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".........Can you name the 53 States?........."
This sounds like a question from the future.
Another person who has a problem with time-warps.
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California school fails the test
Los Angeles - A chain of private California schools - which taught
immigrants there are 53 states in the United States and four branches
of the US government - was ordered to stop handing out phony diplomas
this week, state Attorney General Bill Lockyer said on Friday.
Authorities seized the assets of California Alternative High School
and asked a judge to stop the company's 30 schools statewide from
handing out "high school diplomas" to students dreaming of a better
life through education, Lockyer said.
The company charged its mainly Latino students between $450 (R2 800)
and $1 450 for a 10-week course based on a 54-page book that was
riddled with errors, according to a lawsuit filed on Monday.
Students learned that Congress had two houses - the Senate for
Democrats and the House for Republicans; that the US. flag had not
been updated to reflect the addition of Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico
to the "original" 50 states; that the federal "administrative" branch
oversees the Treasury Department; and that World War Two occurred from
1938 to 1942.
There are, in fact, 50 US states - including Alaska and Hawaii, which
are represented on the US. flag. Puerto Rico is a US territory, not a
state. There is no "administrative" branch of the US government. The
three branches are judicial, executive and legislative. World War Two
was fought between 1939 and 1945, although the United States did not
enter the war until 1941.
The workbook also refers to the play, Death of a Traveling Salesman,
not Arthur Miller's classic Death of a Salesman.
The company claimed to have 78 locations nationwide and said it was
actively expanding operations despite court orders in two other states
that sought to block it from claiming the diplomas were "official,"
Lockyer said.
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1091864883827B232#
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09 Aug 2004 08:04:12 PM |
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Having escaped, in tact, from the Democratic Convention, inked:
".........Can you name the 53 States?........."
Trick Liberal question...
The regular 50, plus Guam, Puerto Rico, and Iraqistan.
Opps, the 53rd is a trick Conservative answer.
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| User: "Tadapope" |
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11 Aug 2004 12:38:17 PM |
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I need the winning numbers for the California
SuperLotto Plus for today
(Wed.) and for this coming Saturday
also.
TIA...
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all 21 universes constantly and at random.
Oh Joy & Lysergically Yours!
Tom
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Patron Saint of the Internet
Saint Isadore of Laytonville
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
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| User: "Uncle Wallys World" |
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13 Aug 2004 12:21:26 AM |
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(Tadapope) wrote in message news:<20040811133817.03983.00001143@mb-m17.aol.com>...
I need the winning numbers for the California
SuperLotto Plus for today
(Wed.) and for this coming Saturday
also.
TIA...
Your Uncle Wally uses the numbers 3, 11, 17, 27, 39 & 45
They are magick numbers, little buddy ;-) & they are *all*
Truly Wondrous -- yes siree yes indeedy do !!
Hooroo ;-)
Uncle Wally ;-) (the world's jolliest happy-go-lucky Grim Reaper on Prozac™)
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Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all 21 universes constantly and at random.
Oh Joy & Lysergically Yours!
Tom
The Psychedelick Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
Saint Isadore of Laytonville
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
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| User: "Tadapope" |
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13 Aug 2004 09:12:19 PM |
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Thanks Uncle Wally -- I'll play those for tomorrow -> Saturday!
If I win -- you'll know it fast!!!!
Tangents are infinite in all of nature in
all 21 universes constantly and at random.
Oh Joy & Lysergically Yours!
Tom
The Psychedelick Pope
Patron Saint of the Internet
Saint Isadore of Laytonville
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/
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| User: "Su Zanne" |
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13 Aug 2004 10:35:51 PM |
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These are Saturday's (8/14) winning numbers for Florida.
1-2-6-11-24-29
I can't seem to tap California's.....TOO FAR!
Su Zanne
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| User: "Paul Harper" |
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10 Aug 2004 01:14:17 AM |
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On Tue, 10 Aug 2004 01:04:12 GMT, Never anonymous Bud
<newskat@katxyzkave.net> wrote:
Having escaped, in tact, from the Democratic Convention, inked:
".........Can you name the 53 States?........."
Trick Liberal question...
The regular 50, plus Guam, Puerto Rico, and Iraqistan.
Opps, the 53rd is a trick Conservative answer.
In that case, they're all wrong - there are 54, because the UK gets
treated as little more than an extra state most of the time.
Paul.
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