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that's now 3 on my guilty list, keep playing, the closer they are too
me, the sooner they get the same harm that comes to my family.
(With profuse apologists to Gilbert and Sullivan - if anyone can come up
with a last verse, that would be just perfect. Notice I didn't have much to
change in verse 2 either)
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential gays who play with men's staffs--
With their nicely furnished houses and their girly high-pitched laughs--
There Absolute and Dani (for whom I had too little class)
And legion other posters who in defeat have kicked my arse
There's Mr John F Lemke who I like to call limpwrist
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.
There's the Arab and the Persian, and the others of his race,
And Krib the terrorist--I've got them on the list!
And the people who defeat me and then rub it in my face,
They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And any other lady now I think about it, aye.
They don't accept my stockinged offers, and it really gets me pissed-
I don't think they'd be missed--I'm sure they'd not he missed!
CHORUS. He's got her on the list--he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed--I'm sure
she'll not be missed!
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15 Feb 2005 09:32:25 AM |
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Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws by
psoting personal info without permission will write you from jail.
moron.
Tony
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15 Feb 2005 09:34:48 AM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
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Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
moron.
Appropriate sig there..
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15 Feb 2005 09:55:50 AM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
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Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
You friends in the US are in deep *****.
Tony
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15 Feb 2005 08:24:30 PM |
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<itwill@happen.com> schreef in bericht
news:1108482905.59869074d0864683c2bcf324c767caa1@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108481499.21011338ac3b69383714068546513fc0@teranews...
Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a
hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
The famous Greek composer Vangelis whose real name is Evangelis Odyssee
Papathanassiou was born 29th March 1943 in the Greek Town of Volos. His
friends were Demis Roussos actually born in Alexandria Egypt and Lucas
Sideras who was born in Athens Greece. BTW I am a great fan of Vangelis.
Oooop, did I break some rules now about posting personal information
about this Greek composer in this NG, personal information found elsewhere
on the internet in public domain? Tony, your case sucks and stinks. Seems
to me that you have no case and you only will ridiculize yourself totally.
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
You friends in the US are in deep *****.
Has a lawyer convinced you of that? Perhaps he is in it for the money.
Kind Regards,
Barbarossa
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16 Feb 2005 08:22:05 AM |
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"Barbarossa" <fa073505@skynet.be>, wrote in alt.prophecies.nostradamus,
on, 16 feb 2005 02:24:30 GMT:
The famous Greek composer Vangelis whose real name is Evangelis
Odyssee Papathanassiou was born 29th March 1943 in the Greek Town of
Volos. His friends were Demis Roussos actually born in Alexandria
Egypt and Lucas Sideras who was born in Athens Greece. BTW I am a
great fan of Vangelis.
Ever heard Demis Roussos sing on Vangelis' Bladerunner soundtrack?
It's not of this earth...
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H.
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17 Feb 2005 07:11:28 AM |
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"Henning Larsen" <NONEXISTANT@NONEXISTANT.XXX> schreef in bericht
news:hGIQd.1671$4c.202350@juliett.dax.net...
"Barbarossa" <fa073505@skynet.be>, wrote in alt.prophecies.nostradamus,
on, 16 feb 2005 02:24:30 GMT:
The famous Greek composer Vangelis whose real name is Evangelis
Odyssee Papathanassiou was born 29th March 1943 in the Greek Town of
Volos. His friends were Demis Roussos actually born in Alexandria
Egypt and Lucas Sideras who was born in Athens Greece. BTW I am a
great fan of Vangelis.
Ever heard Demis Roussos sing on Vangelis' Bladerunner soundtrack?
It's not of this earth...
Of course I have the Blade Runner soundtrack. I have all kinds of Blade
Runner soundtracks, official releases and non official releases. My Vangelis
collection is huge. It goes back to soundtracks in the 60's, his time in the
band The Forminx. Then Aphrodite's Child. That song with Demis Roussos
on Blade Runner is indeed absolutely stunning. Do you have his albums with
the Greek actrice Irene Papas? They are also not of this world!
My latest additions to my Vangelis collection were a DVD of Demis Roussos
with 6 Aphrodite's Child videoclips of Rain And Tears, End Of The World,
I Want To Live, Let Me Love, Let Me Live, It's Five O Clock and Spring,
Summer, Winter And Fall plus some live videorecordings of Aphrodite's Child
in Italy. And recently I bought his new album Alexander.
Have you become more interested in Vangelis (Odyssee Papathanassiou)?
http://www.elsew.com
The best Vangelis-site on the WWW!
Kind Regards,
Barbarossa
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15 Feb 2005 09:47:33 PM |
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Barbarossa wrote:
TonyZ wrote:
You friends in the US are in deep *****.
Has a lawyer convinced you of that?
Perhaps he is in it for the money.
And that is why I know he's full of it!
Most attorneys are money-hungry thieves over here and they wouldn't
touch something like this unless Mr. Z put up a load of cash up front as
a retainer and then he'd have to pay as the case goes on. (No more
month-long Aruba vacations.)
I can tell you.....there is NO money to be made from suing me. I don't
even have a job! :-O
As I have stated in the past here in apn, like most American's, we are
just a few paychecks away from bankruptcy.
IOW...to put it bluntly -
Yes, we have a pot to ***** in (but the bank owns it) and I just spent
all I had in my purse at a 75% OFF chocolate truffle sale. :)
SuZanne
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16 Feb 2005 02:55:17 AM |
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On Wed, 16 Feb 2005 03:24:30 +0100, "Barbarossa" <fa073505@skynet.be>
wrote:
<itwill@happen.com> schreef in bericht
news:1108482905.59869074d0864683c2bcf324c767caa1@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108481499.21011338ac3b69383714068546513fc0@teranews...
Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a
hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
The famous Greek composer Vangelis whose real name is Evangelis Odyssee
Papathanassiou was born 29th March 1943 in the Greek Town of Volos. His
friends were Demis Roussos actually born in Alexandria Egypt and Lucas
Sideras who was born in Athens Greece. BTW I am a great fan of Vangelis.
Oooop, did I break some rules now about posting personal information
about this Greek composer in this NG, personal information found elsewhere
on the internet in public domain? Tony, your case sucks and stinks. Seems
to me that you have no case and you only will ridiculize yourself totally.
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
You friends in the US are in deep *****.
Has a lawyer convinced you of that? Perhaps he is in it for the money.
Kind Regards,
Barbarossa
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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15 Feb 2005 10:04:07 AM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108482905.59869074d0864683c2bcf324c767caa1@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108481499.21011338ac3b69383714068546513fc0@teranews...
Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
Silly *****. The INTERnet is INTERnational. And I really think the DHS has
more imprtant things to worry about than a shrieking Mary like you.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a
hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
So when are you going to start your lawsuit against the phonebook company?
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
What, like this one? http://www.switchboard.com/ You poor dumb *****..for
$49.95 I can do a full background check on you!
You friends in the US are in deep *****.
I am not, and never have been friends with Switchboard.com.
Rotsa ruck!
Tony
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15 Feb 2005 10:10:55 AM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108482905.59869074d0864683c2bcf324c767caa1@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108481499.21011338ac3b69383714068546513fc0@teranews...
Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
Silly *****. The INTERnet is INTERnational. And I really think the DHS has
more imprtant things to worry about than a shrieking Mary like you.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a
hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
So when are you going to start your lawsuit against the phonebook company?
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
What, like this one? http://www.switchboard.com/ You poor dumb *****..for
$49.95 I can do a full background check on you!
Hey Clown, it still doesn't give them permission to post any of that
info ina public forum.
Tony
You friends in the US are in deep *****.
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15 Feb 2005 10:16:18 AM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108483811.e2071c52cfaa5c8442cb41a955b6271f@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108482905.59869074d0864683c2bcf324c767caa1@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108481499.21011338ac3b69383714068546513fc0@teranews...
Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
Silly *****. The INTERnet is INTERnational. And I really think the DHS
has
more imprtant things to worry about than a shrieking Mary like you.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from
jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a
hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
So when are you going to start your lawsuit against the phonebook
company?
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
What, like this one? http://www.switchboard.com/ You poor dumb
*****..for
$49.95 I can do a full background check on you!
Hey Clown, it still doesn't give them permission to post any of that
info ina public forum.
You stupid fucking dipshit.. www.switchboard.com IS a "public forum". So,
when are yo going to sue them? *snigger*
Tony
You friends in the US are in deep *****.
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15 Feb 2005 10:39:28 AM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108483811.e2071c52cfaa5c8442cb41a955b6271f@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108482905.59869074d0864683c2bcf324c767caa1@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108481499.21011338ac3b69383714068546513fc0@teranews...
Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
Silly *****. The INTERnet is INTERnational. And I really think the DHS
has
more imprtant things to worry about than a shrieking Mary like you.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from
jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a
hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
So when are you going to start your lawsuit against the phonebook
company?
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
What, like this one? http://www.switchboard.com/ You poor dumb
*****..for
$49.95 I can do a full background check on you!
Hey Clown, it still doesn't give them permission to post any of that
info ina public forum.
You stupid fucking dipshit.. www.switchboard.com IS a "public forum". So,
when are yo going to sue them? *snigger*
You are as usual, clueless.
Like I said Tommy Boy, go ahead and put up a website with someones
personal info without their persmission, see what it gets you.
Tony
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16 Feb 2005 02:48:33 AM |
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<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108485523.f4b6fe838d18ca64342c798eb75a45d6@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108483811.e2071c52cfaa5c8442cb41a955b6271f@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108482905.59869074d0864683c2bcf324c767caa1@teranews...
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108481499.21011338ac3b69383714068546513fc0@teranews...
Maybe you friends in the USA that have violated Internet laws
Internet laws?!
yep, under Homeland Security Act.
Silly *****. The INTERnet is INTERnational. And I really think the
DHS
has
more imprtant things to worry about than a shrieking Mary like you.
by psoting personal info without permission will write you from
jail.
That information was clearly in the public domain. I'll give you a
hundred
dollars for every person you get put in jail for posting it.
Doesn't matter, you cannot post another persons info without their
permission to a public forum.
So when are you going to start your lawsuit against the phonebook
company?
Go ahead an try to put a webite with someones personal info, see
where
it gets you Tommy Boy.
What, like this one? http://www.switchboard.com/ You poor dumb
*****..for
$49.95 I can do a full background check on you!
Hey Clown, it still doesn't give them permission to post any of that
info ina public forum.
You stupid fucking dipshit.. www.switchboard.com IS a "public forum". So,
when are yo going to sue them? *snigger*
You are as usual, clueless.
LOL! I love it when you do irony.
Like I said Tommy Boy, go ahead and put up a website with someones
personal info without their persmission, see what it gets you.
Like I said, that's exactly what www.switchboard.com have done and it gets
them $49.95 per inquiry! STOOOOPID.
Tony
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15 Feb 2005 06:10:17 PM |
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8<
You are as usual, clueless.
Like I said Tommy Boy, go ahead and put up a website with someones
personal info without their persmission, see what it gets you.
Hell Tony, all it requires is the name and it'll draw a frickin' map for
you.
Oh yes, the name. At the last count, 166 instances in apn... the first
20 or so by YOU. First recent mention 2002 <== NOT BY ME
I noticed while checking the archive that WH said you emailed him
privately using that name. Your screw-ups are legion and legend.
So guess what, fruitcake? That gives it EXACTLY the same status as what
YOU did to Marvin.
Well done!
-A
Tony
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16 Feb 2005 02:38:56 AM |
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"Absolute Zero" <amycaton@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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itwill@happen.com wrote:
8<
You are as usual, clueless.
Like I said Tommy Boy, go ahead and put up a website with someones
personal info without their persmission, see what it gets you.
Hell Tony, all it requires is the name and it'll draw a frickin' map for
you.
PERSONAL information on a WEBSITE?! Surely that's ILLEGAL under the new
revised Patriot Act as interpreted by a paranoid Mary with a head full of
steroids and opiates.
Oh yes, the name. At the last count, 166 instances in apn... the first
20 or so by YOU. First recent mention 2002 <== NOT BY ME
I noticed while checking the archive that WH said you emailed him
privately using that name. Your screw-ups are legion and legend.
So guess what, fruitcake? That gives it EXACTLY the same status as what
YOU did to Marvin.
Well done!
Again, *snigger*
-A
Tony
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16 Feb 2005 05:02:33 AM |
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Absolute Zero wrote:
itwill@happen.com wrote:
8<
You are as usual, clueless.
Like I said Tommy Boy, go ahead and put up a website with someones
personal info without their persmission, see what it gets you.
Hell Tony, all it requires is the name and it'll draw a frickin' map for
you.
Oh yes, the name. At the last count, 166 instances in apn... the first
20 or so by YOU. First recent mention 2002 <== NOT BY ME
I noticed while checking the archive that WH said you emailed him
privately using that name. Your screw-ups are legion and legend.
So guess what, fruitcake? That gives it EXACTLY the same status as what
YOU did to Marvin.
Well done!
-A
Thanks for the reminder.
Now that I know where to send the legal paperwork, I'll be sure to start
the legal proceedings over that little incident. I could use the money
for a holiday to Aruba in the spring.
Cheers!
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17 Feb 2005 06:24:40 AM |
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Absolute Zero wrote:
itwill@happen.com wrote:
8<
You are as usual, clueless.
Like I said Tommy Boy, go ahead and put up a website with someones
personal info without their persmission, see what it gets you.
Hell Tony, all it requires is the name and it'll draw a frickin' map for
you.
Have you even visited www.switchboard.com ??????????
You can block the listing, you know?
1. Select 'Person'
2. Enter 'First Name' and 'Last Name'
3. Click 'Search'
4. Click 'Update your listing'
5. Click 'Remove your listing'
I don't know what, if anything, happens then.
I'd do it if I were you.
Oh yes, the name. At the last count, 166 instances in apn... the first
20 or so by YOU. First recent mention 2002 <== NOT BY ME
I noticed while checking the archive that WH said you emailed him
privately using that name. Your screw-ups are legion and legend.
So guess what, fruitcake? That gives it EXACTLY the same status as what
YOU did to Marvin.
Well done!
No comment?
-A
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17 Feb 2005 11:31:37 AM |
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Absolute Zero wrote:
Absolute Zero wrote:
itwill@happen.com wrote:
8<
You are as usual, clueless.
Like I said Tommy Boy, go ahead and put up a website with someones
personal info without their persmission, see what it gets you.
Hell Tony, all it requires is the name and it'll draw a frickin' map
for you.
Have you even visited www.switchboard.com ??????????
You can block the listing, you know?
1. Select 'Person'
2. Enter 'First Name' and 'Last Name'
3. Click 'Search'
4. Click 'Update your listing'
5. Click 'Remove your listing'
I don't know what, if anything, happens then.
I'd do it if I were you.
It's still there... don't you care about personal details on a web site?
-A
Oh yes, the name. At the last count, 166 instances in apn... the first
20 or so by YOU. First recent mention 2002 <== NOT BY ME
I noticed while checking the archive that WH said you emailed him
privately using that name. Your screw-ups are legion and legend.
So guess what, fruitcake? That gives it EXACTLY the same status as
what YOU did to Marvin.
Well done!
No comment?
-A
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15 Feb 2005 09:52:20 AM |
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tw wrote:
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
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that's now 3 on my guilty list, keep playing, the closer they are too
me, the sooner they get the same harm that comes to my family.
(With profuse apologists to Gilbert and Sullivan - if anyone can come up
with a last verse, that would be just perfect. Notice I didn't have much to
change in verse 2 either)
Ah, The Mikado.
This being the missing verse, I take it.
And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist--I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as--What d'ye call him--Thing'em-bob, and likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who--
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
-A
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential gays who play with men's staffs--
With their nicely furnished houses and their girly high-pitched laughs--
There Absolute and Dani (for whom I had too little class)
And legion other posters who in defeat have kicked my arse
There's Mr John F Lemke who I like to call limpwrist
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.
There's the Arab and the Persian, and the others of his race,
And Krib the terrorist--I've got them on the list!
And the people who defeat me and then rub it in my face,
They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And any other lady now I think about it, aye.
They don't accept my stockinged offers, and it really gets me pissed-
I don't think they'd be missed--I'm sure they'd not he missed!
CHORUS. He's got her on the list--he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed--I'm sure
she'll not be missed!
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| User: "tw" |
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| Title: Re: Tony's list - a work in Progress |
15 Feb 2005 09:54:39 AM |
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"Absolute Zero" <amycaton@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:cut5mm$6cf$1@news7.svr.pol.co.uk...
tw wrote:
<itwill@happen.com> wrote in message
news:1108475546.f66e052fe301f1844ac60fbd3ebe2c2e@teranews...
that's now 3 on my guilty list, keep playing, the closer they are too
me, the sooner they get the same harm that comes to my family.
(With profuse apologists to Gilbert and Sullivan - if anyone can come up
with a last verse, that would be just perfect. Notice I didn't have much
to
change in verse 2 either)
Ah, The Mikado.
This being the missing verse, I take it.
And that Nisi Prius nuisance, who just now is rather rife,
The Judicial humorist--I've got him on the list!
All funny fellows, comic men, and clowns of private life--
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed.
And apologetic statesmen of a compromising kind,
Such as--What d'ye call him--Thing'em-bob, and likewise--Never-mind,
And 'St--'st--'st--and What's-his-name, and also You-know-who--
The task of filling up the blanks I'd rather leave to you.
But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list,
For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
That's the one... needs translating to more APN-esque imagery but my
creative juices are spent for now.
-A
As some day it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list--I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground,
And who never would be missed--who never would be missed!
There's the pestilential gays who play with men's staffs--
With their nicely furnished houses and their girly high-pitched laughs--
There Absolute and Dani (for whom I had too little class)
And legion other posters who in defeat have kicked my arse
There's Mr John F Lemke who I like to call limpwrist
They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed!
CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list;
And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of
'em be missed.
There's the Arab and the Persian, and the others of his race,
And Krib the terrorist--I've got them on the list!
And the people who defeat me and then rub it in my face,
They never would be missed--they never would be missed!
Then the idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone,
All centuries but this, and every country but his own;
And the lady from the provinces, who dresses like a guy,
And any other lady now I think about it, aye.
They don't accept my stockinged offers, and it really gets me pissed-
I don't think they'd be missed--I'm sure they'd not he missed!
CHORUS. He's got her on the list--he's got her on the list;
And I don't think she'll be missed--I'm sure
she'll not be missed!
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