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15 May 2005 11:23:17 PM |
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Uncle Wally 's Fun TIme SIng-A-Long ;-) ;-) ;-) |
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
FRICK yeah !!!!
HOOROO ;-)
UNCLE WALLY ;-0
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| User: "=?iso-8859-1?q?Itchy_Bum_HOOROO_Kawasaki_San_of_the_Intergalactic_Holographic_Multiverse=99?=" |
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| Title: Re: Uncle Wally 's Fun TIme SIng-A-Long ;-) ;-) ;-) |
15 May 2005 11:28:28 PM |
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HOORAY FOR cHUCK-E-WOOD !!
Hooray for cHUCK-E-WOOD !
That screwy, ballyhooey cHUCK-E-WOOD
Where any office boy
Or young mechanic
can be a panic
With just a good-looking pan (pan=face)
And any barmaid
Can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan (reference: Sally Rand*)
Hooray for cHUCK-E-WOOD !
Where you're terrific
if you're even good!
Where anyone at all from Shirley Temple (child actress)
to Aimee Semple (Aimee Semple McPherson - evangelist)
is equally understood
Come on and try your luck
You could be Donald Duck
Hooray for cHUCK-E-WOOD !
Hooray for cHUCK-E-WOOD !
That phony, super Coney, cHUCK-E-WOOD
They come from Chilicothes and Padukahs
with their bazookas (it could refer to so many things!)
To see their names up in lights
All armed with photos
From local rotos
With their hair in curlers
and legs in tights
Hooray for cHUCK-E-WOOD
You may be homely in your neighborhood.
Still, if you think that you can be an actor
See Mister Factor (Max Factor - makeup artist)
He'd make a monkey look good!
Within a half an hour
You'll look like Tyrone Power (hunky action star)
Hooray for cHUCK-E-WOOD !
HOOROO !
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| User: "Su Zanadu" |
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| Title: Re: Uncle Wally 's Fun TIme SIng-A-Long ;-) ;-) ;-) |
16 May 2005 06:14:24 AM |
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I *ate* some Chinese on Friday.
Wasn't the best Chinese either!
:)
SuZanne
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