Assad: How are you doing today, Mahmoud? May Allah be kind to you and your
loved ones, and to Iran, our great ally and good friend.
Ahmadinejad: Thank you, Bashir, and my sentiments to you are the same.
Uh...I want to bring up a sensitive issue with you, if I may.
Assad: Well, yes, certainly, Mahmoud, you know we have discussed many
sensitive issues, and difficult ones, among ourselves with great
understanding.
Ahmadinejad: Well, Bashir, I want you to know I support the establishment
of an international tribunal to investigate the assassination of former
Lebanese prime minister Rafik Hariri. I know this is a very delicate
matter with you and all Syrians, but I think it best that we all learn the
truth of what happened.
Assad: You...I...well...uh...why...how could you support such a ridiculous
investigation when I have assured you Syria had nothing to do with that
man's death??!! I mean, how could you turn on your closest friend and
ally, myself and the Syrian people, and make a dark stain upon us? How
could you do this, Mahmoud?
Ahmadinejad: I had hoped you would support the investigation to clear up
any Western suspicion Syria killed him. I know you and your people had
nothing to do with his death, so why is it that you are so opposed to it,
I wonder?
Assad: Listen, Mahmoud, you son of a jackal dog, either you believe me or
you don't, either you are a loyal friend and ally, or you are the licker
of Zionist conspirators' dirty plots against the Syria people, against not
only Syrians, but really all Muslims. We must stand united and trust and
support each other, as Syria had done with Iran for decades.
Ahmadinejad: I'm only saying, Bashir, that the investigation will prove to
the Zionist plotters your nation had nothing to do with it. And they will
have goat ***** on their faces, and we will have a great propaganda
victory. And...
Assad: You trust the Zionists to give Muslims a fair inquiry, do you, you
naive numbskull?! I cannot believe you would be so foolish and trusting of
their lying ways, you silly ***** in Great Satan's bordello!!
Ahmadinejad: You had better watch your tongue, Bashir, or lose it!! Iran
is bigger than your nation, and don't you forget it!! We Iranians want to
get the Persian Empire back into full swing, as before in ancient times. I
remind you that we don't have to have you as an ally to accomplish our
great goal, God willing.
Assad: You can eat my sweet corn and drink my urine, Mahmoud, you Western
cow that has its teets milked for pleasure by Zionist devils!!!!
(No further record exists of the outburst, but Western observers believe
they called each other derogatory names for over half an hour before
hanging up.)
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| Title: Re: Transcript of Angry Phone Call Between Assad and Ahmadinejad |
08 Mar 2007 09:55:21 PM |
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After Much Chewing of Cud and Cogitation, "Docrodile"
<swampthing@hellsbayou.net> Spat the Words
Assad: How are you doing today, Mahmoud? May Allah be kind to you and
your
loved ones, and to Iran, our great ally and good friend.
Ahmadinejad: Thank you, Bashir, and my sentiments to you are the same.
Uh...I want to bring up a sensitive issue with you, if I may.
Assad: Well, yes, certainly, Mahmoud, you know we have discussed many
sensitive issues, and difficult ones, among ourselves with great
understanding.
Ahmadinejad: Well, Bashir, I want you to know I support the
establishment
of an international tribunal to investigate the assassination of former
Lebanese prime minister Rafik Hariri. I know this is a very delicate
matter with you and all Syrians, but I think it best that we all learn
the
truth of what happened.
Assad: You...I...well...uh...why...how could you support such a
ridiculous
investigation when I have assured you Syria had nothing to do with that
man's death??!! I mean, how could you turn on your closest friend and
ally, myself and the Syrian people, and make a dark stain upon us? How
could you do this, Mahmoud?
Ahmadinejad: I had hoped you would support the investigation to clear up
any Western suspicion Syria killed him. I know you and your people had
nothing to do with his death, so why is it that you are so opposed to
it,
I wonder?
Assad: Listen, Mahmoud, you son of a jackal dog, either you believe me
or
you don't, either you are a loyal friend and ally, or you are the licker
of Zionist conspirators' dirty plots against the Syria people, against
not
only Syrians, but really all Muslims. We must stand united and trust and
support each other, as Syria had done with Iran for decades.
Ahmadinejad: I'm only saying, Bashir, that the investigation will prove
to
the Zionist plotters your nation had nothing to do with it. And they
will
have goat ***** on their faces, and we will have a great propaganda
victory. And...
Assad: You trust the Zionists to give Muslims a fair inquiry, do you,
you
naive numbskull?! I cannot believe you would be so foolish and trusting
of
their lying ways, you silly ***** in Great Satan's bordello!!
Ahmadinejad: You had better watch your tongue, Bashir, or lose it!! Iran
is bigger than your nation, and don't you forget it!! We Iranians want
to
get the Persian Empire back into full swing, as before in ancient times.
I
remind you that we don't have to have you as an ally to accomplish our
great goal, God willing.
Assad: You can eat my sweet corn and drink my urine, Mahmoud, you
Western
cow that has its teets milked for pleasure by Zionist devils!!!!
Independent reports indicate some variation on what Assad
actually said in the outburst. For example, here is one
interpretation:
"Mahmoud, you camel-dipping sodomist, you lick the dangling
gonads of the Zionists and suckle sour milk from American
***** teats !!"
Another report has him saying something like this:
"Flea infested US-Zionist ***** rim licker ! No more slumber
parties with my harem for you !!"
Whatever Assad actually did say, it is clear he was not
pleased with the Iranian president.
(No further record exists of the outburst, but Western observers believe
they called each other derogatory names for over half an hour before
hanging up.)
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| Title: Re: Transcript of Angry Phone Call Between Assad and Ahmadinejad |
09 Mar 2007 02:28:05 AM |
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"Perseid" <eidpers@anti-spam.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:Xns98EDD4D5DE1A0rrfkwrantispamattbic@216.196.97.136...
After Much Chewing of Cud and Cogitation, "Docrodile"
<swampthing@hellsbayou.net> Spat the Words
Assad: How are you doing today, Mahmoud? May Allah be kind to you and
your
loved ones, and to Iran, our great ally and good friend.
Ahmadinejad: Thank you, Bashir, and my sentiments to you are the same.
Uh...I want to bring up a sensitive issue with you, if I may.
Assad: Well, yes, certainly, Mahmoud, you know we have discussed many
sensitive issues, and difficult ones, among ourselves with great
understanding.
Ahmadinejad: Well, Bashir, I want you to know I support the
establishment
of an international tribunal to investigate the assassination of former
Lebanese prime minister Rafik Hariri. I know this is a very delicate
matter with you and all Syrians, but I think it best that we all learn
the
truth of what happened.
Assad: You...I...well...uh...why...how could you support such a
ridiculous
investigation when I have assured you Syria had nothing to do with that
man's death??!! I mean, how could you turn on your closest friend and
ally, myself and the Syrian people, and make a dark stain upon us? How
could you do this, Mahmoud?
Ahmadinejad: I had hoped you would support the investigation to clear
up
any Western suspicion Syria killed him. I know you and your people had
nothing to do with his death, so why is it that you are so opposed to
it,
I wonder?
Assad: Listen, Mahmoud, you son of a jackal dog, either you believe me
or
you don't, either you are a loyal friend and ally, or you are the
licker
of Zionist conspirators' dirty plots against the Syria people, against
not
only Syrians, but really all Muslims. We must stand united and trust
and
support each other, as Syria had done with Iran for decades.
Ahmadinejad: I'm only saying, Bashir, that the investigation will prove
to
the Zionist plotters your nation had nothing to do with it. And they
will
have goat ***** on their faces, and we will have a great propaganda
victory. And...
Assad: You trust the Zionists to give Muslims a fair inquiry, do you,
you
naive numbskull?! I cannot believe you would be so foolish and trusting
of
their lying ways, you silly ***** in Great Satan's bordello!!
Ahmadinejad: You had better watch your tongue, Bashir, or lose it!!
Iran
is bigger than your nation, and don't you forget it!! We Iranians want
to
get the Persian Empire back into full swing, as before in ancient
times.
I
remind you that we don't have to have you as an ally to accomplish our
great goal, God willing.
Assad: You can eat my sweet corn and drink my urine, Mahmoud, you
Western
cow that has its teets milked for pleasure by Zionist devils!!!!
Independent reports indicate some variation on what Assad
actually said in the outburst. For example, here is one
interpretation:
"Mahmoud, you camel-dipping sodomist, you lick the dangling
gonads of the Zionists and suckle sour milk from American
***** teats !!"
Another report has him saying something like this:
"Flea infested US-Zionist ***** rim licker ! No more slumber
parties with my harem for you !!"
Whatever Assad actually did say, it is clear he was not
pleased with the Iranian president.
Well, I see you managed to get a copy of the censored x-rated transcript.
Lucky you...LOL!
Docrodile :))~
(No further record exists of the outburst, but Western observers
believe
they called each other derogatory names for over half an hour before
hanging up.)
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Transcript of Angry Phone Call Between Assad and Ahmadinejad |
10 Mar 2007 04:42:02 PM |
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On Mar 9, 6:28 pm, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
"Perseid" <eidp...@anti-spam.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:Xns98EDD4D5DE1A0rrfkwrantispamattbic@216.196.97.136...
After Much Chewing of Cud and Cogitation, "Docrodile"
<swampth...@hellsbayou.net> Spat the Words
Assad: How are you doing today, Mahmoud? May Allah be kind to you and
your
loved ones, and to Iran, our great ally and good friend.
Ahmadinejad: Thank you, Bashir, and my sentiments to you are the same.
Uh...I want to bring up a sensitive issue with you, if I may.
Assad: Well, yes, certainly, Mahmoud, you know we have discussed many
sensitive issues, and difficult ones, among ourselves with great
understanding.
Ahmadinejad: Well, Bashir, I want you to know I support the
establishment
of an international tribunal to investigate the assassination of former
Lebanese prime minister Rafik Hariri. I know this is a very delicate
matter with you and all Syrians, but I think it best that we all learn
the
truth of what happened.
Assad: You...I...well...uh...why...how could you support such a
ridiculous
investigation when I have assured you Syria had nothing to do with that
man's death??!! I mean, how could you turn on your closest friend and
ally, myself and the Syrian people, and make a dark stain upon us? How
could you do this, Mahmoud?
Ahmadinejad: I had hoped you would support the investigation to clear
up
any Western suspicion Syria killed him. I know you and your people had
nothing to do with his death, so why is it that you are so opposed to
it,
I wonder?
Assad: Listen, Mahmoud, you son of a jackal dog, either you believe me
or
you don't, either you are a loyal friend and ally, or you are the
licker
of Zionist conspirators' dirty plots against the Syria people, against
not
only Syrians, but really all Muslims. We must stand united and trust
and
support each other, as Syria had done with Iran for decades.
Ahmadinejad: I'm only saying, Bashir, that the investigation will prove
to
the Zionist plotters your nation had nothing to do with it. And they
will
have goat ***** on their faces, and we will have a great propaganda
victory. And...
Assad: You trust the Zionists to give Muslims a fair inquiry, do you,
you
naive numbskull?! I cannot believe you would be so foolish and trusting
of
their lying ways, you silly ***** in Great Satan's bordello!!
Ahmadinejad: You had better watch your tongue, Bashir, or lose it!!
Iran
is bigger than your nation, and don't you forget it!! We Iranians want
to
get the Persian Empire back into full swing, as before in ancient
times.
I
remind you that we don't have to have you as an ally to accomplish our
great goal, God willing.
Assad: You can eat my sweet corn and drink my urine, Mahmoud, you
Western
cow that has its teets milked for pleasure by Zionist devils!!!!
Independent reports indicate some variation on what Assad
actually said in the outburst. For example, here is one
interpretation:
"Mahmoud, you camel-dipping sodomist, you lick the dangling
gonads of the Zionists and suckle sour milk from American
***** teats !!"
Another report has him saying something like this:
"Flea infested US-Zionist ***** rim licker ! No more slumber
parties with my harem for you !!"
Whatever Assad actually did say, it is clear he was not
pleased with the Iranian president.
Well, I see you managed to get a copy of the censored x-rated transcript.
Lucky you...LOL!
Docrodile :))~
(No further record exists of the outburst, but Western observers
believe
they called each other derogatory names for over half an hour before
hanging up.)
But we can hope top get a Crank Yankers skit soon.
LB
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| User: "Docrodile" |
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| Title: Re: Transcript of Angry Phone Call Between Assad and Ahmadinejad |
10 Mar 2007 10:47:05 PM |
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<leigh8bee@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:1173566522.388178.318920@64g2000cwx.googlegroups.com...
On Mar 9, 6:28 pm, "Docrodile" <swampth...@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
"Perseid" <eidp...@anti-spam.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:Xns98EDD4D5DE1A0rrfkwrantispamattbic@216.196.97.136...
After Much Chewing of Cud and Cogitation, "Docrodile"
<swampth...@hellsbayou.net> Spat the Words
Assad: How are you doing today, Mahmoud? May Allah be kind to you
and
your
loved ones, and to Iran, our great ally and good friend.
Ahmadinejad: Thank you, Bashir, and my sentiments to you are the
same.
Uh...I want to bring up a sensitive issue with you, if I may.
Assad: Well, yes, certainly, Mahmoud, you know we have discussed
many
sensitive issues, and difficult ones, among ourselves with great
understanding.
Ahmadinejad: Well, Bashir, I want you to know I support the
establishment
of an international tribunal to investigate the assassination of
former
Lebanese prime minister Rafik Hariri. I know this is a very delicate
matter with you and all Syrians, but I think it best that we all
learn
the
truth of what happened.
Assad: You...I...well...uh...why...how could you support such a
ridiculous
investigation when I have assured you Syria had nothing to do with
that
man's death??!! I mean, how could you turn on your closest friend
and
ally, myself and the Syrian people, and make a dark stain upon us?
How
could you do this, Mahmoud?
Ahmadinejad: I had hoped you would support the investigation to
clear
up
any Western suspicion Syria killed him. I know you and your people
had
nothing to do with his death, so why is it that you are so opposed
to
it,
I wonder?
Assad: Listen, Mahmoud, you son of a jackal dog, either you believe
me
or
you don't, either you are a loyal friend and ally, or you are the
licker
of Zionist conspirators' dirty plots against the Syria people,
against
not
only Syrians, but really all Muslims. We must stand united and trust
and
support each other, as Syria had done with Iran for decades.
Ahmadinejad: I'm only saying, Bashir, that the investigation will
prove
to
the Zionist plotters your nation had nothing to do with it. And they
will
have goat ***** on their faces, and we will have a great propaganda
victory. And...
Assad: You trust the Zionists to give Muslims a fair inquiry, do
you,
you
naive numbskull?! I cannot believe you would be so foolish and
trusting
of
their lying ways, you silly ***** in Great Satan's bordello!!
Ahmadinejad: You had better watch your tongue, Bashir, or lose it!!
Iran
is bigger than your nation, and don't you forget it!! We Iranians
want
to
get the Persian Empire back into full swing, as before in ancient
times.
I
remind you that we don't have to have you as an ally to accomplish
our
great goal, God willing.
Assad: You can eat my sweet corn and drink my urine, Mahmoud, you
Western
cow that has its teets milked for pleasure by Zionist devils!!!!
Independent reports indicate some variation on what Assad
actually said in the outburst. For example, here is one
interpretation:
"Mahmoud, you camel-dipping sodomist, you lick the dangling
gonads of the Zionists and suckle sour milk from American
***** teats !!"
Another report has him saying something like this:
"Flea infested US-Zionist ***** rim licker ! No more slumber
parties with my harem for you !!"
Whatever Assad actually did say, it is clear he was not
pleased with the Iranian president.
Well, I see you managed to get a copy of the censored x-rated
transcript.
Lucky you...LOL!
Docrodile :))~
(No further record exists of the outburst, but Western observers
believe
they called each other derogatory names for over half an hour before
hanging up.)
But we can hope top get a Crank Yankers skit soon.
LB
Mahmoud: Hey, Bashar, as soon as Iran gets an atomic warhead, the clerics
and I have decided to test it out on Damascus. What do you think of that?
Bashar: Who is this? This cannot be Mahmoud!! I demand to know who you
are, you prankster!
Mahmoud: Oh...it's me, alright. I've gone utterly mad, Bashar, and the
clerics have all lost their fucking minds. (insane laughter)
Bashar: I wish I had cut your throat at our last meeting, you scorpion.
Mahmoud: I wish you had, too, Bashar. (more insane laughter) People at the
UN two years ago saw a greenish halo around my head while I spoke to the
General Assembly.
Bashar: What are you saying, you crazy idiot ....?
Mahmoud: Ever heard of the Mahdi? (much more insane laughter)
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19 Mar 2007 02:23:24 PM |
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On Thu, 8 Mar 2007 18:09:07 -0800, "Docrodile"
<swampthing@hellsbayou.net> wrote:
Assad: How are you doing today, Mahmoud? May Allah be kind to you and your
loved ones, and to Iran, our great ally and good friend.
Ahmadinejad: Thank you, Bashir, and my sentiments to you are the same.
Uh...I want to bring up a sensitive issue with you, if I may.
Assad: Well, yes, certainly, Mahmoud, you know we have discussed many
sensitive issues, and difficult ones, among ourselves with great
understanding.
Ahmadinejad: Well, Bashir, I want you to know I support the establishment
of an international tribunal to investigate the assassination of former
Lebanese prime minister Rafik Hariri. I know this is a very delicate
matter with you and all Syrians, but I think it best that we all learn the
truth of what happened.
Assad: You...I...well...uh...why...how could you support such a ridiculous
investigation when I have assured you Syria had nothing to do with that
man's death??!! I mean, how could you turn on your closest friend and
ally, myself and the Syrian people, and make a dark stain upon us? How
could you do this, Mahmoud?
Ahmadinejad: I had hoped you would support the investigation to clear up
any Western suspicion Syria killed him. I know you and your people had
nothing to do with his death, so why is it that you are so opposed to it,
I wonder?
Assad: Listen, Mahmoud, you son of a jackal dog, either you believe me or
you don't, either you are a loyal friend and ally, or you are the licker
of Zionist conspirators' dirty plots against the Syria people, against not
only Syrians, but really all Muslims. We must stand united and trust and
support each other, as Syria had done with Iran for decades.
Ahmadinejad: I'm only saying, Bashir, that the investigation will prove to
the Zionist plotters your nation had nothing to do with it. And they will
have goat ***** on their faces, and we will have a great propaganda
victory. And...
Assad: You trust the Zionists to give Muslims a fair inquiry, do you, you
naive numbskull?! I cannot believe you would be so foolish and trusting of
their lying ways, you silly ***** in Great Satan's bordello!!
Ahmadinejad: You had better watch your tongue, Bashir, or lose it!! Iran
is bigger than your nation, and don't you forget it!! We Iranians want to
get the Persian Empire back into full swing, as before in ancient times. I
remind you that we don't have to have you as an ally to accomplish our
great goal, God willing.
Assad: You can eat my sweet corn and drink my urine, Mahmoud, you Western
cow that has its teets milked for pleasure by Zionist devils!!!!
(No further record exists of the outburst, but Western observers believe
they called each other derogatory names for over half an hour before
hanging up.)
...lol
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