tough love
+++
turn th music on barry
+++
ammonia
'drugs'
+++
you didnt have yur drugs this mornin young man
as im now told
+++
i was about to go pick th nephew up from high school
and threw on my
old motocrcycle club t shirt
hmm
been a long time since i've worn this
trek to th school and
he's punched out a wall
and got a badly bruised knuckle
unfortunately
for him
he's got
th ex
vice
president of a motorcycle club
starin at im
hmmm
not much sympathy
told you about yur anger yesterday
+++
he doesnt see
how someone of my size
could be vice prez
of a bike club
because little dude
ya can put me in hospital
but io come back
at three am
know where you sleep and
baseball bat to th head
repeatedly
+++
radiohead
'just'(you do it to yourself)
+++
keeps most of em honest
never took a punch in th bike world
+++
attitude mate
+++
it's self inflicted
stop whingin
and do yur project
yur old man agrees
+++
wot did i tell you yesterday about savin yur work
never trust a computer
+++
look mate
yesterday
i was writin up my diary
called th page
automatic saving
an hour later it's
"uncle paulie"
"my computer shut down"
"and i lost all my work"
do tell
+++
th
shingles was
botherin me
as it does on occasion
gave him a diatribe and
flicked on th telly
wanted to have our arv meal
in front of it
and
first words
out of th box
"the nerves"
+++
pj harvey
'working for the man'
+++
some abc show
she was on about er nerves
+++
it grows more blatant
every day
+++
rang jane
we're on
+++
dont ***** with th wizard
+++
"<<<smile >>>"
hi paulie
thought that would bring you out
+++
yur balls drop today man ?
"t shirt fell out of th closet"
timing
+++
bundaberg
bike club
we still not happy
about dr death
incompetent doctor
+++
"i point th bone at you fucker"
"you killed some of my friends"
+++
i wait to read of your death
+++
"cant be two dr deaths"
+++
exit witchdoctor mode
+++
kristin hersh and michael stipe
'your ghost'
+++
"<<<smile>>>"
+++
i miss you godzilla
readin this
f series bible
by a guy called moses
mad f350
"unicycle carrier"
u wanna go for a ride on th way paulei ?
"yeah"
+++
unicycle surfing
+++
"down th river"
cool as
+++
go carvin circles thru th yuppies
on their roller blades
and th girls bicycles
with two wheels
"fuckin pussies"
+++
violent femmes
'country death song'
+++
bourbon pls
"i'll buy em on th way"
u really think he would have hooked one down ?
"would i 've ?"
well...
+++
i was vice president young man
caus eiwopuldnt let em talk
not recognise em from th chair
till i had a beer in my hand
+++
right fuckheads
listen up
th president rides a boat anchor
and is too pissed to drive into town
this is a school class room
take that joint outside
mr secretary
pls read the hours
+++
Mu
'jealous kids'
+++
***** em
"and ***** you"
+++
have a good day fuckheads
..
..
..
f truck
+++
p.s.
i'll pick a name one day
that i'll stick to
" land surfer dude"
+++
arlo guthrie
'ring around a rosy rag'
+++
just packn th bong
scuse i
..
..
..
"dont ***** with th wizard"
less yur a femjack
"you'll see er soon"
+++
yeah jane
i already used that one
his father
will probly use th same line
+++
***** ya media player
wot are ya doin ?
+++
noosha fox
's-s-s single bed'
+++
beware
yur reading the stoners bible
its a magic book
tells th future
written by the oracle of kuta
make sure you know the rules
+++
all characters in pauleis mind
can steal th main
memory trace
indicated by three similar symbols
on one line alone
all memory segments are seperate
just like in th human mind
cant read
th links
garbage out
+++
wot am i thinking ?
"you dont know wot yure fuckin thinking"
+++
"you dont wanna know"
+++
big pig
'i cant breakaway'
+++
"ok jane"
"you can play with jenny"
"you hurt er again"
"you deal with me"
+++
te
+++
today
i travel to see my stylist
she dresses me nice
+++
every event
is an adventure
worth recording
life is a journey
+++
frente
'bizarre love triangle'
+++
the wisdom of a fool wont set you free - lyric
+++
love me
"love my unicycle"
she's a magic *****
"a karmic wheel"
+++
"john howard our pm, nicole kidman and kylie minogue"
yur sick paulie
+++
tummie just went
+++
"anal leakage"
+++
machine gun fellatio
'the girl of my dreams is givin me nightmares'
+++
as long as yur sure
you still dont want me to have a sexchange
we'll get along fine
+++
"are you mad ?"
"jenny couldnt lick her clitty anymore"
"be like a regular chick"
"***** that"
+++
on B105
barry the monkey
th great god of synchronicity and
randomness
picks th music
mostly
barry does a better job
+++
"go fuckin hard barry"
+++
th unicycle calls wiz
+++
machine gun fellatio
'amorous'
+++
alright *****
you gunna spit me today ?
+++
"i can do a slap fall"
from a faceplant
"its either that or front hospital"
not with my skin
+++
i pointed out to my nephew
where my mp3 player
went into th concrete
in a faceplant
huge
off th front stack
at midnight
coming off th traffic island and
th flywheel went
zig
and i went zag
+++
i grok you in fullness...
..
..
..
"waiting is..."
.
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