TIMING
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sittin thinkin about
love
and it's expression
wot cums on ?
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the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
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oz band
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i take th plunge and
write a piece with
myself
plunging a knife
and just missing my heart
and nickie kidman's track
somethin stupid
starts playin in th background
i write it down
dutifully
honesty is honesty
yes
is only way to read future in yur words
start with honesty
and ask for same
ok nickie
i decided some time ago
no other girl on this rock
i wanna lay with
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smashing pumpkins
'1979'
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maybe it's cause
i'm a unicycle nut
and your first movie
was bmx bandits
and all two wheeled bikes are girls bikes
"it's not that"
stunning beauty
"sing to more chicks"
"that are elevens than i can count"
incredible actress
"havent seen fully half of your work"
beautiful modelling photos
"kind of avoid them"
"less things are dire"
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bill hicks
'easter'
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why then jenny
"she's magic"
you think she's magic
"she's magic"
"last kid i put in a magic woman"
"next one demands th same"
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bill hicks
'sex on trial'
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i watched that
red dwarf episode
where rimmer and kochanski
are thrown together and
forced to deal with
fate
and destiny
and
terrified
of all th magic
that infests my life
rules my life
if i was nickie kidman
i'd run a mile
not that i'm like
th camera wearers
that fester yur driveway
but dear
stop screamin to th heavens
you want a kid
i got this kid inside me
a magic little girl
lookin for a mummie
pesters me somethin feirce
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system of a down
'science'
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and typical girl that she is
she's fussy
***** jenny
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"at least she's got good taste"
my track record with redheads
is fucked
run a mile
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i decided
wheni dumped th
last two girlfriends
at basically th same time
th sex has gone under one day in two
i'm sorry
i love you both
but
i'm out of here
and decided
only nickie kidman
could have me in monogamy
i wouldnt allow
another woman
to torture me
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powderfinger
'love your way'
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being th first man in oz
to stand up
and whinge to th government
my nuts ache evry day
i smoke pot
and ride a unicycle to numb th pain
least that's what
they keep telling me
i always walk in honest
and still hurt all and sundry
better this way
want something i cant have
and that i definitely shoudlnt have
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city high
'cats and dogs'
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my heart stopped
five times
and my body went grey
taken home from th hospital
th pain
so large
and th pleasure
has to go
over th pain
and stupid me
livin in a house
with a woman i aint fuckin
scuse th language
not quite so bad in normal life
pedallin past ya on a unicycle
couldnt find anything
to live for
or
fine enough
close my eyes
***** it
i'm giving up
jenny in me
my female side
falls in love with redheads here there and everywhere
pictures nickie kidman's face
and i am there
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the verve
'the drugs dont work'
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never met you
may never meet you
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with pot
i can survive
your strange society
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i will always love you
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you could beat me over th head with a baseball bat
"would probably want to"
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now
if you appear
in any more of my dreams
with yur clothes off
and i wake up in heaps of pain
i'm gunna
"<<< Smile >>>"
cause there's good and bad in everything
and at least i've got taste
..
..
..
paulie
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"jenny"
=
the land surfer
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p.s.
actually
i just wanna teach ya how to ride a unicycle
figure you got enough grace to bee good at it
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"no bathroom mirror"
"finest penis adornement"
"brush yur hair girl"
"makin me look bad"
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you spend too much time with yur lesbian friends
"yeah they wanna ***** er too"
patience
that one'll still be a knockout at
sixty
"enough time for her to get over her mad ?"
probly not
never stopped me before
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a perfect circle
'3 libras'
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"i'm just tryin to tell truth"
in our own bipolar way
"guy in th sunday paper today"
"sayin women want"
"a guy who a guy half th month"
"and basically a chick for th other half"
but in real life
"pends if our cycles match"
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he didnt think that any of us men
fit that bill
"i know a few"
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coldplay
'god put a smile upon your face'
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seriously
you tellin th world you want a baby
i been tellin th world
i wanna get rid of th one inside me
she's a magic little girl
we should talk
"over a cofffee"
i'm never in a hurry
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fair warning though
i cried out th name of my last magic child
at conception
andrew
if next child is
jennifer
pretty sure it's a girl
it aint gunna sound good
on top of you
or vice versa
and cry out
another girls name
but
i gave
day and time of birth as well
and they came true
which is
a fuckin hard ride
for anybody
cant go into a deal like that
without
honest warning
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right
get off my back little jenny
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robbie williams
'tripping'
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hmmm
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paulie
+
"jenny"
=
the land surfer
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"where've you gone ?"
walkabout
"make sure ya take yur unicycle"
can i have an explanation
for th milk problmes we been experiencing round here
"no"
i'm glad i found that fitty this morning
gunna need another baggie
"smile paulie"
"least we're not goin out with a redhead again"
acdc
'touch too much'
"i agree"
"and dont swipe my voice ya *****"
is shitty death jennifer
"it's black magic fuckhead"
"elizabeth was visciously psychic"
that's what worries me
havin a kid with er
nearly killed me
"i dont read her psychotic like libby"
last redhead we lived with
stuffed you out a window jenny
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nirvana
'swap meet'
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"dont mind us"
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just thinkin out loud
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if you didnt
look so much like nickie kidman
down th back
and i hadnt been
talkin to th chick
who introduced us
th other night
gettin reminders
i got a shovel to pick up
from th mad redhead
"she apologised so many times"
she'd do it again
you know she'd do it again
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***** ya jane
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the kinks
'tired of waiting for you'
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if i'd met ya
just a little earlier
ya had enough
magic
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morticia
had enough magic
but
got speyed not long after
we met
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sabrina had enough magic
endemetriosis
and
goin back to hubby eventually
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georgia
had enough magic
"blonde"
couldnt agree on terms
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tori amos
'cornflake girl'
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georgia
was from th sunshine coast
and we only ever
kissed
"magical kisser"
lovely witch
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th cornflake surf we called it
had this weed
that infested th shore
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nirvana
'jesus doesnt want me for a sunbeam'
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if it is you nickie
or not
if it is you
mother of my next child
what will be will be
i come to th idea
kicking and screaming
my last child was not a pleasant experience
till th moment he was born
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"jesus that little boy's well h..."
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she was a mouthy nurse
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i hate truth
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"should i lie ?"
"he singin"
"kurt that is"
"dont expect me to lie"
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"in truth is our salvation"
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bjork
'theres more to life than this'
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ta
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wherever ya takin me magic
ya think ya could make it less painfull this time ?
"it's wishfull thinking"
"thirty years of sore balls"
teaches infinite patience
"st paul"
get fucked sis
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"what's really shitty is it makes sense"
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acdc
'if you want blood'(you've got it)
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there is that
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but if that really bothered me
i never would have ridden fast motorbikes
or
i never woulda ridden down th wrong side
of th four lane road
on a unicycle
with my eyes closed
as i do now
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somewhere
out there
is a couple of tens of thousands
of pictures
of me
ridin a two foot unicycle
in one foot of surf
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i die a happy man
regardless
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love...
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a perfect circle
'rose'
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"that's sweet paulie"
ya couldnt just let it go
"i talk too much"
"<<< smile >>>"
"nigh nighs diary..."
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