tone and bloody big wide tyres
+++
little brothers
extremely hot
xe falcon
arrive dint h driveway today
th young fella next door and i
had to push th
flared guards in
to get th thing to clear th
car trailer
really really massive rubber
a spool rear end
he did a ewie in th cul de sac
and lit it up of course
but
at idle
turnin sharp corners
ya can hear her
draggin th other wheel
big v8 purring as it
idles into th dirve
looks mor elike a race car than
something to drive to th pub
she aint an every day driver
44 000 k's on th clock
pretty smick man
+++
just three land rovers to go
+++
all them fuckin commodores
next door
there're three falcons in th yard now
"till it hits th shed"
well there is that
+++
shoulda put it other side of th house
we gotta get past those wheels
to get into th workshop
"use th other door man"
+++
he threw th big sub whoofer out of th boot
rather listen to th engine
nong
+++
***** it
turn th music on
..
..
..
nickelback
'leader of men'
+++
still havin trouble talkin
musta been a long sing
saturday night
+++
gday barbie girl
just passin thru to get a stick
i wont stop an chat
"tryin to avoid talkin"
"rather type"
+++
midnight oil
'luritja way'
+++
i'm tryin to add
depth to my music collection
besides
so many ppl request songs
i aint got
there so many songs
i chase that pantera song later bainsey
i'll write th fucker down next time
+++
shuffle's on
windows is picken em
th music that is
i'm pickin which bud
i wanna smoke next
that one
+++
"looks like we slipped past again paulie"
it's all good
+++
ween
'push the little daisies'(demo)
+++
test crash dummies
'mmm mmm mmm'
+++
as ever
i dont remember
most of th singin
and th drummin
th lyrics
that popped out of my mouth
are gone
some of th riffs
i can remember
more rarely
th riff i sang back to it
mika's added a new bridge to that one
this one's got a new ending
ah he's flyin now
we're in
uncharted territory
fuckin
flamenco
spanish guitar
has he gone cuban ?
i thought he was an islander boy
from new zealand
beautiful music man
i still crying
+++
cake
'short skirt long jacket'
+++
i missed playin th heartbeat drum
she got so much soul
and seen so many smiles
watchin three girls
tryin to break their backs
to get round our rhythms
dancin in th street
on their way
to another club
to go dancin
fourth time i seen you
come thru
sorry
i'll stop
doin th big girlie notes
and openin my eyes
and finding you
staring at me
+++
mik
'blues revenge'
+++
a perfect circle
'stranger'
+++
he didnt remember me
till i
hit a real soft note
followin along behind th guitar
some harmony
ah man i know you
"thought you were gunna hug me dude"
you wanna take th drum for a bit
"and i can fly"
+++
why do i love it so ?
sittin in yoga postions
in th strete
after ridin in on my unicycle
and singin
"it's th flying"
+++
"it's all flying"
+++
the black eyed peas
'labor day'(it's a holiday)
+++
time
is meaningless
six hours in
makin music in th strete
a girl jumps over th top of me
and
clobbers th drum a couple of times
stops to dance and
thank you
+++
we had to
stretch th frame
to get that tyre into th uni
makes her ineteresting to ride
beautiful knobbie tyre
how'd th rim get bent ?
you ride a uni dont ya ?
just one footed it anyway
<<< smile >>>
ah you know
i like to ride over things
+++
"think maybe we build a"
"48 spoker for jumpin into th skate bowl"
nah
funnier when th
wheel
flexes
+++
a perfect circle
'sleeping beauty'
+++
scuse i
got th munchies
and went for a walk
..
..
..
"dumb diary"
"behave yurself"
+++
*****
i forgot to pick up my guitar
"next trip thru"
"it's at our dealers"
"got a busted string anyway"
+++
ben folds
'brick'
+++
i'd go for a pedal
on th unicycle
but umm
wasnt wearin
bike shorts saturday night and
mad rash
+++
aired down too much
to ride th grass
at th kids party
and after droppin
jen and jade home
just
found myself in
the fortitude valley
drunk and
stoned
and umm
some lovely ppl showed me love
+++
i even got to mika's patch
without anyone askin me to take off
any of my clothes
+++
i found a wave painter
dont have to do all that coding
over again
no need to
reinvent th wheel
not a given
that i wont
if i think
there's another way in
just wanted one
that will peer into a
wave file of audio
and give me
pictures
i can play from here
"picture comparator"
will need to be recoded
"we goin two colour ?"
shape
we'll have to
add colour
for th image comparator
to match em
in smaller pics
"so we're not in a hurry to dive into code ?"
i had a read thru
tone ?
"what else can we tell about th wave"
"to help match them"
"is this song"
"th same as that song"
still gelling
+++
tenacious d
'friendship test'
+++
the kinks
'all day and all of the night'
+++
ya gotta have more than one hobbie
+++
ya know we're gunna end up
translatin
c code again
"i saw ya deep in that website"
yeah
but
my secodn attempt
at coding
to find th icons
on th windows desktop
took twelve months less
and it cheats
ncie and simple
finds th bottom of th
shortcut arrow
"lookin for th shortcuts"
+++
city high
'best friends'
+++
"download his"
"control and test it"
"if it's really any good"
"i'll peel it open"
it made a pretty picture of th whole song
"i got explorer to cough things it wasnt supposed to"
"this will give up it's secrets"
+++
he doesnt have to justify buyin a car to anybody
what are you on about ?
no wife man
do as he pls
it's wheels
to go to th pub in
+++
th young fella's gunna cream
got a gorgeous rear end th hot xe
+++
"not really hot"
"we'd never come at any of that"
not that's provable anyway
place is clean again
+++
mind yur own business
+++
dont give that guy th jag man
th fuckin body will end up
on top of a range rover chassis
on second thought
we pushed a range rover chassis
in behind it
this very morning
hmmm
+++
nirvana
'school'
+++
i do have to
go outside with a tape measure tomorrow
cause i'm movin my storage shed this week
and need to pave
under th fucker
five minutes with a tape measure
and i'll tell ya
+++
now
am i gunna rebuild that other 24 unicycle ?
"shouldnt have called it andrew"
"make it into art"
"it got a coupel million smiles on th clock"
too much pain in it
ebay ?
genuine one owner
highly modified half bicycle unicycle
24 inch street entertainers unicycle
with two million guaranteed smiles on th clock
presented as a wall un mobile
beach sand still visible
around th wheel bearings
from th last time it
was ridden in a foot of white water
in th surf
in front of thousands of ppl
one of a kind
+++
"could i ?"
+++
the human league
'dont you want me'
+++
i wont do it ya mad unicycle
+++
wander off
to make a cuppa
half way downstairs
RING RING
hey chad
no i'll tell him ya rang
didnt mention
little brothers new beast
+++
he's off pickin up car's gearbox
you kiddin
he's always on th hammer
+++
good charlotte
'motivation proclamation'
+++
i found a
mp3 unpacker
in visual basic
that's one i wont have to convert
+++
"still have to write a wave converter"
+++
powderfinger
'passenger'
+++
here it comes
can hear th land rover shitbox
comin for miles
+++
back soon
..
..
..
tool
'eulogy'
+++
bloody seqeb
if ya gunna estimate th readings
do ya have to makes us buy
more
fuckheads
+++
***** those tyres are big
nice to have a muscle car home again
i miss th bronco
"it aint a big block"
oh yeah of little faith
+++
last of th 351's
and she purrs like a kitten
s alright tabby
just gunna remove a coupel things
ROAR
that;s better
+++
i might have to be up at sparrowfart
"again ?"
hmmm
"it's that time of th year"
how th ***** am i gunna pay th rego ?
"am i gunna get fined for bein a broke ***** again ?"
extra fourty bucks on top
if yur a day late
***** this world is twisted
+++
difference is though
when th government sticks it to ya
you got no come back
they'll take money out of anything
even hold yur license
if they're feelin nasty enough
+++
the black eyed peas
'where is the love'
+++
not in our fuckin government anyway
classless society
my fuckin arse
+++
in oz
great land that it is
th law's are changin again
so if ya
work for a boss
that has less than a hundred
employees
you cant be sacked
terminated
unfairly
no unfair dismissal
ya can whinge it was
racial or
soem other
illegal thing
is th fucker gunna write that
on yur termination form
i wouldnt of
when i was a boss
+++
think ya gone a bit far
other side of th line
happens
bit like
family law
used ot be
th father
made all th rules
and would be coinsulted
frist
if there was a divorce
we kinda went th other way
now
reckon they're tryin to fix it
ok
when
my ex
gets less than
twice th help i get
i might believe ya
+++
dont be male in australia
+++
machine gun fellatio
'wot u got'
+++
no fuckin way lara
+++
no match makin me
thanks
all th same
+++
"i aint goin out with one girl"
+++
"th two couldnt keep up last time"
"fcuk both of ya's"
+++
once th sex goes under
one day in two
th mean failure rate
comes in hard
+++
m2m
'dont say you love me'
+++
no i still love ya
just
rather not have a girlfriend
than one that doesnt work
+++
t shirt pls
no thanks
i got enough
female friends
+++
am i gunna watch mythbusters
or just laugh at it
"am i gunna tool to th shop to buy some durries ?"
choices choices
+++
you can ***** every day can ya ?
<<< smiel >>>
+++
i told kimmie
i learned to much about myself
wanderin into th poub
with anew girlfriend oin my arm
to find a table
with five of my ex girlfriends
and no-one else
sittin at it
i really should have
sat down with em
and listened
instead of abandoning th
girlfriend with em
and fuckin off to play pool
+++
settle down jenny
"she was hot"
not sayin she wasnt
+++
machine gun fellatio
'line of silver'
+++
washin th afro
+++
do re mi
'theme from jungle jim'
+++
get fcuked computer
+++
more drugs over here
"shot off to our dealer at th right time"
"gotta be in public tomorrow"
"we were a bit tight"
jenny *****
+++
"i like th pretty picture and it's icon idea"
+++
coldplay
'sparks'
+++
climb inside th computer
and create
programs
i'm gettin too mnay
of th same images
can i
write a program
to find th duplicates
it has to
see
ok
wow
finds th
pics that are th same and
resized and
slight colour changes
hue
and informs th user
now
sound
how can we approach
sound
simply
th visual comparator
was a lot simpler
than it seeemd
writin it
and parin it down
a picture of a sound
a wave form
can we
picture this
wave form
and this one
if we shrink em
and make em a little more simpler
+++
khia remix by rob junior
'my neck my back'
+++
coldplay
'the scientist'
+++
you can tell th difference
between one picture and another
in black and white
and in an icon
32 pixels
wide
by
32 pixels
high
the computer
in tests
can also tell th difference
between one picture and another
in tiny little
black and white pictures
i pull th waveform
out of th wave files
and compare them
visually
same
different
and
mmm
wish i could see a bit closer
i want th song
to have a tone
that shows in th picture
in colour
see if we can find
remixes and
things that are alike
and things
that are totally un alike
and things that are
neither
this one i'll
leave all th programmer tools
exposed to th user
th searches will be
very configurable
+++
an artist
beauitful lady
wanst th ability
to use my picture duplicate finder
at 50% matches
to see what art
it produces
+++
bill hicks
'the sanctity of life'
+++
umm
beautiful lady
i did listen and
th next version will have
more
bells and whistles
for tinkerers
"maybe in Ver 3.2"
+++
it'll have to go to
version four
next build
+++
i gotta go into th code
and lift
a big swatch
for th sound project
"if i'm gunna rewrite it to see in three colours"
i know
+++
weird al
'alternative polka'
+++
went from
seein
black and white
to seein in colour
but only
red
comparin porn
ya can take some shortcuts
think about it
+++
<<< smiel >>>
+++
wot's ninety degrees from this ?
picture or sound
+++
and wot's th same
nah i got that mp3
th computer screamin at me
already told me
i downloaded
three movies
i already got
dont mind th space
they take up
just
where th ***** are they ?
ok
so i've downloaded this sample
eighteen times
out of it *****
i should learn somethin about myself i guess
now why did i do that ?
+++
can i give you ears ?
and do it my way
+++
bill hicks
'your children arent special'
+++
i dunno
they are open source
and soem ppl download em
and fiddle with em
+++
"all visual basic this time"
"we wandered a bit th last time"
3.1 was all visual basic
"no c dll's paulie"
+++
we'll pay a speed hit
"that was our argument last time"
all in basic
keep it simple stupid
+++
"i'll get th latest list of compiler bugs"
would you
that would be most kind
+++
nuthin worse than
chasina biug
you think is in yur own programming
to find it aint yours
fuckin picture boxes
+++
black rebel motorcycle club
'aint no easy way'
+++
big v8
idlin in th driveway
he's puttin it to bed
bet it
goes down th corner again
"sell th range rover to pay for it little brother"
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
home smells and sounds
liek hoem again
pissy little
rover v8
just wasnt
th goods
+++
you watch
big block in th range rover next
"ya think"
anything's possible
he my brother isnt he ?
"<<<smiel >>>"
+++
can hear it comin down th back road
<<<smiel >>>
ah there he is
+++
tool
'stinkfist'
+++
looks like johnno's old car
but in red
fuckin huge rubber
i'm off for a listen
<<<smile >>>
+++
..
..
..
..
fuckin ell
that thing's worse to start than a plane
do this
do that
then hit th starter button
then press this
hmmmm
i'm goin in with a notebook next time
+++
almost th same
in th body
as my falcon
his is
oen model before mine
<<< smile >>>
when he borrowed my car
for that week
with th dead land rover
and he come hoem
smilin
cause he got it sideways
ok
ya leave me some petrol liek a nice boy ?
this is th second falcon now
he's come home with
he hasnt owned one
since that fucked ute
wants xb gone
pls pls pls
an xc man
ya owe me an xc
+++
go cartman
+++
much better little brother
th smile on yru face was
well worth it
think we all cried when
th
big block
wailed down our strete for th last time
th f350
was pretty cool and all
bein
godzilla
specially when i was
haulin my unicycles on it
down to see morticia
down th coast
and stuffin my wheel
in th waves
+++
we came so close
to havin another
dog's penis
blues brothers car
in th drive
it only had a 318 and
been there
+++
whack th bronco up against a brick wall
and
let th clutch out in idle
and all four wheels
would
turn
gotta pick yr wall though
fuckers fall down
+++
i sometiems think
i cant be real
th things i do
unicycle in th surf
jump th skate bowl combing
and
sing in th street
and he buys me coffees to stay and keep doin it and drummin and
watch th pretty girls dance
and hack into windows front end
give me th bloody locations ya *****
have a problem wioth too many
duplciate images
infesting my hard rives
write my own
image duplicate finder
and
infested with magic
psychic visions and
walkin downstairs to answer th phone
before it rings
more times than not
i cant be real
can i ?
+++
my unicycle wheel bending
from th
ridin over traffic islands
but in my head
i'm tryin to organise
th arrays of memory
i wish to build
for my new program/project
+++
balance
+++
acdc
'highway to hell'
+++
scares th ***** out of me
singin in front of ppl
is so scary
i cant walk away from it
tried it straight
tried it drunk and
stoned and drunk
and just plain stoned
lookin for that
happy accident
+++
ya can have th wrong audience
to slip into
killin floor
in th strete
gunna come and hunt you down ***** and
oh
change of tack
will ya hury up and get off *****
my fingers are too slow
and i wanna go nightclubbin
+++
i was mostly restrained
this saturday just gone
+++
ben folds
'brick'
+++
i'll wear just about anything
and sing about
just about anything
except generally
th words that came with th song
***** you man
i've heard it doen that way
by th folks who recorded it
where else can we go with this ?
i held some of those notes
a bit long
but they felt
comfortable and
special man on th guitar
he not complaining
he never complains
i psychic enough
mostly
if he wants to
change tack
i change tack on th same beat
and if i dont
i'm
experienced enough
to
take a little bit of th
fucked sound
that came out
and repeat it
but less jarring and
drumemrs tricks
i dint ***** up
it was a happy accident
and
some of th next eight bars were
fuckin awesome
ah *****
i'm still playin th drum
and singin with th guitar
and she wants lyrics
here's some lyrics
she smiled
and wander on
hour after hour
+++
powderfinger
'day you come'
+++
i gotta talk to lara
we got a
communication breakdown
i like sleepin with girls just
fucks my orgasm for four days
gotte be
REAL special
paulie aint casual about sex
+++
jenny in me too empathic
ride with you and
takes four days for her to
stop spinning
spinning jenny
jenny and paulie
twins
share one head
bi polar
you cant play with jennie
if paulie not happy
"sore testicle curse"
pot and a unicycle
comfortably numb
"i sing to pretty girls"
smash th heartbeat drum
"and watch em dance"
+++
scuse i
..
..
..
the kinks
'mr pleasant'
+++
i only cried out
girls bike twice
on saturday night
while ridin my unicycle in
to the fortitude valley
to come sing
and entertain
and
beat ***** out of th big drum
for a change
i even
refrained from tellin anyone to get fucked
i think
+++
we got too many hangin out front mika
we not talkin
still both makin msuic
but
we have communication
i'll shift em man
no worries
cant have em
sittin in front of th
hat
i'm sittin behind th guitar case
but th odd one is still
gettint hru
and comes and
touches
+++
bill hicks
'lift me lord'
+++
ya dont when jess is playin other side of me
two big black guys
one either side of me
way less guys come in with
th laying on of hands
+++
south park kids
'merry fuckin christmas'
+++
i dug that piece jess
we were just warmin up
you two i guess
before ya went to yur corner
+++
hey theo
how ya goin man ?
yeah ok
they havent got twenty packs
ok
i went to th wrong shop
ya mad bazooki player you
here ya go ya mad *****
yur change in th hat ?
<<< smile >>>
how ya's all been ?
+++
rickie lee jones
'on saturday afternoons in 1963'
+++
hey mum
singin away
saturday night
and this
guy
threw half a pack of ciggies at me
not mika's taste and
i've just run out
liek five mintues before
ok universe
i'll hang here
for a bit
and sing and
drum
and
fly
spilt th first coffee mika bought me
i arrived a bit drunk
in th fortitude valley
come from a kids party
i was th clown
we do many many bongs
+++
led zeppelin
'the battle of evermore'
+++
especially to this song
+++
thank you
+++
when ya sing liek a girl
some of th things that happen to you
down in th valley
the boys
the girls
the undecided
oh hi
i recognise you
this one
just wants to make music with us
he's harmless
i think
this one
well
i dunno
i once
dreamed of being a rockstar
i happy now
i've had
rockstar moments
just singin in th street
no bouncers generally
although occasionally
couple of th boys
decide to
protect me
although last time i went down
under a chick
tryin to dry hump me in th strete
i still couldnt believe i was me
***** hey
+++
"write my soudn program"
i need one more bit
th edge
+++
system of a down
'science'
+++
***** that
i wanna make it art
it is art
+++
"as long as th transforms are uniform"
"it will have meaning"
+++
unicycling
is about
transitions
nuthing
in real life
is a perfectly flat floor
+++
a small unique identifier of a song
made from th musical data
+++
the rolling stones
'angie'
+++
ronnie wood on
abc tv
ya bitchin at me man ?
i havent got th sound on
funny
nice timing though windows
nice these
little
synchronicities
+++
"she missed me that drum"
"she complained paulie"
we made some sweet sounds
we apologised to th
music
for our absence
pls forgive our
human failings
i had to avoid th
unicycle
in public for a while
so i just rode in quickly and plonked
still not listenin
if i can help it
travellin man
come to sing and
drum
and fly
and watch pretty girls and boys walkin by
enough
boys and girls
sat down in front of us
we felt good
+++
acdc
'walk all over you'
+++
i've never been hurt
by a member of th public
signin in th strete
+++
usually
it's while
i'm on th unicycle
+++
out of my way
no fuckin brakes
some ar eso jealous
they gotta bring ya down
any way they can
although
i happy to say
they findin that harder and harder
every fucking day
only inth sur fman
when i get
deeper than a foot
can ya bring me down
and even then
ya gotta try
<<< smiel >>>
th heat has arrived
we went over thirty on th weekend
soon time to
hit th surf
at dea dlow tide
with a th bgi surf uncicyle
and
catch some waves
and feel
that turbo boost
when th backof th wave
grbs th wheel
and drags me along th beach
<<<< fuckin huge smile >>>
..
..
..
land surfer dude
"pirate jenny"
+++
p.s.
so that's what my xf
would look liek with
275's
hmmm
+++
placebo
'johnny and mary'
+++
thank th fuckin lord
first time we went out singin
in almost three months
didnt
hear a fuckin word about uni's
i couldnt live with
"took a little selective deafness"
and a lot of bourbon
"and my lesbian friends"
+++
kylie minogue
'track no08'
+++
it fuckin never
spits th named songs
hmmm
+++
this whoel album in here
twice
+++
thanks jade and jen
when we dropped you folk home
jenny was real comfortable
went out and sung her heart out
+++
i pulled this
gorgoeus sliding note
and went upstairs with it
eyes came open of their own accord
and
there's this girl
standing there
+++
george carlin
'things you never here'
+++
her eyes are going wide
and she gives me a gorgeous smile
blows me a kiss and
disappears
+++
mason williams
'classical gas'
+++
mika
of course
is doin some spanish
piece with embellishments
and i'm stickin
harmonies thru it
round it
under it
over it
and i look down to find
my right hand is doin
trills
on th heart beat drum
talk to me big fella
ah there we go
he's wandered into somethin with a rhythm
and here comes th big bass
heartbeat
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life's pretty good
my adventures are excellent
i live my dreams...
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