typical opposite reaction
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i hate th international dateline
it throws my predictions out
by at least a day
in th northern hemisphere
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where was i ?
huge psychic that i am
that gives th future in opposites and
cryptic clues
when th fuckers were bombing kuta beach
for th second time
i was out singing for joy
in th street
which i havent done in months
+++
where were you ?
do a little
just a little searching
against th email address in this posting
+++
head first
into th brick wall
much better off
,
..
..
the land surfer
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| User: "Half-Mad" |
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04 Oct 2005 04:41:34 AM |
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My I molest your eye socket?
On 2005-10-03 11:51 PM, the land surfer wrote:
typical opposite reaction
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i hate th international dateline
it throws my predictions out
by at least a day
in th northern hemisphere
+++
where was i ?
huge psychic that i am
that gives th future in opposites and
cryptic clues
when th fuckers were bombing kuta beach
for th second time
i was out singing for joy
in th street
which i havent done in months
+++
where were you ?
do a little
just a little searching
against th email address in this posting
+++
head first
into th brick wall
much better off
,
..
..
the land surfer
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| User: "the land surfer" |
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| Title: Re: typical opposite reaction |
27 Dec 2005 11:43:33 PM |
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Half-Mad <half.mad@gmail.com> wrote in news:9eqdnQRTj8vG09_eRVn-
hw@rogers.com:
My I molest your eye socket?
come and visit me in person
i'll put a pipe up yur arse
fill yur arse with cut barbed wire
and kick you around my yard
and be completely
unmoved
kutaman
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: typical opposite reaction |
04 Oct 2005 06:09:28 PM |
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These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to be
gutted with a dull fork.
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| User: "ylferiF" |
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| Title: Re: typical opposite reaction |
05 Oct 2005 01:26:15 AM |
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<FLjeffbeach@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:1128467367.997339.247510@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to be
gutted with a dull fork.
Better still, just killfile her/it and hope no idiot replies to it.
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| User: "waratah" |
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07 Oct 2005 06:18:13 AM |
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"ylferiF" <.@...> wrote in message
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<FLjeffbeach@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:1128467367.997339.247510@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to be
gutted with a dull fork.
Better still, just killfile her/it and hope no idiot replies to it.
Nah. Trolls keep usenet alive these days.
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| User: "the land surfer" |
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27 Dec 2005 11:38:19 PM |
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"waratah" <cdewhurst@hotkey.net.au.remove> wrote in news:4346597a_1
@news.iprimus.com.au:
"ylferiF" <.@...> wrote in message
news:43437200$0$48276$c30e37c6@ken-reader.news.telstra.net...
<FLjeffbeach@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:1128467367.997339.247510@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to
be
gutted with a dull fork.
Better still, just killfile her/it and hope no idiot replies to
it.
Nah. Trolls keep usenet alive these days.
you ppl assume that ppl who comment on me
are my only readers
trolls
are who i talk to
good trolls dont talk
Subject: the witchdoctors diary-page umm-who cares
Newsgroups: bigpond
news:alt.fan.heinlein,alt.tv.charmed,alt.fan.harry-
potter,alt.traditional.witchcraft,alt.witchcraft,01alt.folklore.urban
Followup-To: alt.fan.heinlein
the witchdoctors diary-page umm-who cares
+++
just turnin th music on
+++
chris isaak
'baby did a bad bad thing'
+++
speakin of isaac
zak painted my face up for
kuta lady's twenty first birthday party
yesterday
thank you man
was gorgeous
+++
real cheap paint
plastic
three colour
and
he did a beautiful jesters face
then th girls stuck my fro up
into
five
clumps of hair like listers
and i
put a couple empty drug baggies
hangin off one of em
skull and cross bones
pirate pants
with
clown pants over th top
th skulls show thru th hpoles
its dr death in me
rainbow coloured
toe socks
red clown shoes
no bells
and a black vest
was so girlie
jenyy in me
was definitely playin
at a
footy club of all things
are you mad kuta lady ?
+++
they killed th tab
hang on
+++
travis
'why does it always rain on me'
+++
caught four of us
in th disabled toilets
smokin drugs
i dunno
i rolled in th footy cub when i entered
on my wheelchair
its just got th one wheel
+++
***** we laughed
+++
tenacious d
'inward singin'
+++
ok
i'm writin up my diary
been a month or so
almost forgotten how to do it
+++
hi i'm jennifer
"and i'm paulie"
+++
BLACK
"ok"
+++
little brother put twenty punches in my head
th other week
+++
so my other half is
BLACK
"i said ok"
+++
its an earlier personality
th identity died when th cunts got
politically correct
+++
"and you married that female bouncer"
+++
the black eyed peas
'hands up'
+++
i was her wife
+++
"weird"
i was gunna have a sexchange
"that why you tweaked th lesbians nipple th other night? "
you clock her old mans reaction when i told him about it ?
"yeah"
+++
ummm
i knocked on th door
of my son's grandfathers house
under a mad sky
huge storm
and this *****
got speared by a tree
in th sternum
dead of course
while i was talkin to im
but my brother and
my uncle
still wont go chat to th *****
about my sons testicles
i run out of drugs today
and smokes
jennifer bugs out
BLACK
comes back to life
only got bread and water
gunna bee interesting
"yur a ***** jenny"
yep
"good girl"
+++
nirvana
'polly'
+++
oh
this woman in
the gap
was found dead in her
car
been there five days they say
they think natural
causes
the gap is th volcano of kuta of course
and i'm the
lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
+++
The lethal kadaitcha man of kuta sends xmas greetings.
love ya HARD
BLACK
-
sms message i sent to my friends and family for chrissie
xmas
sorry
most
99%
replied with
merry xmas paulie
+++
anyone who didnt
i'm still following up
+++
preset studio keepers
'come together'(hallen)
+++
time for some drugs
..
..
..
so i cant feel my savages testicles *****
i got a curse
i'm a real wizard
blue balls every day
least when i'm not stoned as a *****
or ridin my unicycle more than twenty minutes
comfortably numb
"just smoke some fuckin drugs"
..
..
..
scuse i
..
..
..
..
..
..
"more gooder"
"yur gunna bee a ***** to deal with in three or four days time"
i'm purging
"i know"
+++
"sometimes i wish i controlled you"
+++
jenny moved out a couple of weeks before xmas
her car broke down outside barbie girls place
usually breaks down nt h driveway
i'm a lazy ***** wizard
like to bee close to th coffee pot
+++
easy star all stars
'money extended'
+++
sorry kuta
we're down to under twenty bucks
this net access cost us
20
i not tell em
what cums
january 23 or 24
or investigate it
+++
warnin ppl
of danger
doesnt make em listen to it
fuckem
+++
i sent a message to mik finally
told im he could have his dr death cape back
i pointed th bone of death at dr death and
dr azahari bit th bullet
twelve days later
safe for you now man
he replied umm
nah you keep it
won that fuckin argument
+++
got two hundred thousand deaths on my conscience
strongest kadaitcha man
my ppl ever produced
i'm wakin around oz currently
bare shirt
with
BLACK
written up my side in
blue ink
i change it every day but
always
out there
and reverted to
dirty blue jeans
originals
my ***** attitude
i am a woman
i've got a ***** in me
+++
he stopped th tab at th bar
for his daughters twnety first birthday party
i still fornted
paid for mdrink
and th biggest ***** in th room
made a point of
fuckin bullhsit
said hi to me and
gave me respect
i got big nuts
standin there girlie
in a football club
run by th guy next door
but um
did make his son and him
wear a few
when i was swannina roudnd th yard ion a sarong
and they callin me gay
i was
dirty dancin down th coast
edge of th island
with five chicks
me in facepaint
and fuckin two
+++
kevin bloody wilson
'stack the fridge'
+++
chick at th bar
with sweet tattoo
got a piccie of me outside
hey i'm th jester
kuta lady asked me
***** as th jester
medieval theme party
then this chick
can i get another photo of ya inside
th light too bright
ok
and i did
least she asked
and give me a wicked grin
<<< smile >>>
+++
three hair ties in each
clump of dave lister fro
and a couple of drug baggies
oh i'm just
tryin to get em filled
+++
no i never saw that movie
condoms ?
white boys condoms
no use to me
+++
simon and garfunkel
'cecilia'
+++
no-one saw th baggies till
i mentiopned em at th bar to one of my brothers
walked round th corner and
lil sis
big grin
what th ***** are they jenny ?
+++
i travelled to wombles before xmas
for xmas drinbks
and to get wet
singin with im
came home at dawn
had a problemw ith th car
more later
wouldnt drive up hills in daylight
and got nabbed by th pigs in an rbt
way over
they decided to park me
and retest me in half an hour
and forgot all about me
do re mi
'idiot grin'
fuckhead coppers
i get oiut th car
orignals jeans
wizard alien skull int h bakc window
hfull of empty borubon cans
drugs all thru th car
hey guys
remember me ?
cause they still got my licence
oh
um
i forgot about you
he says
no surprise to me but
they all [packed up
give sme licence back
sends me on my way
my girlfriends creamed
th pigs goin ballistic on drink drivin at th minute
i usually only have
two drinks
if i'm drivin thru a
drink drivin trap
cunts still cant get me
got home befor dawn
+++
was a weird car fault
got worse
when th temp went over thirty degrees
and we in a heatwave
little brother
psychic *****
said
fuel filter
which it was
but half th problem was
th heater hose
that we'd shiftef
cause th heater core died
was sittin against th fuel filter
made th fuel real thin
so i had to diagnose both problems
before tacklin it properly
we beat it
it's all good now
i rerouted th heater hose
then bunged in a new fuel filter
+++
goes like fuckin stink now
+++
weird file
jane threw me out two years ago
two days before xmas
i told little broither i wanted a divorce
and i walkin
two days before xmas
ryan next doorr
walked out on his wife
just had a baby
seven weeks premmie
two days before xmas
we didnt know she was pregnant
werent game to ask
but we both knew it
"wierder"
"janes youngest son named ryan"
+++
preset studio keepers
'solsbury hill'(DUR)
+++
i got 20 punches in th head
didnt throw one
but i look for pluses
trained to kill
if its not life threatenin i wont fight
my mad mates and i are
all goin back to trainin
i only went halfway to black belt
was a minder on th showground at th time
cant hit ppl
if ya got a black belt
+++
"and i'm half black"
and half jenny
+++
knockin on all th low rent caravans in th carnival
i stepped between any tents
+++
massive attack
'radiation ruling the nation'
+++
when i was boxing
it took five big punches
in th head
till i woke up
and th aggression would come up
when mikey and i
were
playin in sufrers [paradise together
he held th record there
for th biggest punch
he bein six four
and large
and for eighteen months on th punchin machine
he cant knock me out
you a professional boxer ?
<<<smile>>>
you dont scare me then
+++
i go for th sternum
big fast kicks
nobody sees my kicks
professional unicyclist
"fast legs"
+++
my little brothers father
did a kneee drop into my chest
and broke my sternum
if i retaliate against him
he looks too much like dad now
so says uncle genie
i lay it off little brother
she copped a tree in th chest
while i tellin *****-knuckle
i wanna talk to you
about my son's testicles
i'm serious
+++
it's secret mens business
and i'm th lethal kadaitchaman of kuta
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he MY son
+++
when th little fucker was born
th mouthy nurse
jumpin into my
prerogative
talk first
name child
jesus, that little boy's well hung
+++
wally's little boy has a big willy
evryone admirin baby photos internal
+++
wally's lebanese boy
kuta family boy
we have much angst
+++
in OZ
+++
kerry packer died this xmas
nobody said anything
+++
not anybody of any importance anyway
+++
got ***** to do diary
later
..
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the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta
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| User: "the land surfer" |
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| Title: Re: typical opposite reaction |
27 Dec 2005 11:39:55 PM |
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"ylferiF" <.@...> wrote in news:43437200$0$48276$c30e37c6@ken-
reader.news.telstra.net:
<FLjeffbeach@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
news:1128467367.997339.247510@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to
be
gutted with a dull fork.
Better still, just killfile her/it and hope no idiot replies to it.
i am th singer of my aboriginal tribe
when i sing of some ***** i dont like
they die
what about that
in terms of prophecy
dont you understand fuckhead
kutaman
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| User: "the land surfer" |
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27 Dec 2005 11:42:15 PM |
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wrote in news:1128467367.997339.247510
@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to
be
gutted with a dull fork.
yeah
but would ya say that to my face ?
and if ya did read my posts
you'd know
i kill ppl
lots of ppl
..
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kutaman
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| User: "Half-Mad" |
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| Title: Re: typical opposite reaction |
05 Oct 2005 01:24:27 AM |
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On 2005-10-04 7:09 PM, wrote:
These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to be
gutted with a dull fork.
It's odd that she would also make it so that any responses only get
posed to alt.tv.charmed. There must be a lot of flames towards her that
are only posted there. The poster wondering why they can't see their
own post.
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| User: "the land surfer" |
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| Title: Re: typical opposite reaction |
27 Dec 2005 11:41:21 PM |
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Half-Mad <half.mad@gmail.com> wrote in news:ScCdnZ8NkLg57N7eRVn-
jg@rogers.com:
On 2005-10-04 7:09 PM, wrote:
These are the most annoying posts. Jenny aka land surfer needs to
be
gutted with a dull fork.
It's odd that she would also make it so that any responses only get
posed to alt.tv.charmed. There must be a lot of flames towards her
that
are only posted there. The poster wondering why they can't see
their
own post.
because what ppl think of me
is irrelevant
i practise magic
do you think i exist for your comment fuckhead ?
kutaman
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