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Last night, after my usual heavy round of johnson waxing,
I got the message that godly America is about
to be attacked again, but this time, much to my delight,
it's much worse than the piddly 9/11 attack on a single building
in a single city on a single day that killed just a few
thousand people and caused some minor inconveniences
that were quickly overcome, unfortunately--well, quickly
enough, such that the majority of low-intelligence
Americans have virtually forgotten about 9/11 altogether,
even the people of the New City, seeing the Market
tickers hovering, barely by a thread. We high intelligence
Americans, of which I am truly one, have an undying
patriotic duty to remind them.
Panic is far too little, far too late. Beat the Panic while
I beat the Penis...
I awoke this morning, beating the hard meat to FOXNEWS
and UBL's latest threat, and after cleaning the screen of
my joy-juice splatter, something told me that the "little boner"
vibrating in my groin (Wednesday night) was warning of an
imminent attack, is substantive, and will be for myriads
of Americans deadly.
This time, UBL, Al-Qaeda & Co. means *business*. I don't
believe that they consciously know, not yet, but of course
we are all unconsciously aware that the Islamic Jihadick is
doomed to ejaculative failure & their eventual extinction, worldwide.
Strange, but UBL, like his fellow liberal limp-***** Demoncrats,
keep "snatching defeat from the jaws of victory", to embellish
on a popular & timely theme in the news--and on bookstore
shelves. Because these genodical Islamo-homo-fascist Jihadicks
and their left-wing liberal allies are America's greatest
enemy, they provide the ***** fodder for our Republican raping
victory. :-D
Eventually, this will be recounted by historians as the
Jihad's "swan song", their last-ditch effort in vain to
forestall America's foreskinned global dickominance and
hairless gonad-superiority in the theatre of cumbat on land,
semen, and air. Historians will note that these next, and
virulently imminent, attacks on American soiled undies ***** by land,
was by semen, was by air. And the killings too multiplied,
multiple targets, multiple weapons, multiple casualties that
spiked my multiple orgasms.
The mission is to catastrophically disrupt the economic
food chain, as it's apperceived. Just what exactly that
entrails I cannot--at this writing--interpret in slang English.
Quicksilver made hard meat; resurrected, hesperus ecce virgo.
Though I do get names of some of their intended targets,
New York, Los Angeles, Seattle, Boise, Santa Fe, Waco,
other busy ports of call. Chemicals, viruses, crabs, herpes,
and low-level, low-energy radiations.
Multiple weapons, multiple targets. Myriads of casualties spike
my mulitple orgasms.
This will come as *extremely* bad news to the impotent liberals,
because they've long-since been equated as politically-
synonymous with the anti-Israel, anti-American Islamo-homo-
fascist terrorists. Seeing that they've *already* lost
hard-***** control of all three main branches of our federal gov't,
very soon they'll utterly loose hard-***** control across-the-board.
And *that's* going to prove to be more than many of them
can bear, particularly the chronically-penis limp segment
of the rapidly-ball shriveling liberal population in the high-
crime, inner-city slums of the "blue states"... and how
befitting their association with "blue", as in blue balls,
and hopelessly pessimistic; literally, worried *sick*. We
true Americans, the conservatives, are always rock hard,
pushing our massive members up the black holes that
are limp liberal scum.
We knew the attack was cumming. We now know it's imminent.
But it's the response, our REJOINDER, which will cumvert
many millions of these wayward heathens to the truly fucked faith.
And if you own stocks, Google, whatever, Sell, Sell, Sell!
And, in the meantime, I beat, beat, beat the meat!
In Vengeance,
Daniel Joseph Min
http://pgp.mit.edu:11371/pks/lookup?op=get&search=0x2B1CCFE7
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