From www.drturi.com
enjoy your forecast
THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25:
RULERS - Uranus (Surprises/explosions) Neptune (Religion/water):
Work, Career and Business: With the New Moon upon us you will encounter
interesting people and incredible situations. Neptune may induce a trip for
business close to the water. Many of us will be forced into new circumstances
involving career moves or jobs. Get out now! Many Saturnian people will be
standing next to you and could further your wishes; don't be afraid to start a
conversation with an older person. Don't take anything personally if some of
their comments seem harsh; they might know better than you. Use this
progressive trend and invest some thought into new business opportunities. A
change in schedules or rules could affect you, take chances now. Keep busy and
be courteous to the Boss and pleasant to everyone, you're being noticed for
your gentle nature. Be easy on yourself, don't be too critical of anyone in the
office; nobody is perfect.
Partnerships: Be ready for a wave of surprising news coming your way. Karmic
Neptunian souls will not benefit from that unexpected news, and some will be
forced to accept the realities of life. Listen to an older person, he may play
an important part in helping your emotional life and will give you good advice.
Uranus, "the Lord of surprises" and Neptune "Poseidon" could also bring about
boating misadventures; be aware if you happen to get close to the river or the
ocean this weekend. Avoid drinking heavily and watch your possessions.
Family and Friends: Trust the waxing Moon and the upcoming changes; be
confident in the new situation, as it will affect your security and your
finances positively. Keep an eye on the children; Uranus will make them behave
irrationally, they will be overactive and you do not want anything bad to
happen. An adolescent or a younger friend may need your support and may ask for
direction. Do not turn down invitations, and you may also invite a
long-standing friend to spend valuable time in your company. Some of those
friends will bring your wishes home; be active on the social front. Wishes can
only take place if you participate with life fully.
Love Affairs: Neptune may grasp the spirit of a person close to you and induce
emotional stress and confusion. Be considerate or you may lose that person in
the future if you do nothing. Expect some people to fall for Uranus' erratic
personality and to surprise you in public places. Love is in the air for many
while for others, Neptune may lead them into a secret love affair. Be aware of
weird souls hanging around, but you can still enjoy their original company.
Again, don't fall for Neptune's deceiving powers, avoid drinking during the
late hours, as your emotions will run unusually high and could alter your
driving or behavior. If you were born in July, Capricorn, and Scorpio will be
strongly attracted to you. A Pisces friend will provide a wish.
Travel and Communication: With Uranus' eccentricity, be aware of crazy drivers
while on trips or commuting during this trend. Take plenty of time to reach
your destinations and be ready for some driver's unexpected behavior on the
road. Neptune may make you feel sleepy, so rest or walk a bit along the way.
Environment: New moon or not, Uranus will surprise many of us with nature's
destructive forces. Be ready for earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions or
incredible weather developments soon.
Earth belly fury will surprise many
Mother Nature rules unleashed power
While wind fire and water will join
In a dance where all evils rejoice
Past Results: Devastating floods in Peru blamed on El Niño - 70 dead, 22,000
homeless; worst flooding in 50 years. Uranus might also disturb sophisticated
electronic equipment and produce aeronautic disasters. Under his power, a U.S.
military cargo plane crashed and caught fire on a street in Tegucigalpa April,
1997 while trying to land at the airport, narrowly missing two gas stations.
Three soldiers were killed in this U.S. military plane crash in Honduras.
Famous Personalities: Expect startling developments with some well-known people
trying to get more publicity. This energy doesn't stop with famous people;
regular souls may act oddly too. News of love, marriage, and children will make
many famous people happy and ready to throw expensive social gatherings.
Events: Awful news involving tragic accidents, mass murderers, terrorism,
suicide and drama will plague the media. Everything you say or do now will have
serious repercussions later on.
Shopping: Invest in anything that will help you to destroy any form of life,
this should be efficiently used. Insecticides and other things to get rid of
insects and household nuisances should be high on your list now. If you need to
purchase a firearm, you are strongly advised to wait until after the New Moon,
if not it could be used against you or kill a family member. And for the
sexually active: prophylactics will stop any chance of sexually transmitted
diseases.
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Memo - On January 29th, 1998 Neptune entered the sign of Aquarius:
This dreamy and deceiving planet will cruise through the genius-like sign of
Aquarius until April 5, 2011. In the incredible sign of Aquarius
(UFOs/microchips), Neptune's creative energy will be used to the maximum. A
wave of new electronic devices will be employed within the cinematography
industry (Titanic/Matrix and many incredible movies were produced since then!).
The communion of Uranus (electronics) and Neptune (imagination) can only create
incredible effects and super movies. Some will or did involve UFOs and/or
Apocalyptic messages. Neptune (movie industry/make believe) in Aquarius
(ingenuity) will promote a serious increase in creativity and a solid
progressive restructure within the cinematography industry.
The Neptunian world of creativity and imagination fused with the futuristic
sign of Aquarius has a lot to offer cinema goers. On a higher level, the
spiritual essence of mankind's religious belief systems is undergoing a
rebirth, where the dogmatic religious views of the past will be replaced by
more practical awareness of god's divine celestial order and will bring forth
more cosmic consciousness to society at large. From that day on the true
Universal face of God and his celestial manifestation will be revealed to
mankind against the deadly dogmatic teachings of the past. We, I and my
students are the "AVANT GUARDE" of the true New Age movement. Be a vital
participant, master the secret of the Universal Mind, become a student, fulfill
a high mission, learn, teach and promote the light to the world.
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| Title: Re: THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25: |
25 Jan 2004 04:06:34 AM |
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Dr. Turi tried real hard to be vague enuf:
Shopping: Invest in anything that will help you to destroy any form of life,
this should be efficiently used. Insecticides and other things to get rid of
insects and household nuisances should be high on your list now.
In other words, be cautious about what's in your toupee glue, Turdi.
DrLil
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| User: "Saint Isidore of Laytonville" |
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| Title: Re: THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25: |
25 Jan 2004 01:03:05 PM |
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Well the end of the dates is at hand. So, what's up?
The Psychedelick Pope
Saint Isidore of Laytonville
^Ö^ Patron Saint of the Internet ^Ö^
°°^Ö^ °°
http://apple2.org.za/gswv/me
AOXOMOXOA and ENESSA QUA ONNICA
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| User: "Cardinal Chunder" |
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| Title: Re: THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25: |
23 Jan 2004 05:43:54 PM |
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Dr. Turi wrote:
From www.drturi.com
enjoy your forecast
THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25:
Hey *****, did you cut and paste from an earlier 'prediction' too?
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| User: "Saint Isidore of Laytonville" |
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23 Jan 2004 12:42:52 PM |
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I AM he -- as YOU are ME and WE are THEY and
thus YOU have a long wait until Monday!
The Psychedelick Pope
Saint Isidore of Laytonville
^Ö^ Patron Saint of the Internet ^Ö^
°°^Ö^ °°
http://apple2.org.za/gswv/me
AOXOMOXOA and ENESSA QUA ONNICA
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| User: "Anna Konda" |
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| Title: Re: THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25: |
23 Jan 2004 12:35:21 PM |
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In article <mB5Qb.34445$zP6.22092@okepread02>, Dr. Turi <Dturi@juno.com> wrote:
From www.drturi.com
Where's your crummy message board?
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| User: "Phoenix" |
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| Title: Re: THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25: |
23 Jan 2004 12:33:53 PM |
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In article <mB5Qb.34445$zP6.22092@okepread02>, Dr. Turi <Dturi@juno.com> wrote:
enjoy your forecast
THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25:
RULERS - Uranus (Surprises/explosions) Neptune (Religion/water):
Work, Career and Business: With the New Moon upon us you will encounter
interesting people and incredible situations.
It will be interesting people, but unless Anna agrees to cough up the $231 she
embezzled it is not going to be an incredible situation.
Neptune may induce a trip for business close to the water.
The Mars Express has found water, but I think Neptune had nothing to do with it.
Many of us will be forced into new circumstances
involving career moves or jobs. Get out now!
Why would I want to do that when all the money comes to me?
Many Saturnian people will be
standing next to you and could further your wishes; don't be afraid to start a
conversation with an older person. Don't take anything personally if some of
their comments seem harsh; they might know better than you. Use this
progressive trend and invest some thought into new business opportunities. A
change in schedules or rules could affect you, take chances now. Keep busy and
be courteous to the Boss and pleasant to everyone, you're being noticed for
your gentle nature.
That means you too, Quacki.
Be easy on yourself, don't be too critical of anyone in the
office; nobody is perfect.
Partnerships: Be ready for a wave of surprising news coming your way.
What, Anna agreeing to stay out of my refrigerator, and convincing the cats to
do the same?
Karmic
Neptunian souls will not benefit from that unexpected news, and some will be
forced to accept the realities of life. Listen to an older person, he may play
an important part in helping your emotional life and will give you good advice.
Uranus, "the Lord of surprises" and Neptune "Poseidon" could also bring about
boating misadventures; be aware if you happen to get close to the river or the
ocean this weekend. Avoid drinking heavily and watch your possessions.
Avoiding drinking out of the river or ocean is a generally good idea regardless, Quacki.
Family and Friends: Trust the waxing Moon and the upcoming changes; be
confident in the new situation, as it will affect your security and your
finances positively. Keep an eye on the children; Uranus will make them behave
irrationally, they will be overactive and you do not want anything bad to
happen.
Oh gee, only NOW we find out some far-off planet is making them behave as they
are and not free will. Thanks for the tip.
An adolescent or a younger friend may need your support and may ask for
direction. Do not turn down invitations, and you may also invite a
long-standing friend to spend valuable time in your company. Some of those
friends will bring your wishes home; be active on the social front. Wishes can
only take place if you participate with life fully.
Love Affairs: Neptune may grasp the spirit of a person close to you and induce
emotional stress and confusion.
Great, now I've got a planet conspiring against me as well. Where's a Death Star
when you need one?
Be considerate or you may lose that person in the future if you do nothing.
I lose plenty from my wallet when I AM considerate with that person!
Expect some people to fall for Uranus' erratic
personality and to surprise you in public places. Love is in the air for many
while for others, Neptune may lead them into a secret love affair. Be aware of
weird souls hanging around, but you can still enjoy their original company.
So ye adviseth to the FNVW....
Again, don't fall for Neptune's deceiving powers, avoid drinking during the
late hours, as your emotions will run unusually high and could alter your
driving or behavior.
I'll be sure to confiscate Anna's bottled watter immediately. I knew that stuff was
having a bad influence.
If you were born in July, Capricorn, and Scorpio will be
strongly attracted to you. A Pisces friend will provide a wish.
A Pisces would serve me much better on a dinner plate.
Travel and Communication: With Uranus' eccentricity, be aware of crazy drivers
while on trips or commuting during this trend.
Kewl. That means I don't need to be aware of crazy drivers outside of this trend!
Take plenty of time to reach
your destinations and be ready for some driver's unexpected behavior on the
road. Neptune may make you feel sleepy, so rest or walk a bit along the way.
And I thought staying up at all hours was what makes me feel sleepy. I'm going
to tell my misfit workforce to stop whining about overtime RIGHT NOW.
They can sue the planet instead if they're unhappy.
Environment: New moon or not, Uranus will surprise many of us with nature's
destructive forces. Be ready for earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions or
incredible weather developments soon.
Wouldn't want to leave any severe weather uncovered, would we Quacki?
Earth belly fury will surprise many
Mother Nature rules unleashed power
While wind fire and water will join
In a dance where all evils rejoice
Past Results: Devastating floods in Peru blamed on El Niño - 70 dead<PAF>
Shut up you freaking ghoul.
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| Title: Re: THU., FRI., SAT., SUN. - JANUARY 22, 23, 24, 25: |
23 Jan 2004 10:59:35 AM |
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In article <mB5Qb.34445$zP6.22092@okepread02>, Dr. Turi <Dturi@juno.com> wrote:
enjoy your forecast
More 'forecasts' here:
http://www.free.cts.com/crash/r/ripr/turi96.htm
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