torture
+++
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+++
Joe Jackson
'Real Men'
+++
real man's syndrome
+++
i rolled in th door this arv
3 bourbons inside me
rare fr me durin th week
+++
and sure enough
a letter frm th court
+++
want me to come in and face torture
i've been adjourned and
they want me to front court
+++
i'll have four days of extra sore testicles
so much female pheremones and
in an air conditioned
courtroom
+++
no way
not goin thru that pan again
i'll be fuckin sittin there fr
hours man
+++
while th cunts with money and
a real lwayer
get their
lesser sentences
+++
wot th ***** am i gunna do ?
+++
easiest option is
ask my god
th land
to bring in a tsunami and
wipe brisbane off th planet
+++
it's on th backburner ok
+++
i'll be doubly punished
+++
i deserve to lose my licence
i dont deserve to be tortured
+++
another letter
came thru th mailbox
same load
frm sper
th state government
enforcment registry
to th occupant
lookin fr me
+++
think i;ve gone missing
+++
hmm
+++
ya cant front a doctors certificate
with my condition
even if it is
one in four billion
my doctor is a weak arsed *****
+++
bt sper has me down as
my fines
come out of my disability pension
+++
th system still
not sure wot to do with me
+++
when my anger calms down
th left testicle
still givin me th shits
been complaining abou it all day
th bong thang
right fuckin now
or u die *****
..
..
..
i'm gunna make some waves this time
i dont wanna be tortured again
why i dont go to pubs
and hang around
+++
can fuckin smoke
cant take my regular painkiller and
man i am gunna make th hugest scene
+++
if i walk in that courtroom straight
ppl are gunna die
with my gift
+++
ugly
+++
balfugly
+++
option two is
take th cop's advice
and go back to th underworld
+++
option 3 is
wipe brisbane off th planet
+++
option 3 is th easiest black
+++
though it wouldnt seem it
to th fuckhead
pokin their nose in my diary
***** *****
or i'll kill u
+++
"u cant take yr body into a"
"air conditioned courtroom for half day or'
'worse"
+++
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+++
Röyksopp
'Only This Moment'
+++
it's th after consequences
that no judge in this land
will listen to
+++
i'm in it
and it;s deep
+++
"settle down jenny"
"smoek some drugs"
"i'll get some legal advice"
and who is going to pay fr that
+++
last duty solicitor i got
got me yelled at by th beak and
put back in th list
in th back of th courtroom
+++
"i'll fix"
u say that
"smoke yr fuckin greens pirate jenny"
scuse i
..
..
..
u did put a fix in
when i quit
as
the witchdoctor of australia and
i pulled my protection spell
on our aussie soldiers
involved inth war on terror
and we've lost our first one
since then
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+++
Regurgitator
'Blubber Boy (Riding The Wave O'
+++
"under 3 weeks"
"within th traditional timeframe"
+++
i need a queens counsel
"he wont help u break australia's constitution"
+++
if i frnt th court
it'll break
+++
"relax jenny"
"we're th only psychic"
"wwho predicted we'd lose an aussie soldier"
"within our usual timeframe"
so
+++
means *****
+++
lots of ppl will die black
aussies
+++
i cant do that
+++
"option 4 pull th pin"
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+++
Bob Marley And The Wailers
'Misty Morning'
+++
i'm not killin myself over a little weed
and a minor dui charge
+++
too easy to kill somebody else
+++
ex triple o secret agent man
+++
pass fr both sexes and
black and white
+++
"he said not to write it down"
"in yr excuse to th court"
+++
he did
+++
i'm more used to
bein open about myself
to groups of less than twenty paulie
+++
"should be interesting then"
oh dear
+++
my doctor is missing
little brother
had to go to another qu
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+++
Powderfinger
'Rockin' Rocks'
+++
ack today
ya spineless *****
+++
"he's avoiding both of us now"
+++
i might give him some reason to avoid me
+++
"not his fault"
"cant prove it either way"
drag in
thirty of my ex girlfriends
+++
"they wont do anything fr u"
+++
fuckin docotrs dont even wanan
talk to em
+++
we can assess u
without talkin to all yr ex bitches
no ya fuckin cant
+++
ws easier when i ws married
+++
u come out of hiding *****
with my firstborn son or
+++
"i'll look into it"
+++
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+++
Nirvana
'Polly'
+++
ok paulie
+++
i'm not bein fuckin tortured again
+++
"i'll beat my brothe rup"
"he'll go to his doctor and "
"talk about his problem with th"
"crystal balls curse"
that isnt a fix
"no bt i'll feel better"
"i owe him 20 punches in th head"
+++
i do
+++
"u wont hit im"
"jst tell im to get fucked"
"fourteen times a day"
he doesnt get it
"more thn half deaf"
+++
ya know wot th ringing in his ears is
"yes, bt no doctor will agree with me"
+++
thanks mum
u are a fuckin *****
+++
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+++
Queen
'Bohemian Rhapsody.mp3'
+++
how would th papal curse
family curse
go down in court
+++
he'd shut me up fast
+++
"make a submission"
+++
if it;s my usual fashion
that wont get far
+++
"it might"
+++
here's a copy of my diary
go hard
+++
hmm
+++
is th inspector general
of th secret services of australia
ever
going to answer his mail
+++
i might remember
wot i did for a living
for australia
+++
i fuckin warned th feda
would i have sent a fuckin email to em
beint outlaw ***** i am
if i wasnt tryint o warn em
a month before their plane augured in
i had a fuckin travel warning on
indonesia
fuckin garuda disaster
+++
"magic doesnt exist in"
"law"
it will soon
if they;re not careful
+++
"they cant have that"
i know
+++
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+++
Tracy Chapman
'Fast Car'
+++
and a bridge pylon
+++
"u'll get thru this"
+++
with no ***** holdin my hand
+++
"sitnorm"
+++
"kuta is holdin yr hand"
yeah ok
"cmon jenny"
"she'll fix it"
+++
i believe
"well show yr belief then"
"she'll fox it"
no leave it
+++
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+++
Weird Al Yankovich
'Elmo's Got A Gun'
+++
spent th afternoon
with th anti christ
the land rover
at th auto electrician's
+++
looks liek i have my licence
to pick it up tomorrow ater all
"looks after little brother"
"his shitbox"
+++
i'd suicide on a unicycle black
+++
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+++
Wolfmother
'Colossal'
+++
"always wantin to do somethin different"
+++
"ya know it wouldnt let ya"
"too magic"
"and ya have to rememebr yr beliefs"
"how can u die ?"
only if it;s
meaningless
+++
"cn th former"
"witchoctor of australia"
"fr six yrs"
"death"
"ever be meaningless"
"with th magic we've done"
none of that;s public
secret men;s business
+++
"who gives a ***** wot th public think"
dumb fuckers dont know anything
about how their world works
+++
so i cant run out and
off myself
+++
"wot else is new"
it;s on th table
+++
and i'm th dominant personality
+++
"yr jst shitty"
yeah i'm gunne be
fuckin tortured again
+++
it's only a coupel of weeks
since i got tortured by th cops
give me to a dickless tracy
to be minded
u've got my fuckin record
+++
while ya trash my car
+++
"option five"
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+++
Starsailor (Tin White Duke Mix
'Four To The Floor '
+++
leave oz
+++
and chase after th woman of my dreams
+++
"be an adventure anyway"
+++
i wouldnt come back
"little brother lives here"
+++
he'd follow me
within a yr
+++
"ya want a dutch passport ?"
+++
cn ya get me one ?
"i cn get anything"
+++
they got my original name ?
"yeah but"
"i dont think he wrote it down"
+++
hmm
+++
how about a french pasport
"trickier bt'
+++
"maybe"
+++
th old lady made a mistake comin here
+++
truly oma ws right
th place is full of savages
+++
i'm not on good terms with my family paultje
+++
"blood is thicker than water"
+++
i'll still call myself aboriginal
used to other ppl doin it
+++
psychic minder fr hire
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+++
The Verve
'Space And Time'
+++
i ws readinth psychic ads today
in th women;s magazines and
+++
99.9 % accurate
+++
***** i only get five percent
"if that"
and i got
360 thousand
psychic kills
+++
'advertising"
+++
ya gotta love their claims
+++
"it;s coz they dont offer proof"
u goin einstein non me
for every action
an opposite reaction *****
"sell fake magic"
"and give em real magic"
+++
hmm
+++
they only buy wot;s *****
if ya gave em real magic
they;d ask fr their money back
+++
"spent 17 yrs on th carnival"
"clip th cunts"
+++
i ws a minder
to th gypsies banker
we didnt sell ***** to th public
+++
"fat johnny cn still sit on it and
"spin"
which one
"both"
+++
when's th election ?
"we frnt court again before then"
cn u get me another
adjournment
"piece of *****"
+++
ok
+++
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+++
Bruce Springsteen
'Born To Run'
+++
how could i be a flight risk
i cant even travel on public transport
+++
"i cn fly a plane"
says u
+++
3 days before th last time i ws tortured
by female pheremones
i doctored up apic
on my desktop
a cartoon
of a goldfish
in a goldfish bowl
bein tortured by a nazi cat
++++
th house current
goin into th goldfish bowl and
th cat askin
where is th escape tunnel ?
+++
a nonsensical question
+++
get tortured
no matter wot ya say
+++
i wouldnt go to my own
brothers fuckin birthday party
coz fuckin stinkin women were gunna be there
and i cant smoke at th pub
+++
'i'm gettin u outta here"
+++
fuckin savages
+++
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+++
Karen Carpenter
'Yesterday Omce More'
+++
we have too many
aborignal deaths in custody
still
+++
if i go inside
i'll die in there
th cunts would put a female screw
on my landing
"every time"
+++
and bein a chick
she;d have to push it
only every girlfriend
i';ve ever had
has used it on me
+++
sore balls every day
+++
even when th *****
condescends to ***** me
+++
cepth then
i get half days
no pain
instead of
an hour and a half
after
wanking
+++
***** u
+++
so high and fuckin mighty
above th animals hey
+++
***** doesnt care she affects ya
most of my female friends
got off more
if i ws in pain
+++
why i dumped em all
+++
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+++
The Eagles
'Witchy Woman'
+++
i dumped julie
ex girlfriend
friends for twenty yrs afterwards
i found her in my bed
when i woke up and
and she didnt ***** me
we dont talk anymore
we'll never talk again
+++
ever
+++
crossed th line
+++
never purple
+++
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+++
Kylie Minogue
'Secret (Take You Home)'
+++
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+++
Tatu
'All The Things You Said (RUS)'
+++
go and get fucked
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"james black"
'the land surfer"
+++
p.s.
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+++
George
'Run'
+++
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