untitled rambling
+++

gorillaz
'dare'

+++

boppped to th shop

he knew what i wanted
a certain look of

i know what i want
in my face

said gday to th nice hairdresser lady
hi
how are ya


***** it's hot


yeah th beach would be cool

wot's that man ?



babes ?

yur jokin right

+++


nothin worse
than wakin up on a beach
surrounded by women

+++

"sixty plus percent of which"
"are fat"
alright jenny

+++

still tryin to forget a girl tried to pick me up
last satdy night

ah *****

+++

99%
i sleep with a girl

i'm goin out with er
and find myself

in a fuckin relationship

no man
i'm sick of girls


"and boys"


+++


young lady friend of mine
was smarter than that

only fucked married men
but

she caught now too
he left his wife


th last one

now she's in


another relationship

suck *****

+++

i've lived with seven
there's a certain sameness

"keep tellin yurself that"
i will

*****

+++

i'll smile at ya
hey

i'll even sing sweetly
and play th fuckin drum

so you'll dance
but keep yur pants on

+++

me and little brother
are both wanderin th house

goin
no fuckin way

+++

last one i was with
i'd get a

passout


to
go mad unicyclin

which would last like

an hour and a half


that's fuckin suckie


come and hunt me down

and drag me home


just gettin warmed up



"one before that was cooler"

they dont all wear
ya cumin in at five am

for a date


after bein out singin all night

+++

"she due to ring again soon"

+++

havin trouble replacin ya morticia

+++
budgie
'guts'
+++

too hot outside
to go

***** th ground
to put down th pavers

for th shed

summer is here
two months early


so i sit here
smokin cones and

wonderin if yur at work

+++

"she got somethin goin on paulie"
yeah alright
"she said hi first this time"
ok

+++

looks too much like britney spears

+++


"well th last one looked too much like nickie kidman"
with real red hair

"and temper to match"
lord save me

+++

just stay over there jane

+++

"last time she opened her mouth it was"

"jeez that unicycle"
"does keep you fit"

yeah alright

+++

"look ya up and down"
"like you were a chick with big tits"

hmmm
can i sit on th couch for a year ?

and get rid of th abs
"summer coming"

and my female side wants to take her clothes off
"least i'm skinny"

think you should have had yur
coffee klatch with barbie girl today

"thursday maybe"

+++
primal scream
'get your rocks off'
+++

"down th fortitude valley is worse than th beach"
you will sing there

+++

"gone a year without bein asked to strip"
wow

+++

at 43
my body shouldnt look 18

"why not"
ummm

+++
c+c music factory
'things that make you go hmmm"
+++

after two marriages and
th hair startin to go grey

it was unexpected
"psychic but not everything comes"


thank god


you really wanna play at th beaches this summer dear ?
blondes trekkin out into th surf
to

pls stop
unicyclin in th surf

so i can get a photo


"i promise if we go"


"so stoned"

"ya wont fuckin care"

+++

i wasnt looking for one girlfriend
let alone two

"***** happens"

+++

th first
couple of times

a gorgeous chick stops ya

to get a photo
is kinda nice

but it wears

+++

"boys take photos of th uni in action"
girls are different

wanna put their arm around ya
"that's where th problem is"

she dont know i got
blue balls problem


"pls dont touch"

+++

dont judge a book by it's cover

+++

yeah
i used to have

five ex girlfriends


sit at th same table
at th pub

that never felt good
"Still doesnt"

+++

how do ya cope with

i cant come strippin
sorry

cant cope with th roomfull of girls
all those pheremones

my testicles go


***** man

get me out of here



and th girls
they touch th male strippers


"not liek th other way around"

+++

"still hung up paulei ?"
***** man

"what it is to be misunderstood"
curse

+++

"kept ya in girlfriends"
yeah

and

"they all peg out"

"sex goes under one day in two"

"either add another girlfriend or"



"bye babe"

or it's

sleepin next to a chick that wont ***** ya


"blue balls torture"

masturbation doesnt cut it
when th pheremones are


right there
"more drugs over here"

yeah

+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From (REMIX)'
+++

you really wanna go beach ?
"i wanna go unicycle ridin in th surf again man"

"it;s surfing"


"look"

"three bourbons and five cones"
"We wont fuckin care"

where's your other wheel ?

"up th arse of th last fuckwit who asked"
"dont ask"



jenny


"just dont answer em"
"look down yur nose at em"

girls biek riders

+++

"no paulie"
"they are girls"

you sayin only a real man
would get blue balls

from fifteen minutes in an
enclosed room

with a wet girl


"something liek that"

+++

"at age 43 anyway"

+++

it's a weird way to live
"only been this way for 22 years"

+++

at least
i dumped th last two girlfriends

when th pain exceeed th pleasure


that's it

it's gone less than one day in two



i'm out of here
ya can both get fucked

+++


"and called a selfish ***** by all and sundry"
fuckem

bout time i learned i think


+++


"they both still call"
"occasionally"

i dont know if that helps

+++


"accordin to oz medical science"
"we're th only one"

"even if we are bipolar"

twelve years of going to have a sexchange
will do that to ya

"asked for an interesting life"

i did

+++


mostly
i keep my mouth shut

and try to steer clear

i dont liek bein tortured



and goin out with a girl
for me

always ends with torture

"doesnt start that way"



balance

+++
beats international
'dub be good to me'
+++

and savagely
psychic to boot


"comes with th curse i think"
"purple convinced"

"magic testicles"
gotta be good for something

+++

if i could not feel them looking
"i wouldnt feed"

+++

approaching th edge
elizabeth in my mind

masturbating
RING RING

elizabeth on th phone

"pls stop paulie"
"i can feel it"

"i'll be there in half an hour"

"save seed for me"
"i want a son"


+++


you hurt me bad too elizabeth
works both ways

+++


you got yur son
stay out of my mind

+++


u wanna ***** another
psychotic psychic ***** liek her jenny ?


"we have a choice last time ?"
got me there

+++

i'm stronger now
my gift

honed
and trained


operant conditioning
and

lots of testing


but i still fear







the connection





i see a daughter in my future




it's not you that scares th ***** out of me little one
it's your mother



she'll come along and make her demands
"with about as much choice as we've got"





i dont wanna be tortured this time

+++


"we give her to a lesbian couple and *****"
you think we got a choice do ya ?


+++
alice cooper
'schools out for summer'
+++

"i hate fate"
kickin and screamin

"she'll hurt me"
"they all do"

and you'll still love her to bits

+++

i said th word

andrew when i came


he born

on th monday

and at three


as i prophecied



and gave th child
five years


before i could break th connection






andrew

i lived with yur mother
when th sex went under

one day in fourteen



one day
you will understand me


much better



and know truth

i was pretty fuckin well behaved


by my

standards



+++

if ya cant see my side
yur not entitled to an opinion
.
.
.

"jenny"
+
paulie
=
the land surfer
+++

p.s.


this world
not built for

men with real
men's bodies

young man


dont ride a girls bike


get stoned and

mount a unicycle


after

20 minutes


all comfortably numb



nicole kidman could touch her toes in front of ya
and you could still crack a

smile



works good enough for me

jenny and i go singin
in th strete


down the fortitude valley



do th hardest thing ya can do mate

wish i could do more for you

.
.
.

dad