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough. A couple of weeks
later he meets another gal and soon takes her home. Again, he pulls out
his manhood and asks the question.
She replies, "A *****".
He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.
A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure. She won't go
home with him for a long time but eventually he gets her to his house.
He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"
She giggles and says, "A pee-pee."
He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman. They get
married but after several months every time she sees his member she
giggles and says "That's your pee-pee."
He finally breaks down and says "Look this is not a pee-pee, it is a *****."
She laughs and says "No it's not, a ***** is ten inches long and black."
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| User: "Dan" |
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| Title: Re: There was a man who wanted a pure wife |
28 Feb 2004 11:03:33 PM |
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"Paine" wrot;
<snipped for the sake of decency, and good American standards>
Your joke was tasteless, sexist and racist, lacking in any *iota*
of decency whatsoever, all rolled into one ball of poop, eh?.
Keep 'em coming, I'm collecting and printing these things out,
and pinning them to the bulletin board at work, anonymously, of
course ;^)
Sh<snip!> laughs and says "No it's not, a coc<snip!> is ten
inches long and blac<snip!>."
Elaine Bobbitt
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| User: "Paine" |
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| Title: Re: There was a man who wanted a pure wife |
02 Mar 2004 04:38:43 AM |
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Dan wrote:
"Paine" wrot;
<snipped for the sake of decency, and good American standards>
Get a grip
And by the way, there is no such thing as good american standards.
You americans are the dumbest fucks this side of the moon.
***** me, thats a good one..good american standards.. we all know what
they are..suck jew *****,
fuckwit yank
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