Subject: Re: This is funny
From: "R. Foreman"
Date: 12/18/2004 5:18 PM Pacific Standard Time
Message-id: <Xns95C3BA2D91647rrfkwrantispamattbic@204.127.204.17>
"Marc" <marc@nospam.com> Spat the Words
I just purchased a dog tanslator
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4331911019&category=43
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I received a few shocking translations from my dachshund:
1. Hi, I want to hump your leg.
Your legs aren't long enough.
2. Hi, I want to steal your shoe and tear it apart.
Touch my shoes and you'll spend this winter outside.
3. Hi, you smell funny.
Stop sniffing at my *****.
4. Hi, I wish my paws were bigger so I could grab you and knock you to
the floor.
It's tough living life 5 inches off the ground.
5. Hi, I wish my teeth were bigger so I could eat you.
Try to take a bite from my forearm, just try it.
6. Hi, I want to tear all your furniture to pieces.
Touch my furniture and you'll spend this winter outside.
7. Hi, do you have any small children I could maul?
Good luck. A small child could whip your *****.
8. Hi, I am jealous of all that good food you're eating, and wish I
could kill you so I could have what your eating instead of this stinkin
dog food.
Next stop, pet psychiatry.
9. One of these days.
Bring it on dog breath.
and so your reply was????
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