unicycling th drains
+++
"you got a date on thursday jenny"
ta
+++
lost th antennae to th phone
"think it got lost in th fro"
+++
bugger he just found th bloody thing
"it'll turn up"
+++
twelve hours from a tropical storm to a cat 5 hurricane ?
+++
"b fucked"
+++
th nephew and i
wandered down to th bmx track
at lunch time
really slippery
"fuckin clay"
soft
had two
huge
stacks
"mostly excellent"
fell off
wanderin over th edge of th big berm
"made its own hole that time"
thouroughly mad
waddya mean that aint good enough for ya young fella ?
yur on a fuckin girls bike
comin up and round th berm
th first toime
ya cant see
"the exit point"
got a log
in th berm
exposed on th backside
big bounce
on th downhill side and
"dug in"
second attempt was th trick
"had a reference point"
only a six foot bank
but
"fuckin slippery"
fat as
+++
gtot down in th drain
"creek"
concrete and
three feet wide
slippery moss and
rcoks sittin in th middle
was good as
till th young fella overtook me
on his pushie
and i lost sioght
of th rocks
"and th worst weed patches"
got off
when it got too slippery to
maintain headway against th stream
only four or five inches deep
but running
water
couldnt fuckin stand up in it
"good unicycle tyre"
not enough downforce pressure
"f n big tyre"
couldnt remount ont h concrete
had to
get up in th mud beside it
and transition
into th stream
fat as
alright ya mad unicycle
take me downstream
ah ***** he's overtaken me again
THUD
well that rock brought me down
i gotta try th one around th corner
"maybe tomorrow"
hmm
fell off th front
on top of a
hill in th bmx track and
"faceplant"
well nearly
ugly crash
make th girls bike riders feel a bit better
"and back up th creek to get th clay outta th tyre"
we gotta do that again
+++
ready mr music
city high
'you dont know me'
+++
came down this berm and
stuffed it into th
clay mud puddle
all concerned thought
definitely ***** up
but no
just well out of shape
huge slide
"power burnout and"
just got out of it
he's a ***** paulei
come on
and try th deep one
and then sits on my line
i cant get past without
goin
n th soft stuff
stuck liek glue
"bigger wheel babe"
"th 27 would ride straight thru it"
can i try it ?
"not today"
big stack
off th front
on th footpath
goin back to th car
oh th igmony
"got air"
comedown sideways
ah well
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
saw this
nci elittleclay pan and thought
ah yeah
i'll ride thru that
dead slipepry
came down and
th young fella laughed at me
alright smart arse
you have a go
"girls bike girls bike"
lost his arse end
is slippery hey mate
<<< smile >>>
+++
not plain old jane
+++
versace lady jane
+++
used to sing this
in yur big
ceilinged bedroom
+++
gunna hit a fuckin eel in here paulie
lookit all th weed
+++
th back side of th berm is too steep young fella
th berm collapsing
huge cracksand
just walkin in it
hard goin
"five attempts"
+++
preset studio keepers
'come together'(hallen)
+++
im not a joker
stuffin th wheel thru th berm is
serious business
+++
"got too much pace on th last attempt"
pulled it off
"just"
+++
too much wet clay
th big hills were out of th question
"so i only attempted three"
+++
that photo of us
unicyclin th track
that other time we were there
"that hill's gone"
and three more big ones added
+++
aquaplanes
"in dirt"
+++
"makes it slide more"
+++
eurythmics
'jennifer'
+++
yeah jane
jennifer unicycle spat me three times yesterday
cow
+++
only two bad ones today
fuckin space bar
worked that time
+++
"hit it harder"
told th young fella this morning
i chew thru a keyboard a year
+++
"its th pinhole burns that add character"
+++
she got pants for me paulie
"so ya can go out drinking"
maybe have a dance
+++
stop it jane
+++
no singin tonight
th wizard is parked
"got some scrape marks"
"one ended in a shoulder roll"
+++
violent femmes
'american music'
+++
scuse i
smokin drugs
play amongst yursleves
..
..
..
"ya spelled that wrong"
did i ?
+++
is fun that
doin slaloms in th drain
goin thru th middle is
"squidgey"
+++
"good bit of speed goin downhill"
+++
turbo boost
"more flow there'll be less rocks in th middle"
they're hard to feel for
+++
four inch high rock
in five inches of water
BOING
+++
32 psi on th big tyre
"th sidewalls are still soft as"
+++
ya got fourty five in yur front tyre
is it floating ?
+++
jewel
'love me just leave me alone'
+++
still findin music that's
missing
+++
"nearly all th coldplay"
"yellow disappeared"
+++
bugger
+++
gearbox goes back in th land rover
when th humidity dies down
"they're paving"
repaving
"i paved it cause it was gunna rain"
well you were right
"told ya we'd need to put down sand"
"that is two seperate slabs"
+++
sorry
was off in another notepad
writn down th name of a song
th want list
"grows"
+++
easy stars all stars
'04 track 4 rastaman'
+++
i'll get its real title
+++
th wet socks were fuckin good
"till ya tried to stand up in th water"
smooth sole
"stillstickto roof tiles"
+++
sticking spacebar
+++
ahh
th afternoon sea breeze has arrived
"not worth surfin in yet though"
like a big wind paulei ?
+++
and that's unicycle surfing to you *****
"coffee break..."
..
..
..
nine inch nails
'***** you like an animal'
+++
after i put you over th stovetop
and turn th elements on
now bridge
+++
every unicycle fly
is worth chronicling
+++
watch out for th troll bart
+++
the ferrets
'dont fall in love'
+++
nirvana
'all apologies'
+++
the offspring
'no brakes'
+++
that's
no fuckin brakes
+++
"wouldnt want em in th drain"
+++
got a coupel of those
out there slides a happening
"wanna try a brake on a standard uni ?"
wot hill you thinkin of ?
+++
city high
'you dont know me'
+++
wont in ten minutes
gotta wash th hair
+++
"looked like a pirate for half th day"
i got a hairtie in
was hot unicyclin at th bmx track
+++
smell like a creek
+++
..
..
..
wot's under th yucatan peninsula ?
"nothing"
couldnt get her direction
"she stopped over land"
+++
its deeper down i see more problems
"take all oil away from th shear planes and"
rock doesnt flow smoothly
+++
train
'drops of jupiter'
+++
media player havin conniptions
+++
"read th signs little one"
+++
slippery
+++
"shedding hair all over th bed"
getting out knots
double dose conditioner
+++
hootie and th blowfish
'michelle post'
+++
limestone supports *
+++
"limewire"
+++
pro
faster downloads
ok
+++
bjork
'human behaviour'
+++
"put it on me mungrel"
"we'll see who drops dead first"
"i'm betting on you"
wot are you on about ?
"got a vision in th shower"
+++
and ?
"he would drop dead first"
wanna put money on it?
"he'snot worth it"
+++
you pointing th bone at im ?
"i'm not being pre emptive"
"its for a court to decide"
+++
kristin hersh
'your ghost'(solo)
+++
lord of th rings is on
"fellowship of th ring'
+++
"all still in th boxes hey mate ?"
"yur mother and i talked"
+++
i'm impressed young fella
+++
watched a special on th
cuban missile crisis
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'under the bridge"
+++
it was too low and
way too slippery
"but you;d give it a go"
+++
hasnt he got good skin ?
"fuckoffjennifer"
add drugs
it'll work better
+++
?"see how that works"
+++
drugs pls
..
..
..
was a big chunk of bud
stuck under th
key
..
..
..
"cough cough"
+++
arlo guthrie
'alice's restaurant massacree'
+++
and here we leave th music
not singin tonight anyway
+++
"movie's started"
+++
lord of th rings
to th strains of cursing
in th workshop
underneath th land rover
"<<<smiel >>>"
"wait till th lifter comes out of th big block"
+++
car bits everywhere
+++
she's worth four days of fucked orgasms paulie
"ok"
+++
if i get to ride five i figure i'm in front
+++
"yur bent jennifer"
+++
that song list is getting longer
+++
"it'll do that before it gets shorter"
+++
a wizard is never late
+++
"adventures"
+++
"you *****"
dad's nose
+++
you are not goin to shave paulie
"***** jane"
+++
got this white patch
developing
"its itchy"
+++
put hotpants on th monkey and call it kylie
+++
are yu mad ?
+++
"look i told yu once"
+++
wot's she doin paulie ?
"readin th form and pissin herself laughin"
it's a geegee weekend isnt it ?
"she tryin to pick th cup winner"
i'll have a look on monday
if i get a
sudden urge
i'll tell her the result
"i've never picked th cup winner before have i ?"
***** paulie
+++
pokie machines are fun hey versace lady jane ?
"long as they buy th drinks"
"and th ciggies"
"and th money to play upstairs"
nice machines
"gotta stroke em right"
+++
"just another machine spittin nonrandom numbers"
+++
thought it was th gold lotto music
"cadbury ad"
+++
ok maree
i'll have another punt
we played em long enough
how'd i get that three hundred dollar payout ?
+++
"made for a nice dirty weekend"
+++
still cant believe
i went on a honeymoon with you
in a holden panel van
*****
can i ever live it down ?
"it was a real holden at least "
"not a commodore"
"and ya married her on a harley"
"to led zeppelin"
mmm
+++
victoria just cadged a ride off him
to go clubbin
"in th limo"
+++
unpause
+++
said she asked where ya were
last night in th valley
paulie ?
+++
"a local club"
wot's th dancing like ?
+++
ok
i will be seeing yu again
down th fortitude valley
+++
"just not tonight?"
***** question mark
+++
ya got a cute friend victoria
+++
<<<smile >>>
+++
shutup vicky
"hey"
she's yackin at shrimp
+++
"ya havent called im that in a while"
quiet
+++
he's never come out and seen paulie
+++
"th wizard cant afford"
"to come in and play"
+++
nail that top note and
hear ppl squeel
+++
mike oldfield
'tubular bells pt 1'
+++
another long track
+++
i'll drive your car
if yu pay th fuel
and i'll take th risks
"wot are yu doing?"
finding a cheaper way to go to
the fortitude valley
they can drink and dance
and she got a male friend
with friends
in town
"they are big boys arent they"
+++
gorgeous to sing with
+++
ah man
+++
"that fuckin blood money"
"get off my shoulder"
+++
isnt that why we sing th blues in th street ?
+++
"maybe th blue balls"
+++
hey muzza
you still reading me ?
+++
i'm not in th hat
dont wanna be in th hat
+++
i'm not a begger
i'm a wizard
and i'm fucking patient
+++
"only five years in"
"rock n roll george went"
over twenty anyway
+++
i can disappear for a year
from any of my fave towns
roll into town and
"hey paulie"
"ya remember that night we got really fucked on bucket bongs and..."
+++
small towns give ya a better
"reception"
mostly
+++
my mates will be out singin
i'm tryin to catch up
on all th requests
can ya sing this for me
pls?
i dont have a copy of it
so im
tryin to be mellow about
fucking money
stopping me coming out
to sing and drum
and
slide my unicycle
for no money
"and see th sea of smiles"
..
..
..
land surfer dude
+++
p.s.
"and after we download a coupel songs and"
a bit of porn
"we'll go ***** around in th drains"
in th dark
"and stoend as a *****"
<<<<<<<< smile >>>>>>>>>
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